The Friday Joke - 6th November 2020 - The five worst things about Lockdown

What are the worst things about lockdown for you? Here's my five

1. When Mr Boring McB'stard is on the phone and you want to get rid of him, you can't say "Must shoot got to go out".

2. When the washing up needs doing, the excuse "I didn't realise that was the time, I've arranged to meet Bruce at the pub in five minutes"

3. When your partner wants to watch a Rom Com on Netflix and you want to watch the football at the pub......

4. When the football is on, but you have to have a Zoom call with your partners mate who live next door and is obsessed with talking about her cat...

5. When you wake up and you've had a marvellous dream where you were on holiday having a blast and you realise that all of the above four items are what awaits you during the day. 

Stay safe.

(Out of fairness here is my partners list)

1. Putting up with me moaning about having to listen to Mr Boring McB'stard droning on for hours on end.

2. Having to explain to me for the 37th time how the dishwasher works.

3. Having to watch a Rom Com on Netflix, while the fat buffoon next to her fidgets, farts and checks his phone incessently to find out what is happening in the football, wishing he was down the pub. 

4. Having to put up with a gurning buffoon sitting next to you during a good old chit chat with Doris on Zoom about her cat, knowing that if the Twat wasn't sat there we could discuss something interesting instead.

5. When you wake up and you've had a marvellous dream where you were on holiday having a blast and you realise that all of the above four items are what awaits you during the day. 

Have a Great day and Stay Safe.