Sunday 17 May 2009

A simple blueprint to save Mill Hill Village Sports Club


Without wishing to upset all of my readers from other parts of the Borough of Barnet, I've always been a firm believer that Mill Hill is a rather special place. You can jump on a train and be sampling all the delights of central London in less than 15 minutes (on a good day and on the right train). You can eat the finest Chinese food at The Good Earth and Hee's. You can eat the finest Indian food at The Mill Hill Tandoori or The Day of the Raj. You can walk to the museum with the greatest collection of British World War II airoplanes in the world. You can see the last example of a Wellington bomber such as my dad flew on 40 missions over enemy territory. We have some of the best primary and secondary schools in the country. We've some of the ugliest urban scars (the M1 bridge in Mill Hill Broadway) and some of the finest views (The Ridgway).

We've also got a sports club that has 140 years of history. It's in Burtonhole Lane and it is Mill Hill Village. Now I don't have an association with the club, I used to play for Hendon School old boys and my son plays for Watling Under 9's who soundly trounced their Mill Hill Village counterparts this season, but I have a great deal of affection for the club. Many of my friends and their children play there. It's main sports are Football and Cricket. A trip down will show that this is a multi racial and very harmonious and socially beneficial club. It has a beautiful setting and many members.

Which brings us to the question of how Barnet Council think a club like this should be treated? Not very well it seems. They are planning to double the rent from £7,400 to £13,500. This is at a time of rising obesity and related health problems. Sport is recogised as a vital ingredient in combatting this. Part of Barnets waffle about Future Shape talks about "nudging" people into healthy lifestyles. It seems to me that this will nudge them all back on to the couch. As with most things, Mill Hill's Tory's seem to be a bit brighter than those elsewhere in the Borough. Mill Hill's sole Tory councillor, the redoubtable John Hart is leading the campaign to "Save The Village". He says

"I want to help the club survive. With the problems we have with obesity, we’re supposed to be trying to get young people off their botties and playing sport."
I've said it before and doubtless, I'll say it again. John Hart is the finest Tory in the Borough. I have a practical suggestion for John to take to Mike Freer when he goes to see him. One which will achieve a classic Tory goal of saving money, so we all win. It is reported that Barnet council pay a salary of £60,000 a year to a cabinet advisor. This is a taxpayer funded political appointment. His job is to ensure that Barnets Tories stick to the true blue ethos. In my opinion, it is a job for the boys, a method of giving work to someone who can't get elected. There are 33 Barnet Tory Councillors who have been elected. Why do they need a 34th Tory on the payroll who hasn't been.

So here's my plan. Get rid of the cabinet adviosor - This saves £60,000. Then cut the Mill Hill Village rent to 1p a year. This will mean the taxpayer is £46,500 better off. Being a good old socialist, I'd then appoint a full time soccer coach and a full time cricket coach at a cost of £20,000 a year each. The taxpayer would still be £6,500 a year better off. With that I'd cancel the price hike in infant burials. We'd have 2 full time sports coaches so the club would flourish. Oh I said that there would be a saving to the Taxpayer. Well yes, because they would save the employers NI on the salary.

Now you may ask, what if the Barnet Tories need the advice of a political officer to function properly. If that really is the case I'd say they are not up to the job and should resign. I wonder how often, Barnets most sensible Tory, John Hart has availed himself of the services of Mr Robeson (the politcal Officer)?

1 comment:

Don't Call Me Dave said...

Taxpayers should not be paying for a separate Cabinet Advisor. The job should be done by the Chief Executive. That’s what he gets paid for. That’s how it was done in the past. This council can’t stop wasting money on itself, but when it comes to funding sports for the community, warden provision for the elderly or burials for children, the money can’t be found.

The political mood in this country is changing, and Barnet’s councillors need to wake up to the new reality PDQ.