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It's Friday, so here's a couple of items to get you in the mood for the weekend! Have a great one
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A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the
salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy,
busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.
The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply.
"Young
man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000
asking price," said the older man. "Yet I just heard you closed the
deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there."
"And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."
The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached
for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had
the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how
could I resist?," replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man...
"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price...." "See you later, Dad, Happy Father's day."
OPTIMISM IS GOING AFTER MOBY DICK IN A ROWBOAT AND TAKING TARTAR SAUCE WITH YOU!!!
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