The Weekend Roundup and The Friday Joke - 9//3/2018

So here it is, the weekend round up, but first the Friday Joke. We rather like this one!

 

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness,  or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'  

A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' 
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd just have to write the exam with your other hand.'

And here is the weekend round up.

Got that #FridayFeeling ! Just 24hrs until:
2 Home Games!
1stXV vs. Old Millhillians KO 2:30pm
2ndXV vs. Tring 4's KO 2:15pm

Then the #6Nations2018 !
Ireland v Scotland 2:15pm
France v England 4:45pm

All welcome to join/watch/support ! #ComeOnMill

— Mill Hill Rugby Club (@MillHillRFC) March 9, 2018

This Monday at The Chandos Arms

We are now a drop-off point for Colindale Foodbank! pic.twitter.com/mjOXykZNsj

— St Michaels, NW7 (@StMichaelsMH) March 8, 2018

We all know they deserve it. #motherdays pic.twitter.com/5Wjic0a8sT

— The Bohemia (@Bohemia_N12) March 8, 2018

For details of all other Gigs in the Borough of Barnet this weekend, please check the Barnet Music Website





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