Weekend Highlights & The Friday Joke - A mother in law joke that is actually funny!

The Friday Joke has become a popular feature. It has been suggested that we have a little round up of the weekends events as well, so that no one has any excuse to miss anything, being lazy, I'm not going to add anything so make sure the tweet is clear. If you want something to appear, simply tweet it to us on a Thursday. A picture is nice on the Tweet.

The Friday Joke
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young 
man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer agreed to marry my 
daughter," said one.

"No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other.
And so they argued before the King until he called for silence.
"Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall cut the young 
attorney in half. Each of you shall receive a half.""Sounds good to me," 
said the first lady.

But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the 
other woman's daughter marry him."

The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "The attorney must marry the 
first lady's daughter," he proclaimed.

"But she was willing to cut him in two!" exclaimed the king's advisor.

"Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE 
mother-in-law."

The Weekend Round up.

Sun 4 March - ANTHEMIC GUITAR MOMENTS & STRING BENDING MADNESS @GuitarLegendsUK @OldFinchleianCC 7.30pm - 8.20pm start#spiritofthetorrington https://t.co/9qFN7ps1mH @marcusflynn1 @gr8musicvenues @finchleynews @times_series @musicUwant2hear #guitarlegends https://t.co/yMtHCGbnsk pic.twitter.com/UobUTD4uq5

— Pete Feenstra (@feenstrablues) February 27, 2018

This Sun pianist @timlapthorn guests @chandosarmsjazz 7pm https://t.co/RHr4tg1MUY @Jazzigator @jazzlondonlive @RobertElms@LondonJazz @JazzJournal @Jazzwise @JazzUK @TimeOutLondon @jazzbreakfast @LondonInStereo @officialjazzlon@LondonJazzFest @LDNJazzMeetup @theycallme

— Chandos Arms Jazz (@chandosarmsjazz) February 26, 2018

We are now a drop-off point for Colindale Foodbank! pic.twitter.com/h6JODoFv3C

— St Michaels, NW7 (@StMichaelsMH) February 26, 2018

Tomorrows 1st XV away game vs. Uxbridge has been CANCELLED due to weather conditions.

— Mill Hill Rugby Club (@MillHillRFC) March 2, 2018

Please note Mill Hill litter pickers are moving to 10 March due to bad weather. More later.

— Mill Hill Broadway (@MillHillBwy) March 1, 2018

And finally, thanks to everyone who came down to the Midland Hotel in Hendon for the False Dots live at The Save London Music 3rd Birthday bash. Here is one of the highlights.


Have a great weekend!