The Friday Joke - 25/3/2016

I hope your day isn't too ruff!

The old ladies prayer


“Dear Lord, the past couple of years have been very tough for  me.  You’ve taken –

My favourite actor, Patrick Macnee

My favourite horror actor, Christopher Lee

My favourite comedian, Robin Williams

My favourite singers, Cilla Black, Joe Cocker and David Bowie

My favourite author, Tom Clancy

My favourite footballers, Georgie Best and Johan Cruyff

And finally, my favourite presenter Sir Terry Wogan.
 
So Lord, I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are David Cameron, George Osborne,  and that funny fella from America called Trump.
Amen”