A doctor and a One Barnet Consultant were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their
ailments and asking the One Barnet Consultant for advice about Barnet Council.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the One Barnet Consultant, "What do
you do to stop people from asking you for advice about Barnet Council when you're out
of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the One Barnet Consultant.
Have a great Friday
So, how will they light the Olympic Flame, tonight?
ReplyDeleteWith a ground-to-air missile from the nearby block of flats, or as a Lifetime Achievement Award given by a grateful nation, to Brian Coleman?