Friday, 17 April 2015

Mike Freer and the Finchley & Golders Green pantomime

A very strange thing has happened in the Finchley and Golders Green election. In the space of three days, Tory candidate has gone into meltdown. On Monday I wrote a blog saying that being an MP seemed to be agreeing with Mike as he looked younger and far more relaxed than he did six years ago when he was leading the Council. Little did I know that a storm was brewing and Mike's notoriously thin skin was about to be stretched to the limit. The cause of the meltdown was former Tory Chairman Lord Ashcroft & respected pollster pollster who is now predicting that Labour will take the seat.

Mike reacted to this news in the way he always deal with difficult news. He got nasty and tetchy. He told the Guardian that his opponent, Sarah Sackman would jump on any bandwagon, in reference to her efforts in campaigns to save local libraries and retain funding for disabled childrens support services. Given that all of the campaigns Sarah Sackman has fought are highly emotive local issues, where even local Tories disagree with the Council, I found it hilarious that Mike would actually draw attention to them in the local paper. What exactly would Mike expect her to say if accused of "jumping on a bandwagon" when fighting for the rights of disabled children. Should she say "Oh, I am sorry I should have let their services be cut, so that Mike wouldn't insult me?" Heaven only knows what he was thinking.

 As if this wasn't bad enough, he has made an even more bonkers gaffe today.He has told Jewish News that he can "represent Jews better than a Jew".  He said  “A non-Jewish MP is able to represent Jewish constituents more forcefully as I can’t be accused of any vested interest. People know if I’m arguing for the Jewish community, it’s what I believe and what constituents want.” 

It appears that Mike is seeking to adopt the "Ali G" approach to the question of race. If it wasn't so hilariously stupid, it could be deemed offensive and patronising.Let's consider Mike's claim in a bit more detail.  Given that Mike isn't from the Finchley and Golders Green area, one has to assume that his interest in Jewish politics arrived at around the same time as he decided he wanted a career in politics. Like many politicians, Mike clearly looked at the demographics of the area in which he lived and decided it was a good move to get onside with various local communities. Now there is nothing wrong with trying to understand your electorate and representing them, but to claim that you can do the job better than someone who has grown up within a culture is completely ridiculous. A few years ago I went to a charity fundraising dinner, where a Jewish friend of mine from Orange Hill School was speaking about the need to support the charity, which raises money for local elderly Jewish people, who need care. My friend is a successful businessman and I'd never really put him down as a great orator. When he spoke, he talked about his family, how his parents and grandparents had fled Germany, how many of his uncles and aunties hadn't and how they'd perished. He talked about how his family had struggled, about how anti semitism had destroyed half his family. He talked about how his grandparents and parents had worked night and day to ensure their children had a future. He told how that by the time he was born in 1961, the family had a successful business, built from nothing. He talked of their sacrifices and the sadness in their heart for lost family members. He then explained how they needed specialist care as they reached the twighlight of their lives and how important the work of the charity was. They needed an environment that understood their social and cultural needs. The dinner was a great success raising a huge amount of money. 

When I read Mike Freer's comments, my mind went back to that. Is there any way that Mike Freer could start to put across the case so passionately? When he is in Parliament, he may speak well if he's had a briefing on a subject, but does he instinctively understand the cultural implications of what is being discussed? Whatever Mike Freer may say about Sarah Sackman, it is clear that having been born and raised in a community, she instinctively will recognise any threats or attacks, without a briefing from a friendly member of the community. To her credit, Sarah hasn't played this card, which in a seat with 22% Jewish electorate could make a huge difference. Mike Freer has. Having had the chutzpah to make such a claim, he now has to watch it crash in flames. Let me give another example of why Mike has been hoisted by his own petard. By any judgement, his finest moment in parliament was his speech about same sex marriage


It should be clear to anyone watching that the reason that Mike could put his case so effectively is because he is representing the gay community. The issue affects him directy and he was able to make a brilliant speech putting his case forward, calling on his own personal experiences. Mike was widely congratulated for this speech and it was widely accepted that the personal element that he referred to helped him make the point.

Sadly however Mike feels that Jewish people clearly can't use their personal experience to the same effect. They need "Big Uncle Mike" to make the case for them. As far as I am concerned, the idea that Sarah Sackman, who is an extremely eloquent barrister, would be less able to represent the Jewish community than Mike Freer is laughable.

The trouble with Mike is that he just doesn't seem to really be clever enough to see the contradictions in his own arguments. In truth he's in a state of panic. His campaign has become like a pantomime, with Mike shouting "Where's my Parliamentary career" and the electorate shouting "It's behind you".

The following tweet seems to sum up the general reaction to Mike Freers statement


A Jewish MP who'll stand up for human rights is better placed to represent anyone... (1/2)


...than someone who'll defend Israel for the sake of his own votes (2/2)

I think that this statement from Mike could be the defining moment in the Finchley and Golders Green election. Whilst I am sure that some people would vote Tory even if a donkey was standing, many will be put off by what Mike had to say. I doubt that anyone in the Jewish  community thinks that only Mike Freer can represent them successfully. I think some may actually be rather disgusted by the implication that a Jewish MP may be perceived as less honest than someone who has simply turned up and grubbed for a few votes, when representing the people they've spent their life growing up with. 

The most illuminating thing about Mikes panto act is the fact that he has chosen this as his battleground. How desperate is that?



Thursday, 16 April 2015

Tax - No one likes it until they need public services

Yesterday, out of frustration at comments on my Facebook timeline I posted the following comment

Next time someone says they pay too much tax, drive them out into the middle of the countryside, break both their legs with a baseball bat, then ask them if they would like an ambulance to take them to A&E. If they say yes, ask them if they still think paying tax for such services is bad.
Actually please dont do that, but maybe you could explain the scenario to them. Tax is always a rip off until we are in the shit and need public services.

I received the followin two responses.

 Here in USA: After I crashed into a wall, having been run off the road by someone who did not stop: Emergency ambulance from I95 to nearest trauma cente(5 miles) - $500, 5 hours in emergency room: &30,000.00. Paid days off work, using accrued paid time off- 2. Prescription meds each month, spouse and myself about $300. Next time you moan about the National Health, count your blessings.
 And

Well said. I have had a kidney transplant here which would have bankrupted me in the States and yet we are blindly following America down the road of an unadulterated market economy. I object to some of the things my taxes go towards but I want to live in a society where everyone can receive the help they need. We just have to accept that some people don't want to contribute.

What could I possibly add to that?

Wednesday, 15 April 2015

Highly respected Tory pollster predicts that Sarah Sackman will win in Finchley and Golders Green

Today on the influential Conservative home website, there was a nasty shock for Mike Freer, who won Finchley and Golders Green at the last election. Lord Ashcroft, former Tory Chairman and highly respected pollster is now predicting that Labour will take the seat.

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Sarah Sackman, the Labour challenger has been working tirelessly to overturn the Conservative lead. Having known Sarah for several years, this does not surprise me. I suspect that the size of Sarah's victory will only be limited by the number of voters she is actually able to meet. I suspect that she is also likely to be very successful in the House of Commons. Whilst I would be very surprised if she achieved the level of success of the last female to represent Finchley, I would not be at all surprised to see her get a significant role in a future government. Sarah comes from a very tough, hard working background. Her grandfather still lives above the family business and it was 100% clear to me that Sarah has been drilled from a young age that anything is possible with hard work. Wheras many politicians come across as a bit shallow and false, this is not the case with Sarah. She is clearly by far the most intelligent local politician in Barnet. Unlike most of the others I've met, she listens and will modify her views on an issue if she realises that her previous position was untenable.

Wheras the two local male Tory MP's seem obsessed with talking about cheese shops as a way of persuading locals that they care about the High Street and the local community, Sarah has been prepared to get stuck in to local campaigns. In recent weeks Mike Freer has been dodging husting events featuring Sarah as a way of trying to ensure that he doesn't get "found out". Whilst this has perhaps worked as a means of damage limitation, it has not impressed local people, who can smell a chicken run a mile off.

I was quite surprised on Monday when I attended the FSB networking meeting, where Mike was the guest speaker. Afterwards, I spoke to quite a few of the local business community. I actually thought Mike came over quite well, but this seemed to be far from the consensus view. Several people felt that Mike simply came across as a slick politician looking to keep his job. Now that the polls have turned locally and Mike is having to play catch up, it will be interesting to see how he does. My experience of him at Barnet Council was that he wasn't great under pressure. As Finchley is an iconic seat for the Conservatives, as the former home of Lady Thatcher, I expect to see a never ending stream of high profile Tory ministers and celebrities over the next few weeks. I also suspect that this won't work. With the decline of local press and stratification of the media, this is a case largely of preaching to the converted. Sarah has inspired her Labour team to get out and do an enormous amount of personal engagement. I doubt the celeb visitors will be up for mass door knocking. As Sarah has been working for years, she knows the right answers for the locality.

Of course there are still a few weeks to go before polling day and anything could change. It does however seem that the local Labour ream have their campaign strategy together, whilst the Tory campaign has largely fallen to bits. The Tories are reaping the whirlwind of bad parking policies, Library closures and aloofness. Labour locally are benefitting from a good campaign and an excellent candidate, who is in tune with local people an local issues.

Perhaps the most interesting thing I've noticed is the effect of the Boris Johnson videos where he pledges support for Mike Freer and Matthew Offord. I was watching one in the shop and a customer was looking over my shoulder. At the end of it he said "who was that bloke with Boris?" I replied "That's Matthew Offord, the local MP". He replied "He ain't exactly Mr Personality is he". That is the problem with a visit from Boris, he eclipses everyting else in the Tory solar system, so people simply think "oh, how nice, I met Boris" and forget the fact that the local candidate ever existed. The videos would be far more effective, if the candidate spoke and at the end Boris said "Well that's why I am here to show my support"


As you can see in Mike's video, Boris is the star and Mike is the nodding dog. Whilst I think such Boris videos rally the faithful, I am not at all sure that any normal sane human being pays the slightest bit of attention to them.

The one thing that is 100% clear from Lord Ashcrofs figures are that if you do not want Mike Freer to be returned as MP, then a vote for the Greens or the Lib Dems is in effect  a completely wasted vote. So whatever you think of Mike Freer, love him or hate him it is clear that every vote will count in Finchley and turnout could be the decisive factor.



Tuesday, 14 April 2015

Matthew Offord Vs Mike Freer - The split at the heart of the local Tories

We have a  rather odd situation in Barnet. Back in 2009 Mike Freer Mp was the leader of the Council and Matthew Offord was his deputy. I hadn't realised it at the time, but the two were "The Odd couple" of Barnet politics. I sort of assumed they were joined at the hip, how wrong could I have been.

 A tweet yesterday reminded me of this. Kelly Wilson tweeted a message posted by the "coalition for marriage".

No show at Hustings & now automatic support to and . What planet is on?












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 Now I hadn't really heard of the coalition for marriage and when I saw the tweet, I assumed that they were disgusted at Offords stance against Same Sex Marriage. However it turns out that the Coalition for Marriage are not a Coalition for Marriage. They are actually a coalition against marriage, where people are of the same sex. They do not like it when two people of the same sex decide to tie the knot.  Now I am married to someone who is not the same sex as me. That was my choice, which I was completely free to make. We didn't seek anyone elses approval and what we do in private is our business. Whether we go to our bedroom and play tiddly winks, watch football on the telly or other things which are none of your business, well that is our business. We've had our moments, but I think for both of us marriage has been good. We've supported each other when our parents died, in illness and through other disappointments. I can't, in all honesty see what right I've got to deny another human being the right to do the same. Of course there are biblical objections to same sex relationships. There are also biblical objections to eating shellfish, on pain of death. We've moved on. Right wing Christian organisations are militantly against same sex marriage, but Jesus said "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" on matters of morality. So I keep all my stones in my pocket when I see someone who makes different choices to me.

As for Mike Freer, another tweet shows he takes a completely different stand on the subject to his former deputy.


Congrats! Tory MP @mikefreermp and partner Angelo convert their civil partnership to marriage




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Apparently Offords stance has caused major tensions in their relationship and the two campaigns have virtually no cooperation at all in local matters. Word reaches the Barnet Eye that privately Freer thinks Offord is a complete idiot and has little to do with him, although publicly hios view is that Offord is entitled to his opinion. Either way "The Odd Couple" have not had an amicable parting of the ways.

I must confess I feel a little bit of sympathy for Freer in this matter. He was supportive of Offord, who was not a spectacularly successful deputy and he feels that Offord has not exactly repaid this in the nicest way. We assume that when Offord was working with Freer and Freer was his boss, he kept his views rather quiet on the matter.

The Conservative Party is a broad church and clearly it does accomodate people with all manner of views. I would rather hope that whatever happens with Mike Freer, no one uses his private life as a reason not to vote for him. I do however take a slightly different view with Matthew Offord. A man who clearly keeps his mouth shut when it's convenient and is keen to discriminate against a sizeable portion of the electorate and even his colleagues and friends, in my mind is a man who really doesn't deserve to be sent back to Westminster.

Monday, 13 April 2015

Federation of Small Business Network Breakfast with Mike Freer (how do you like your cheese?)

Embedded image permalinkThis morning we had the regular FSB North London Network Breakfast.  As part of the FSB's engagement with local political leaders, the FSB invited candidates from the main parties to speak to the meeting. This month it was the turn of Mike Freer. Mike is the Conservative candidate and has been the MP for the last five years.

Mike was nice and early and spent the first hour mingling with various people and chatting informally. I used to see Mike quite regularly when he was leader of the council, but realised that this was the first time I've seen him in the flesh since he was elected as MP in 2010. As he isn't my MP, I suppose that this is not really surprising. Unike some MP's who have aged visibly over the period, being an MP seems to be agreeing with Mike. He actually looked younger than he often did when he was council leader. Mike stood up and gave his presentation and I actually thought he gave a very good presentation.

He started by talking about the work of the coalition. He said the coalition had done a good job and that he wasn't going to denigrate his Lib Dem colleagues. He felt the two parties had worked very well together to put the country back on its feet. He reminded us that the treasury secretary had left his successor a note saying he'd spent all the money when Labour vacated office. He gave us some facts and figures about the economy and how well the coaition had done. Employment up, people lifted out of tax, lending improving.  Mike told us that he'd run a small business for three years and didn't enjoy the experience. He said he was glad to get his old job back at Barclays. As he was addressing an audience of people who haven't thrown in the towel, I thought this was a brave thing to announce, given that regulations were one of the reasons he cited and that has got worse with every government. Mike also told us that the government was taking a serious look at business rates reform. This would be a major boost if it could be abolished. I believe it could create up to half a million new jobs.

I have no idea whether Lynton Crosby has ordered Tories to "nice up" following the debacle of last week, but Mike was in a very jovial mood and I thought his pitch was excellent ( regular readers will know I am not generally a fan, but credit where its due).

Then on to the questions. I got in first with a question about parking. Mike said he had worked with Eric Pickles to try and improve the situation. He said that he'd had cross words with former Tory Councillor Brian Coleman over the botched scrapping of cash pay and display. He said that he didn't think parking was as important to the High Street as many businesses claim and that it would cost  £2 million. Cafe Buzz owner Helen Michael was not impressed. She told Mike that Barnet that Barnet Council had £7 million in the special parking account, which is reserved for such matters. Mike stated that if it was simple, Labour would have proposed something in the council budget. Helen was not impressed with this

The next question was on the EU. Mike (who interstingly was wearinga  purple tie) siad he thought we should have an election and he beleived the UK would vote to stay in. He was questioned about the uncertainty this would create, but pointed out there is already a degree of uncertainty and this hadn't stopped the UK attracting more investment than the rest of the EU put together. Mike stated that having the referendum would allow the UK to get a better deal. Rather bizarrely he then stated that he visits France regularly and in France no one enforces EU regulation in Cheese Shops. It seems that Barnet Tories have a bit of a cheese shop obsession. First Matthew Offord promised us a Cheese shop in Mill Hill, now Mike claims that David Cameron will change the law to make it easier removing EU bureaucracy. I suspect that Mikes hopes will prove as vain as those of us in Mill Hill who like a bit of the smelly stuff on top of our crackers! Mike very skillfully avoided actually saying whether he was for or anti EU membership.

The next question was about HS2. Did Mike personally support "wasting £80 billion" on the project. I found myself in complete agreement with Mike. He supports HS2 and would like to see such projects built far quicker. He pointed out that in France, communities campaign for such projects to come to their region and questioned why the British are so NIMBY in their attitude. He didn't mention that in France the government pays you a premium for suffering property blight, so it can be a nice little earner to have a line at the bottom of your garden. In the UK you will get screwed over by dodgy compulsory purchase legislation.

Another question was on the subject of commercial property being converted into housing. Mike quoted the example of a few office blocks that were not fit for purpose in the Finchley and Golders Green area, that were under utilised and stated this was a good thing. I asked him about what happened to Trafalgar House in Mill Hill, where dozens of businesses were thrown out of a perfectly good office block to allow developers to cash in. Mike rather ducked the question with "I cant comment it isn't on my patch answer".

I spoke to a couple of the local business owners after the meeting and asked what they thought of Mike. I was a bit surprised by the answers. The response wasn't as positive as I'd expected, given that I thought he'd done quite well "Typical politician, promise the earth before the election" was one comment. Another one was "Same old C*** as the council about parking, didn't seem to happy when the £7 million in the reserves was mentioned". Another one reminded me that they had the inheritance tax cut in the last election manifesto and said "if it won't cost anything as they claim, why didn't they do it this time?". I think people who own and run businesses are a tad cynical.

One interesting little side note. We were graced with a visit from the local Tory blogger Dan Hope,  who video'd the procedings, so if you were unlucky enough to miss the fun, you may be able to catch the repeats (strangley Mr Hope did not attend the Green or Labour sessions) on his blog at some point. I am rather hoping that the Cheese comments are preserved for posterity. 

Sunday, 12 April 2015

#SaveLondonMusic – The campaign grows (Guest blog by Jimmy Mulville of Bally Studios)

By Jimmy Mulville

Yesterday, the following people joined the ‪#‎SaveLondonMusic‬ campaign
The Rehearsal Rooms
M.A.D
Tweeters Rehearsal Studios
Alt Mu Magazine (ALT-MU)
Lucky Stone Studio
Voltage Studios
Spiral Studios
Neon Sound Studios
which is in addition to the people who had joined beforehand
Bally Studios
Mill Hill Music Complex Studios
Downs Sounds
Soup Studio
BonafideStudio London
Terminal Studios
The Secret Warehouse Of Sound
The Engine Rooms
The Premises Studios

and we expect the amount to grow quite a bit over the weekend, so we would REALLY appreciate it if you could spread the word to anyone who may be interested, by tagging them and sharing the posts. Some kind people also pointed us in the direction of these other campaigns, that are trying to achieve the same goal in
Edinburgh: Music is Audible
Australia: SLAM (Save Live Australia’s Music)
Yesterday property developers pulled down the historic pub in Maida Vale, London, without any permission, and there are already groups growing on Facebook such as Rebuild The Carlton Tavern, with nearly 500 members joining in a day. Along with the nearly 29,000 people who have signed the following petition to save Denmark Street:
https://www.change.org/p/alex-bushell-don-t-bin-tin-pan-all…
as well as the campaigns such as Save fabric london
and articles like “16 ways to ‪#‎SaveLondon‬ as we know it” http://www.timeout.com/london/things-to-do/save-our-city
it shows that there is quite a movement from people who are extremely concerned that there is such a strong focus towards ripping out many of the best parts of London, in the single minded race for extra profits. That’s why we are really grateful to anyone who is spreading the word as far and wide as possible.
A final point: in the music industry, the vast majority of rehearsal and recording studios, and music venues are independently run. While there are multiple Tescos all over the place, there is no chain of rehearsal studios, and apart from a few Carling Academy’s/o2 Academy’s here and there, the music venues are small and independent too. Not only does this mean that these industries become more eclectic and personal, but it can also spread the economic risk.
In Detroit, Michigan, in 1932 there were 90,000 employed by the Big 3 Automobile Manufacturers, General Motors, Ford and Chrysler. By 1990 that had fallen to 6,000. When so much of a city is dependent on fewer companies, companies that will base their entire strategy on profits, the whole city could be at risk if they withdraw their investment.
That is what happened in Detroit, which has dropped in population from 1,850,000 to 700,000 and gone from being a boom town to a semi-ghost town. When Woolworths went bust in 2009 in the UK, instantly 27,000 people were jobless. Big companies may have good upsides, but they are also very risky. London is fast moving towards putting all of it’s eggs in one basket – namely the property market – by squeezing out the small guys in favour of the big guys. In our opinion, by having lots of smaller companies it means there is less risk of there being huge financial repercussions from any of them closing. Also, many smaller companies are happy to keep on trading on a small profit, whereas the bigger ones won’t be.
Therefore, while our focus about saving these smaller studios and music venues is based on keeping London a great place to live with a creative and artistic buzz, it should also be remembered that whilst it may not be as profitable as selling £1Million apartments, it also has MUCH less risk associated with it, and brings about some sorely needed stability to such a big city. In our eyes, a bit of stability and less risk can’t be a bad thing.

The path of the world’s loveliest cities is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Here’s how to help out
timeout.com
 (This post was written for the Facebook page of Bally Studios in Tottenham by Jimmy Mulville at Bally Studios)

Saturday, 11 April 2015

The Tweets of the week in the London Borough of Barnet - 11/4/2015

Here is the latest installment in our most popular regular feature, so without further ado, here we go....

1. And the tweet of the week is from God Complex who went on holiday, only to return and find Burnt Oak gentrified.



I leave burnt oak for 2 months, come back and there's a subway and a costa- wtf is happening


2. Great picture from Imperial Youth Band at Hendon Police college for gradtuation ceremony

Big smiles and a happy day at Hendon. Massive congratulations and good luck to all who graduated!







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 3. Sarah Barry is less than impressed with Bus Gridlock in Edgware


Bus gridlock at edgware station....












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 4. Danny Caro has some very sensible election advice for Edgware voters


Unsure who to vote for? Someone who can be bothered to clean up Edgware would be refreshing.













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5. Love this picture of Eddie Izzard supporting Sarah Sackman in the Bohemia. Alan Schneiderman is also impressed


The great supporting & visiting local businesses in North Finchley
 


6. Love this picture from Tory Social. How times have changed in Finchley


Margaret Thatcher arrives at the House of Commons after being elected as the MP for Finchley in 1959



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7. Great Mill Hill Picture from Joel Meadows
 
 
 
8. Ann Mroz tweets a tweet many of us who live in Mill Hill may have tweeted

I have been at Mill Hill Broadway for 40 minutes now. Where are your trains?


9. Whetstone will soon have a new restaurant. We hope that this is the name not the menu!

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10. And finally an important message from Mill Hill Music Complex

ROCK AND ROLL WILL NEVER DIE!!! It will if greedy developers shut all the venues & rehearsal spaces


 

Friday, 10 April 2015

What the hell is going on at Sheepwash Pond on the Ridgeway ** Updated 22/4/2015

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This evening I was on my way back from my evening walk with our dogs when I noticed an  alarming sight at Sheepwash pond on the Ridgeway in Mill Hill. The pond has huge clumps of green algae blooms covering much of the surface (Sheepwash pond is located on the land next to Mr Andrew Reids Belmont Childrens Zoo, which is home to a large number of  "exotic" animals).  Such algae blooms are often a sign of sewage or other pollutants being present in  a body of water.  It is not unknown for children to play in the pond. Maybe it was just the time of day but we are also noticed the lack of the geese and ducks which usually make their presence known. The pond is also next door to St Pauls school.


Intrigued by these rather odd for this time of year algae blooms, further inspection revealed something even more alarming. A huge pipe leading from the pond to Mr Reids Belmont Childrens Zoo property. The Barnet Eye was unable to ascertain the purpose of the pipe. It has clearly been installed at a reasonable expense and is serving some purpose for Mr Reids establishment. As far as we understand, you need a license to extract water from a public pond and there are large fines for doing this without the proper authority from the environment agency.


Mr Reid has recently been very vocal about how he has joined UKIP following a planning dispute with the council. Lets hope he's equally forthcoming explaining the exact  purpose of the pipework into the Sheepwash pond, and lets hope it serves a useful, community minded purpose. The Barnet Eye believes that Sheepwash pond is one of the local jewels in the crown in Mill Hill. The thought of it being contaminated with sewage causing algae blooms is most alarming. The source of any such contamination needs identifying as a matter of urgency.


We hope that Barnet Council visit the pond as a matter of urgency and ensure that there are no dangerous pollutants in the pond. We noted that Angel Pond, a mere 400 yards down the road had no such algae blooms. As to the pipework into the Belmont Zoo, lets hope that we get a proper explanation for that as well.

10 Reasons why Ed Miliband is not fit to be Prime Minister


In a months time we will be electing a new Prime Minister. This is by far the most important General Election since the last one. Unlike every General Election since the last one, we are faced with a stark choice, between a brilliant Conservative candidate and a lousy Labour Candidate. In a democracy, the populace has a solemn responsibility to choose who runs the country and it is vital that they do this in such a way that the top 1% of wealth owners in the UK are looked after, because without them the rest of us plebs would have nothing to read about in the gossip columns. 


Image result for ed miliband bacon sandwichThis time the hapless leader of the Labour Party is Mr Edward Samuel Karl Josef Vladimir Ilyich Ho Che Min Miliband. The Barnet Eye has throughly researched Ed (known as 'Little Ho') to his friends career, using the highly respected archives of the Daily Mail and we have concluded that Little Ho is in no way fit to lead our great country. Here are the top ten reasons why Big Dave C must be reelected as Prime Minister.







How on earth can such a man ever be Prime Minister.

Image result for ed miliband bacon sandwichPlease note that due to the burgeoning Ed Miliband Crisis, the Barnet Eye has banned the Friday Joke and has also declared this blog to be an irony free zone. We completely agree with the Daily Mail that a man as terrible as Ed "Little Ho" Miliband is not fit to be Prime Minister. The evidence is clearly there if you read the Daily Mail carefully!

We back Big Dave and his "Use a condom, hug a NonDom" campaign.