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John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very
secluded, rural area of Georgia. After spending a great evening chatting the
night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.
However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his
grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?" His grandfather
replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!" For
lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates
as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg
and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?" Without looking up
the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as
cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word
about it!" Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and
as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him
pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my
car". Without diverting his attention from the football game he was
watching on TV, the old man shouted ... "COLD WATER, GO LAY
DOWN!!!!"
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