A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the
other
if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was
no
after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to
his
word, he made the first contact: "Marion,
Marion ."
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and
then
it's
off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and
then
have sex a couple of more times.. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud
--
lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much
have
sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course
again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep
and
then the next day it starts all over again".
"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
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