The Friday Joke - Hilarious Spoof blog launched in Mill Hill!

There is nothing that we love more than a good laugh on a Friday. We are pleased to announce that a hilarious (well almost) spoof blog has been launched in Mill Hill, to give unbiased commentary of the what is going on. They say:

We have jobs like most people in the UK at this time of more employment - more than at any other time in history.  Therefore, unlike other bloggers we dont have time to post every day.  In addition the opinions and views on here are not of the Council or any single political party. 

I love a good bit of impartial news, so who are the team?

First of all there is Jenny. Who is Jenny?

JENNY |  will write our SATURDAY REALITY CHECK article which will look at a political idea in Mill Hill which has been controversial and try to drill down to the facts.  Jenny is a Conservative supporter.   Each week instead of being bombarded with dogma Jenny will Fact Check the claims by all the parties in Mill Hill about important issues.

 I think it is absolutely Marvellous that Jenny will be giving her unbiased view.

Then we have David.

DAVID |  will write the FRIDAY ROUND UP article which will take the week's political stories in Barnet and keep you up to date.  David has been a Conservative voter but also has leanings towards the social policies of the Prime Minister which he hopes to see once Brexit is achieved.

As it is the tradition of Barnet Bloggers to provide a Friday Joke, we await the first, hilarious commentary later. If anyone see's David can they remind him that The Prime Minister is actually the leader of the Conservative Party and her social policies are the party policy (Sorry I had to put that in just in case anyone missed the witty ironic humour that David seems to excel at).

And finally, we have Victor. It seems Victor is too busy working on a Sunday to write, so he will simply edit the stories. I wonder if he is a Vicar as he is keen to spread the 'Good News'. I am looking forward to this as Mill Hill has not had  religious blog previously.

VICTOR | will now edit the SUNDAY NEWS which will feature Good News from around the AREA.  The original offer of writing was withdrawn because of work commitments

The blog states on its editorial policy

"We dont think that censorship or blocking is the way forward." 

Sadly they haven't told the bloke who writes their twitter feed (or is it more ironic humour).

You can read about who we are on the blog link. Just a group of ordinary voters who wish to say some good things about @barnetcouncil Be polite or we will block you from this account. We won't tolerate any insults or abuse. So far this week it has been very productive.

— An Even Better Mill Hill (@EvenMill) February 20, 2019

Just to spell out how impartial they all are, here is the end of the blog

Working together will improve Mill Hill.  We have nothing to do with any political party and will not attend council meetings. Like you, our readers, we are ordinary voters. 

OUR CORE BELIEFS

1. To Improve Mill Hill we need to be positive about the area

2. Brexit is an opportunity and should not feared

3. The Conservative Council is the best option out of the alternatives for Barnet

4. Enough Blogs are negative about the area/council so we will balance that. It does not mean that we think everything is perfect.  We want to provide a balance.

I urge everyone to follow this amazing addition to our local debate. It will be great to read a impartial coverage from these group of ordinary Mill Hill Conserative voters. The Barneteye cordially invites them all for a a cup of tea at our expense. We could learn a lot about writing exciting blogs from their team!

It looks as if it will be a hoot! We suggest that as they want stories submitted, having an email or an address to send them would help.