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Friday, 11 September 2026

Friday Fun and Friday Music 11th September

As ever, we start with the Friday joke.  

And on to the music round up.


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Friday, 20 March 2026

Friday Fun and local gig round up

 As is the tradition on Barnet blogs, we start with a joke! 

"Why did Spartacus smile when the lion ate his wife?"

"He was Gladiator!"

Boom Boom!

There was some big local music news this week! Mill Hill Band, The False Dots released their brand new single and video. Check it out, it's called Big Hairy Spider and the video harks back to the Halcyon days of Scooby Doo!


And on to the weeks local gigs! Follow Barnet Music for all the latest updates!


Friday 20th

La Lluna Whetstone 6.30 - Jonathon Black Byrd (Solo Flamenco Guitar)

Butchers Arms 9pm – Midnight AWOL (Rock Covers)

Maddens 9pm – The Drivers

Barrington 8.30pm – midnight Neils Karaoke

Saturday 21st

East Barnet RB Legion 8.30pm – 11.30pm Dr Realgood (Covers)

Lord Kitchener 8.30 pm - late Karaoke with Johnno

Butchers Arms 9pm – 11.30pm Horizon (Rock covers and original)

Sunday 22nd

Kings Head 2pm – 4pm Jamie Whelligan (Solo artist - Free)

Ye Olde Monken Holt 7pm – 9pm Creekside (Americana)

Butchers 8.30 – 11.30pm Butchers Arms Jam Electric/Blues/Rock (Full backline available)

Monday 23rd

Ye Olde Mitre Inn, High Street 8pm – 11pm (stables room) Barnet Acoustics Session

Tuesday 24th

The Bull Theatre £5 Acapella & Accoustic Speakeasy 14+ further details from Nikki or Tim 07754067594 07956875758

Wednesday 25th

Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30 – 11pm Open Mic Night

Thursday 26th

Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30 – 10.30pm Irish Session

Friday 27th

Lord Kitch 8.30pm – late Ela

The Elephant Inn 9pm – 11.30pm Velvetronic (Covers 70`s to present)

Barrington Bar 8.30 pm - midnight Karaoke with Johnno

Friday, 13 March 2026

Friday Fun & this weeks local gigs Friday 13th March - Also some news to warm the cockles of your heart!

Lets start with some great news, something to cheer you up! Did you know today is the first day of the year when the Sun sets after 6pm!

  • Yesterday's Sunset (March 12): 17:59 (5:59 PM)
  • Today's Sunset (March 13): 18:01 (6:01 PM)

Spring is coming!

And to get you in the weekend mood, here is a Friday joke, courtesy of our good Twitter mate Robert Wilkinson

And on to gigs! To keep up to date follow Barnet Music Facebook page

And we'll start with the weekends big event (for me at least!). The False Dots are back at The Dublin Castle for a Sunday Matinee show (Details here). Support from local legends Those Naughty Lumps. More details here. Here is our promo video for the gig. We are launching our new single "Big Hairy Spider"


And here are the rest of the weeks gigs in the Borough of Barnet

Friday 13th

Butchers Arms 9pm – 11.30pm Groove Rats (Rock/blues)
Barrington 8.30pm – midnight Neils Karaoke
Cavalier 7.30pm – late Karaoke inc DJ Iain H

Saturday 14th 
Butcher Arms 8.30pm – 11.30pm Just Kiddin (Covers 50s – present)
The Arkley Club 8.30pm – 11.30pm £5 cash on door Jukebox (rock & roll 60-70s)
Toolans 9pm –11.30pm await details

Sunday 15th
Kings Head 2pm – 4pm Nic Bennett
Butchers 8.30 – 11.30pm Butchers Arms Jam Electric/Blues/Rock (Full backline available
Toolans 8.30pm – 11pm Kieran White
Ye Olde Mitre Inn, High Street 8pm – 11pm Home Cookin (Jazz) 3rd Sunday

Monday 16th
Ye Olde Mitre Inn, High Street 8pm – 11pm (stables room) Barnet Acoustics Session

Wednesday 18th
Toolans 5pm – 8pm Glenn Flynn
Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30 – 11pm Open Mic Night

Thursday 19th
Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30 – 10.30pm Irish Session
Sebright Arms Barnet 7pm – 11pm Open Mic Night

Friday, 6 March 2026

Friday Fun and local music round up - 6th March 2026

 Well lets follow the Barnet Blog tradition and start with a joke! Once again, thanks to that fine purveyor of Dad jokes, Robert Wilkinson. This is the sort of joke my Dad loved BTW!

And on to the local music round up. Lets start with some big news! My band, The False Dots are back at the Dublin Castle on Sunday week, with a brand new single and video - a tale of horror in a 60's cartoon style and a bit of Benny Hill thrown in! CLICK HERE FOR MORE DETAILS - We will be ably supported by Barnet & Liverpool band Those Naughty Lumps, and a brand new band called No Idea.
Here's a little preview animated video we made


Anyway, that's enough of us. Onto the local gig round up!. Follow the Barnet Music Facebook page for regular updates.

Friday 6th
Butchers Arms 9pm - Midnight Dr Realgood (Covers )
Barrington 8.30pm – midnight Neils Karaoke

Saturday 7th
La Lluna Whetstone 6.30 - Jonathon Black Byrd (Solo Flamenco Guitar)
Butchers Arms 9.30pm – midnight The Looters 60s, 70s covers)
Queens Arms 8.30pm – late Those Naughty Lumps (A Punk/new-wave band)
Lord Kitchener 8.30 pm - late Karaoke with Johnno
East Barnet RB Legion 8.30pm – 11.30pm £10 members £15 non-members The Skalites
The Arkley Club 8.30pm – 11pm £5 cash on door Buskers (covers)
Toolans 9pm – 11pm Damien Delahunty (Acoustic)
Maddens 9.30pm – midnight Odyssey Blue Soul Band (Soul/blues/jazz)
Cavalier 8pm – 12pm DJ Sammie Vee

Sunday 8th
The Kings Head 8.30pm – 2pm – 4pm Leech (Rock & pop)
St Marys Church East Barnet 3pm – 5pm £10 on door The Art Deco Orchestra
Ye Olde Monken Holt 7pm – 9pm Eliza Baya and Ben Rocca
Butchers 8.30 – 11.30pm Butchers Arms Jam Electric/Blues/Rock (Full backline available
Toolans 8.30pm – 11pm Finbarr Black
BC Lounge @ The Bohemia 7.30pm – 10.30pm £12 Just East of Jazz

Monday 9th
Ye Olde Mitre Inn, High Street 8pm – 11pm (stables room) Barnet Acoustics Session

Tuesday 10th
The Builders Arms 8pm – 11pm Jamboree Jam Open Mic/Music Night (2nd Tuesday of month)

Wednesday 11th
Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30 – 11pm Open Mic Night

Thursday 12th
Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30 – 10.30pm Irish Session
Maddens 8.30pm – 11pm
Ronnie Gordon Legacy (ska, reggae, blue, soul, latin)

Friday 13th
Butchers Arms 9pm – 11.30pm Groove Rats (Rock/blues)
Barrington 8.30pm – midnight Neils Karaoke

Friday, 20 February 2026

Back on track! What have I missed

 The more sharp eyed readers will have noticed a relative lack of activity on the Barnet Eye over the last week. There is a very good reason for this, I've not been being lazy. I've been in Portugal with my good mate, music maestro Boz Boorer mixing the brand new album by The False Dots. Boz lives in Monchique in Portugal, up a mountain. It is the perfect location to get totally immersed in mixing an album. This is pretty much all I did for four days!  


All of my creative energy was pretty much used up on the job at hand, and I didn't want to start getting sidetracked. It was nice being in the sunshine, away from the everyday distractions and the news. I deliberately avoided the news etc. 

I travelled back yesterday, got a takeaway curry then got home watched the news and BBC QT. Blimey.....

My first thought was I wished I'd stayed up the mointain! I'll give a short round up of what caught my eye.

The Artist formerly known a Prince Andrew. What on Earth can anyone say. I did a quick google to see how much he'd earned as a Royal from the Taxpayer (well it says from the Queen, but we all know where the cash really comes from "Total Official Funding: Over his roughly 40-year career as a working royal, he received an estimated £13 million (roughly $17.5 million) in public and royal-household funding.". For most people I know that would be plenty. He got free housing and accomodation. I recall his wedding well. I was workin in an office on Buckingham Palace Road. The Police and SAS used it as a hub, as the top two floors were empty. At the time he was a National Hero, a helicopter pilot from The Falklands. He was marrying Sarah Ferguson. She wasn't a beauty in the classic sense. I actually thought "He's a decent boke, clearly values personality over looks". He was a handsome Prince and I assumed he could have his pick of attractive young ladies. I recall a mate of mine saying "what's wrongw ith him marrying her?" I said "maybe he wants someone who will be a life partner and be on the same wavelength as him"..I suspect I was right, but not in the way I thought. In many ways, his life is a modern day Shakespearean tragedy. All Prince Andrew ever had to do was not be a complete twats and we'd have forgiven him anything. 

I got an inkling what he was actually like 20 years or so ago. A friend was having a 40th Birthday party at a club in Notting Hill Gate. Prince Andrew was at a party downstairs. He got very drunk and abusive and a couple of friends, witnessed him throw a tantrum. We can all have bad days, but what I heard was that this was the norm, not the exception. With every revealation, it becomes worse. Being involved with a dodgy paedophile is never good. Supplying one with dodgy information, so he can make millions is even worse. I have always been a republican. I said that out of respect for her Majesty The Queen, any decision on their future could wait. Butthe horrific truth is that had The King fallen off his horse in 1969 and killed himself, Andrew would be the King. Andrew has done more to undermine the Royals than every UK republican in the last 100 years. But the horrific truth is that The Queen, Charles, the lot of them all knew what he was like. 

Reform. Last night I watched BBC QT. WTF is going on at the BBC. They had Tories, Labour and Reform in QT last night. Where were the Lib Dems and the Greens? The bloke who was their spokesman was Robert Jenrick. A bloke who was a Tory until he decided that Reform had better career prospects. A man with no principles and no honour. Reform have more MP's who defected from the Tories than were elected. The truth is that the country is in a mess because of 14 years of Tory misrule. Jenrick was a big part of that. The only vaguely compelling argument for Reform was that they were untainted by the failure of Tory and Labour governments. Taking the worst of the Tory Party is IMHO a massive mistake.I have an aversion to people like Jenrick, but to me he came across as smug and irritating. A man who stabs all his former mates in the back to further his career is no good at all. 

Immigration. Journalist Jon Sopel made a fascinating revealation last night.  Net immigration to the UK is at a record low. I googled it and it appears to be true. Jon Sopel explained that if current trends continue, the UK may not actually be aable to function as a working economy in ten years. There simply won't be enough people to do all the key jobs. It would be the biggest irony of all, if Reform win in 2029 and have to increase immigration to stop an economic collapse. I need to do a lot more research to properly understand this, but should be the biggest story, as the wellbeing of the economy affects us all. No one seems to know.

Arsenal. This is one story I did know about. I always follow the football result. At Xmas, it looked like Arsenal were romping to the league title. Now they are having a serious wobble, dropping points to a team that had a single digit points tally with twelve games to go. I know, only too well, that you can't celebrate until the trophies are in the cupboard. It is clear that the Arsenal we are seeing in Februrary are a very different beast to the one we saw in December. Winning the Premiership is hard. Pressure is a funny thing and football puts pressure on teams like no other sport. When Wolves scored the equaliser, every Arsenal fan would have felt sick in their stomach. As to how the players felt. Ifyou want to be Champions, you need to pick yourself up and go again. I have seen many Arsenal fans starting to question Arteta. Careful what you wish for. You are still top of the league and it is still in your hands. I hope you lose, as a Mancheser City fan, but Arteta has done an amazing job and anyone who thinks that he's the wrong man should look at their nearest neighbours or City's. If you press the panic button every time things go badly, you end up in a mess. I actually quite like Arteta, tribal allegiances aside. He is a pragmatic manager, who gets results. He sometimes gets criticised for being over cautious, but he has to work with what he has got. Arsenal have far less resources than Mancheste United, but look at the difference in points. It is not Arteta's fault that he is competing against the best manager on the planet, with owners with the deepest pockets. Arsenal fans will hate me for saying this, but for Arsenal to win the league, CIty have to have an off season. And when I say a season, I mean 38 games. City have not been brilliant thus far, but they have a track record of doing the business when it matters. 

And finally....

It's Friday, so as is the tradition in Barnet blogs, here is a Friday joke. This made me laugh, which is probably a terrible indictment on me!

Have a great weekend



Friday, 30 January 2026

Saving Londons music venues - One pint at a time! (and the local music round up)

 I have neglected the subject of saving London's music venues a bit recently. I've been too busy trying to save my own one, Mill Hill Music Complex. The post Covid era is proving to be really challenging for us. People have changed their behaviour and we have had to adapt a lot of the things we do. I will save that for another post. Today we are looking at London's live music scene. 

As a working musician, promoter and venue owner, it is clear to me that no one in any sort of power has a clue about how the music industry actually works at a grassroots level. This is an area that is vital to the UK's music industry, which is worth around £5 billion in direct revenue to UK PLC and ten times that in indirect benefit.

Lets start with a few basic principles. No one ever visited London to sunbathe on the River Thames. People come here because we are a cultural hub. A visitor to London can see museums, shows, gigs, pubs restaurants, etc unrivalled anywhere in the world. Every trip to a show or a museum for most people will involve some sort of food & drink, be it a pub, a restaurant, a cafe or even just a bottle of water from a convenience store. All of this generates jobs and prosperity. That is without the huge sums recorded music generates from radio, TV, websites and streaming services. But no musician wakes up one morning with a career, without lots of hard work and learning the ropes. That is where grassroots venues come in. 

However, what most people don't really get is that live music in small venues is almost never staged because the owner of the establishment likes music. They may, but the reason they put music on is to boost footfall and sell more drink, and food at venues like Pizza Express. In short, no matter how much a venue owner/manager loves music, it has to pay its way. In most pubs and clubs, it is not the owner who books artists. This is down to the promoter. Often the promoter rents the venue (not always) and then sells tickets, covering their costs (sound man, doorman, advertising, wages) and paying bands. If enough punters come in and the pub owners/managers make more than if they'd not had music on, then the venue will be successful. However the venue owner may decide that food or comedy is more lucrative. The promoter also needs to make a profit. It is one of the most thankless tasks. Most bands put little or no effort into promoting their own shows. The False Dots have played around 40 gigs since lockdown and of the bands we've played with (around 100), maybe only 10-15 have brought more than a dozen people with them. Many haven't even posted links to the show or the ticket website. Most professional pluggers know that events at small venues have a promotion cycle of 6-8 weeks, where you need to be constantly engaging and raising interest. One or two posts won't do. You need to post constantly and post things that are different and engaging. If you don't, then people won't come. If they don't come, then the promoter and the pub make no money and will not survive. 

But just getting people to gigs is nt enough. You need your fans to drink in the venue. If your fans go to the Wetherspoons down the road, before they turn up, then they might as well not come as far as the pub operator is concerned. The Wetherspoons may be cheaper, but they are not putting the music on. Of course getting people to pay £7 a pint rather £4 at the cheapo pub is no easy task, but it is at least worth trying. 

The sad truth is that grassroots venues get no help from anyone.In some ways, this means that you have to be good to survive, but it also means that you are always walking a tightrope. The False Dots have had the honour of a residency at legendary London venue, The Dublin Castle. We are mates with Tony, the promoter. We know the challenges he faces. We see the good things he does and why he does the things we don't like! Tony is a music lover, who cares about the bands. He also understands the finances and the dynamics of making a venue work. At the end of the day, he has to pay his engineers, his doormen and he has to pay his bills. 

Tony knows that when he books The False Dots, we will plug our gigs, we will get our fans down and we will have a drink in the bar with them after the show. This means that the Landlord is also happy. So many bands finish and don't even have a pint in the pub. It infuriates me when I see it, because I understand it is a business. 

I contributed to a Parliamentary Inquiry into live music. Sadly, nothing useful came out of it. There are several things that the Government and local authorities should be doing. These are practical things that will make a huge difference.

1. Cut business rates for venues by 75%. I would pay for this by doubling rates on bookmakers, which I believe are a corrosive industry. This would encourage pubs to add music and arts events to the menu. I would suggest a minimum of 50 events a year. This would make venues get creative. I would also require evidence of promotion of such events. 

2. Introduce agent of change legislation, protecting established venues from noise and nuisance complaints from neighbours, especially in new developments.

3.  Give tax breaks for companies investing in soundproofing for live music, rehearsal and recording. 2) Designate established music related sites (venues, studios, etc) as protected sites with stringent planning rules around change of use planning applications. 

4. Require local authorities to ensure that provision of spaces for music and art are integral parts of all large scale planning applictions. Put restrictions on these to guarantee that they are provided and not repurposed.

5. Require local authorities to ensure that music venues are not left empty to rot by developers seeking to get around planning laws. This could be done by setting quadruple business rates on such properties which are left empty for more than six months.

All of this would re-invigorate the grassroots arts and music scene. 

And on to our local music scene. Justin case you weren't aware, The London Borough of Barnet has plenty going on. My band, The False Dots have two great gigs coming up (click for details)



And here are this weeks gigs! (follow the Barnet Music Facebook page for details and updates).

Friday 30th
Lord Kitchener 8.30pm – late One Man Stand
Queens Arms 8pm  Karaoke
Barrington 8.30pm – closing Johnnos Karaoke
Butchers Arms 8pm – Midnight Fast and Bulbous (DJ)
Saturday 31st
Butchers Arms 9pm – 11.30pm The Past Unperfect Trio (Country/blues)
Toolans 9pm –11.30pm Dan McHugh Music (Irish plus 70s-00s music)
Queens Arms 9.30pm Soul Disco Band

Sunday 1st
Ye Olde Monken Holt 7pm – 9pm Hannah Harris (Covers)
Butchers 8.30 – 11.30pm Butchers Arms Jam Electric/Blues/Rock (Full backline available)
Toolans 8.30pm – 11pm Two in Accord

Monday 2nd
Ye Olde Mitre Inn, High Street 8pm – 11pm (stables room) Barnet Acoustics Session

Tuesday 3rd
The Lord Nelson 7.30- Open Mic Night (1st Tuesday of month)

Wednesday 4th
Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30 – 11pm Open Mic Night

Thursday 5th
Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30 – 10.30pm Irish Session
Sebright Arms Barnet 8ish Karaoke (fortnightly)

Friday 6th
Butchers Arms 9pm – 11.30pm Groove Rats (Rock/blues)
Goodwin House East Barnet 2pm – 3pm Leon Knight (Solo artist)

And finally, the Friday joke!

Thanks to our mate Robert Wilkinson. It is terrible, but it did make me laugh.

Friday, 31 October 2025

Friday Fun 31th October 2025 + local gig round up

It's Friday. What a week its been. We are down a Prince. Donald Trump has stopped another war. Hadley FC  won a great game of football at Hertford. I had a wonderful rehearsal with my band mates in The False Dots. We had a council by election is Hendon. Each to their own, it is probably the first time I've ever been pleased that the Tories won. I know the candidate, who is a decent enough bloke. Anyway, enough of that, here is the Friday joke

And on to the local music round up. As all regular readers will know, my band, The False Dots have a gig this Sunday. It will be rather special, read yesterdays blog if you want to know why. We are playing at 8pm at the Dublin Castle in Camden, with the two best bands to come out of Merseyside this century!

Get your advanced tickets here - The Double Nines, The False Dots, Whelligan


And on to the rest of the local gigs in Barnet. Full details at the Barnet Music Facebook page

Friday 31st

Butchers Arms 9pm - midnight Xspired (60s, 70s, 80s and 90s covers)

Barrington 8.30pm – midnight Karaoke with Johno

Ye Olde Monken Holt 9pm – midnight DJ Sadie

East Barnet CIU Club 8pm til late Halloween Disco


 Saturday 1st

EB RB Legion 9pm – late AWOL

Ye Olde Mitre Inn, High Street 8pm – 11pm Marys Exit

Butchers Arms 9pm – 11.30pm The Beatin Hearts (Covers)

Builders Arms 8-11pm Tim Leffman

Toolans 8.30 Beyond Retro (Rock & Roll) 

Lord Kitchener 8.30pm – late Karaoke with Johnno

The Arkley Club .8.30pm – 11pm £5 cash

Peace & Love Ska and Reggae Band (Reggae Dancehall / Ska)

The Catcher In The Rye 8.30pm – 11pm Blue North (Covers)

Queens Arms 8pm – midnight Rangoon (soulful rock and blues)

Maddens 8pm – 11.30pm Cruisin Mooses (Blues/rock/soul 4 piece) 

The Cavalier 8pm – late DJ Reecie (funk soul disco)


Sunday 2nd

Ye Olde Monken Holt 7pm - 9pm Ben Rocca and Eliz Baya (Covers various)

Butchers 8.30 – 11.30pm Butchers Arms Jam Electric/Blues/Rock (Full backline available)


Monday 3rd

Ye Olde Mitre Inn, High Street 8pm – 11pm (stables room) Barnet Acoustics Session


Tuesday 4th

The Lord Nelson 7.30- Open Mic Night

Wednesday 5th

Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30 – 11pm

Open Mic Night

Thursday 6th

Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30 – 10.30pm Irish Session

Maddens 8.30pm – 11pm Ronnie Gordon Legacy (ska, reggae, blue, soul, latin)


Friday, 26 September 2025

Friday Fun and Barnet Gig guide

In future, we will be starting this feature with the Local gig guide, provided by Mill Hill Music Complex. A full list of local gigs can also be found at the Barnet Music facebook page. 
See below for the Friday Fun.

 


And on to the Friday Fun. In the longstanding tradition of the Barnet Bloggers, here is the Friday joke!


An absolute banger today from our old mate Robert Wilkinson!