Mary Clancy goes up to Father McGuire after his Sunday
morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you,
Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My
husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell
me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? "
She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn
gun.' "
Have a great weekend!
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