Barnet Eye Exclusive : Local Lib Dem attacks Barnet Tories

Regular readers of the Barnet Eye will know Rog T stood for the Lib Dems in Mill Hill ward at the Council elections in May. Undercover reporters believed to be from the Daily Telegraph yesterday spoke to Rog T pretending to be Martians who had got lost on the way to the Planet Arctures 7. It is believed that the Daily Telegraph has suppressed the transcript of these conversations to preserve unity within the coalition Government. The Barnet Eye has obtained the transcript of this conversation. The Daily Telegraph reports tricked Rog T into making disparaging comments about local Conservatives. Here is the full transcript :-

DT : Hello can you tell me the way to the 251 bus stop. Our spaceship has broken down and we're from Mars.

RT :  Are you a Daily Telegraph reporter? Only one of them would be stupid enough to think the 251 goes to Mars, it goes to Arnos Grove If you are you can piss off back to Mars and take that twat Robert Rams with you.

DT : Is Robert Rams your leader? Is he the Messiah?

RT : No, he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy

DT : We come bearing gifts for the Messiah?

RT : In that case you'd better have a word with Brian Coleman, he's rather partial to a few gifts and hospitality

DT : We hear that a star has risen in the North and someone is coming to save Barnet

RT : Do you mean John Burgess, the local Unison rep?

DT : We get the feeling you don't like the local Tories

RT : We get the feeling you are not really martians, piss off