Monday, 14 April 2025

Blogging - What a load of rubbish! Getting it wrong!

Every so often, I write a blog, usually spending ages on it, then I realise it is as dull as dishwater and if someone else had written it, I'd think "How could anyone write such drivel". I know some of my readers (Hi Brian Coleman), think all of my blogs are drivel, but I get nice feedback on enough of them to think most must be OK. I don't actually mind when people tell me I've written a load of old cobblers because they disagree with me. I have strong views and share them freely, so that is part of the job, but occasionally people pull me for simply writing a duff blog and on occasion I have to agree.

Generally, the blogs I wrote about Barnet Council didn't fall into the complete drivel category. The reason was simple, I'd see something that no sane person would think was OK and lay the facts out. A reader may disagree with my analysis, but I cannot recall a single occasion where I was called out for having written simething stupid about Barnet Council. When I write about more subjective things, it is easier to waffle and talk complete nonsense, if  not careful. On a few occasions, readers have taken such exception that they've written and complained. The best example was when a reader, Andrew Evans, who was an atheist, took exception to my views about Richard Dawkins. My response was simple. Write a guest blog as a response and I'll share it. Andrew did and I was really pleased with his response. I thought it was a pretty intelligent exchange of views and the world is a better place when we do share our opinions in a civilised way. 

Although I am sure Andrew would categorise the blog he responded to as not one of my best, I thought it was actually pretty good. I tend to like provoking such a response, so it has to be classified as OK. The blog I wrote yesterday and didn't publish was not OK. I suspect that if Andrew had seen it and responded, he'd have conclusively given me a verbal kicking. I try and write blogs that people who hold diametrically opposed views will find interesting and challenging. Sometimes this is easy. Some of the blogs I wrote during the Brexit referendum campaign, I thought were very good and even staunch Brexiteers conceded I may have a point. One recently told me that he was dismayed to realise that I'd been right about the effects on Eastern Europe. But one thing I've learned is it is always the unexpected consequences that are most interesting, when the dust settles. A good example is that now Trump is in the White House, Brexit does have an upside no one, especially those in the Leave camp predicted. Having said that, I suspect that the early promise of a better deal for Britain is a pipedream, as all Trump really wants is a better deal for America. What really worries me is that Trump can kick us harder than Europe, because they are bigger. We will just have to see how that will play out and I genuinely think that Mystic Meg has as much chance of predicting Trumps next action as any other commentator. 

The one thing I know for certain is that if Mystic Meg could accurately predict Trumps next action, she'd be a rich lady as she'd be able to make a fortune shorting the latest stock market sector Trump has shafted. But for poor, humble, ill informed bloggers like me, Trump presents a real dilemma. The problem is that there is almost nothing interesting to say about him. He's Mr Marmite, those that love him and think he's a genius are convinced, those that think the opposite equally so. I suspect that Trumps saving grace is that no one knows what he will do next, so everyone is terrified of upsetting him. I think that the recent, outrageous missile attacks on Ukraine are Putin seeing how far he can push his luck. Unlike Trump, I think Putin is wholly predictable. The problem for every country with the exception of perhaps the USA and China is that we can do very little. What we do know is that Putin wants to decouple the USA from NATO. He wants this for one simple reason, if he acheives this, he can push Europe around. Whatever you may or may not think of Trump, Putin or any other world leader, in twenty years time, neither are likely to be around. Putin will be 92 and Trump 98. But I suspect that the legacy of their respective reigns will still be casting a shadow.

Personally, my assumption is that by 2045, the USA and Russia will no longer be the powers of note. I believe that this will be the century of China and India. Both have populations that dwarf the USA and China and both are growing far faster. Trumps policies seem to me to be aimed at putting the genie back in the bottle. I suspect that all he's doing is forcing these countries to open up new markets, that the US cannot dominate. It seems to me that the leaders of China are planning for the next 20 years, whilst I am not convinced Trump really knows what he will do tomorrow. China know that in less than four years, there will be a new President of the USA. Whatever happens, the direction will change. It may well change another three or four times over the next 20 years. China's economic policy is very likely to adapt, but remain focussed on what the ruling elite in China think is important.

Of course, there is always the unexpected. Few predicted the dissolution of the USSR and it is always possible that the central control of China may go the same way, but unlike the USSR, China is prosperous. People tend to rebel when the economy doesn't work for them and they feel there is nothing to lose. China is robust, I believe it will easily withstand the seismic shock of Trumponomics. It seems likely to me that Trumps policies will hit global growth and we will all suffer to some degree, but markets adapt quickly. Unless you buy into the conspiracy theory that Trump is simply generating a bear market so his mates can make a fortune shortings stocks (which I don't), the turmoil will die down fairly quickly. The trading models that do not respond well to unforseen shocks, will start to price in a 'Trump Announcement factor' and market swings will be less pronounced. The ride may still be bumpy, but it will be potholes rather than off the edge of the cliff.

But all of this is purely my best guess. I may be spouting a complete load of rubbish. Getting it wrong is a way of life for bloggers. When Boris won in 2019, I woke up in the certain knowledge that the Tories would run the country for a decade and Labour were in permanent decline. It appeared Nigel Farage was riding off into the sunset, telling all who would listen that "It was Nige who won it for Boris". We all know how that went.

Anyway, at the start of the year, I made a few predictions in my new years blog, here's the ones we can pass judgement on. I didn't do to bad, did I?

Politics

Donald Trump will not end the Ukraine war on day one of his presidency as promised.

Nigel Farage will continue to be the bloke most invited onto #BBCQT whilst claiming that the 'mainstream media' gives him a hard time.

The Weather

Winter will be cold and miserable and at the end of it, we'll be told it's the hottest winter on record.

So there you go! Bloggers do occasionally get something right, even in the most challenging of circumstances!

Saturday, 12 April 2025

The Saturday List #479 - My Top Ten Fave pictures from False Dots gigs over the years without the band playing in!

 Tonight the band play at The Builders Arms in Barnet. People often ask me why I play in a grassroots band, it certainly not the money! The best aspect is that it's a great excuse to get together and see friends. I've been looking through band pictures and I found some great pics going back over the years. Here are a few.

1. My cousin Jim watching the band play at The Graham Park Festival in 1986. In the background, sitting on the car is Clare who is the wife of our then sax player Dermot Fanning, Christine who was our bassplayer Paul Hircombe's girfriend and her best mate Muriel. Jim passed away a few years ago. He was a Catholic priest and was working ion Congo at the time. He loved the festival and said it reminded him of African celebrations. I love the kid banging drums in the background!


2. My Sister Caroline at the same gig. A great pictire of her taken by my Dad. Caro has always been a big supporter of the band.


3. Fil and myself at Fabwick in Hackney, when we were filming a live video. We were having some fun at the time! 


4. Our no 1 fan, Amo at a gig in 2024 at The Mill Hil Music Complex, with my daughters Maddie and Lizzie. Love all the smiles.


5. A picture from our 1985 at The Tiki in Belgium, with Soldier Bike. This was a real laugh, although Allen Ashley wasn't appreciating the shenanigans. Tony Cox from Soldier Bike is in the middle and Ernie Ferebee, our co conspiritor and road manager for the tour (RIP) has his hand on Chris Potts shoulder.


6. We did a gig at Mill Hill Music Complex, when we filmed the "We all love a party video". I love this picture, with Amo and another Superfan Gary Keegan, who hasn't got a hat on!

7. Another picture from the trip to Belgium. As we drove back, we stopped for a coffee at a bar called "The Porsche" and we took this picture. It sort of sums up the fun you can have on tour!

8. A picture from our 45th Birthday gig at The Dublin Castle. Our very first gig drummer Dav Davies nipped in. This is Dav with Rambo who has been our drummer on and off since 1985!

9. The Dublin Castle is our spiritual hime. This is us celebrating outside a gig there last year. As a photo, it's technically rubbish, but it has a great vibe. 

10. And finally, myself and Fil outside The Dublin Castle, I am pointing to our name in lights. We love the venue and it's always fun. 


Lets hope that tonight we get some more for the collection!


And here is the video from when we filmed "We all love a party!", which I hope you can see was a real blast!



Friday, 11 April 2025

Friday Fun 11th April 2024

 As ever, in the tradition of Barnet blogs, we start with a joke, this week courtesy of Dad Joke master Robert Wilkinson


And on to the local music round up! This week, we see my band, The False Dots hosting a Ska night with Lee Thompson and DJ Rebska at The Builders Arms in Barnet. The pub has been under threat following a massive redevelopment scheme next door. The band and Lee are big fans of the pub, so we thought we'd get together and put on a night, to help them get through the current problems and to introduce a few new customers. If it goes well, we might well do it again. 

We are blessed with a fair few venues in the London Borough of Barnet. This weekly feature is dedicated to them and to get as many people out as we can to watch local gigs. It is very much 'use it or lose it'. Whether it's our gig or any of the others, make sure you get along. 

I was really disappointed with Barnet Council. This week, they released a video promoting Arts in Barnet. There was absolutely nothing about our local music scene. They clearly paid a company a lot money to put this together and they really did no homework at all. When I have a spare moment, I am going to make my own video to do the job properly. This is a scandalous waste of money and shows just how out of touch with the Borough the current administration are.  The video is at the bottom, please have a look and tell me if I am wrong. I was most surprised there was no mention of our amazing local festivals such as The Mill Hill Music Festival and The East Barnet Festival. 

Here is the roundup!


Friday 11th


Moss Hall Jazz Kings gig at The Elephant Inn - gig details / share
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Denis Cook - Musician, Vocalist and DJ gig at The Haven - gig details / share
Denis Cook - Musician, Vocalist and DJ (Musician / DJ, Solo Artist) at The Haven, Whetstone 1.9 miles
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The Butchers Arms 9.30pm – midnight Dunk and Disordely (Blues/rock, 5 piece)
The Elephant Inn 8-11pm Moss Hall Jazz Kings (Trad Jazz, 7 piece)
Barrington 8.30-midnight Karaoke with Neil
The Cavalier 7.30pm – 11.30 Karaoke with Iain H
Ye Olde Monken Holt 9pm – midnight DJ Sadie (disco)
The Haven 8pm – 11pm Denis Cook (Musician, Singer and DJ)

Saturday 12th
Butchers Arms 9pm-11.30pm The Beatin' Hearts (Covers)
St James Church 7pm Life & Mission Choir ‘Time for Jesus’ the musical
Ye Olde Monken Holt 9.30pm – midnight James Or (Acoustic Covers)
The Arkley 8pm – 11.30 pm £5 cash on door DJ Doobz (rhythm and beats)
Barrington 8-midnight DJ Costa(afro/UK G Dance)

Sunday 13th
Ye Olde Monken Holt 7pm – 9pm Hannah Harris (Covers)
Butchers 8.30pm – 11.30pm Butchers Arms Jam Electric/Blues/Rock (Full backline available)
The Bohemia 7.30pm – 10pm £10 Gary Baldwin Quartet

Monday 14th

Ye Olde Mitre Inn, High Street 8pm – 11pm (stables room)m Barnet Acoustics Sessions

Tuesday 15th Maddens Bar 8pm Open Mic Jam hosted by Jeff and band

Wednesday 16th Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30pm – 11pm Open Mic Night

Thursday 17th Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30pm – 10.30pm Irish Session
Malt & Hops 7.30 Open Mic Night


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Thursday, 10 April 2025

Rock and Roll Stories #28 - "You got a gig son? This is what you need to do"

 Gigs? The holy grail for most musicians. When you first pick up a guitar, a harmonica or drumsticks, you dream of playing in front of a crowd. Sure, being in a studio can be fun occasionally, but we all want to be on a big stage with thousands of people singing along with our songs. For my band, The False Dots, gigs have really been the life blood of the band. Along the way, I've been given some great advice and learned a quite a few tricks. What amazes me is how much time bands spend learning songs and how little effort many put into actually preparing a show.

When I was still in the formative stages of putting a band together, in truth, just thinking about it, I bumped into Ian Dury in Camden Town. I think I was about 15-16. I was in a cafe and Ian walked in, I realised that it was too good an opportunity to miss. If the great Ian Dury could take us under his wings, then that would be a massive leg up the ladder. As I an slurped his cuppa, I approached him and the conversation went like this. 

Me: "Hi Mr Dury, we're putting a band together, could you give us some advice". 

Ian scowled a bit, clearly not wanting to be bothered and said "Have you done any gigs?"

I replied "No"

He replied "Have you actually got any instruments?"

I replied "We'll I'm borrowing my sisters Columbus guitar".

He then said "Well, get yourself a guitar, play some gigs and now **** off and leave me alone".

I was rather embarrassed, I'd made a bit of a tit of myself. Seeing my crestfallen look as I trudged off, He then added "Listen son, take it seriously, always give it big, if you want to get on, you have to make people know they've seen a show". My mate, who was with me smirked and took the mickey out of my humiliation, winding me up about being told to "**** off" by Ian Dury. But I took the advice seriously.  (I wrote a song about the incident, called Channelling Ian Dury, which we will be playing at the Builders Arms in New Barnet on Saturday from 8pm - it's free to get in!).  

Once we got things together, Hank Marvins son Paul joined the band. We got to rehearse in Hank's private studio. As I was the guitarist, Hank gave me some advice and was pretty supportive. He told me that catchy simple riffs were actually more effective than super complicated ones. But the advice he gave me about gigging was even more important. There were two things that stuck out. The first was about how you looked "Always make an effort, don't look like you are a member of the audience or you've just turned up after a day on the building site. Wear good shoes and have a trademark distinctive look". Hank explained how his glasses had become his trademark, and how Buddy Holly inspired this. The other thing he told me was a technical advice. He said "When you are doing gigs and the soundman doesn't know you, help him. Choose a first song where the instruments all come in seperately. That will give him a chance to get a balance. Many bands try and start with a bang. As the engineer is still trying to sort out the levels, this usually means it sounds awful!". This is a lesson I've learned. The band always start with a song that allows a soundman to get a balance. We currently use our slow reggae dub song Wacky Races. It works well, this is us playing it at Fabwick last year.

The next great influence in our gigging career was Alan Warner of the Foundations. Alan engineered and produced our early demos and became a life long mate. Alan gave us lots of brilliant advice. The best bit was that we should enjoy gigs. He said "You see so many bands that are terrified, they look scared to death. If one of them makes a mistake, they all scowl and restart the song, only do that if it all falls apart and make a joke of it, even if you are privately furious with your band mates. People want to be entertained".

Since those heady days in the late 1970's, I've done a few gigs! I've picked up a few tips of my own. The most important thing to me is to engage the audience. If you are doing a small gig, look at the people in the audience and work out how to get their attention. Always say who you are. You are "not just another band". Another important thing is to go with the flow. See what is working and what isn't. A successful career is built on the audience going home happy, not you feeling you gave a wonderful performance. Give them something to take home and tell their mates about. If you can convince the audience that you are worth watching and if they come back, they will have a good time you are on the way to building an audience.

The final bit of advice is to look at your set. The biggest mistake bands make is trying to make the live song sound like the recording. You should make your recordings as good as you possibly can, so they get played. When you play them live, they have to work in a live context. The dynamics of songs is different. The best live songs are ones with choruses we can all join in with, breaks we can all clap along with and moments that get people's attention. I've always tried as hard as I can to write songs that do this. You also have to help the audience. If you play original songs, as The False Dots do, you have to bring people back a few times to get them to a point where they know the set, so give them a hand, tell them where to clap hands, join in on the Ooh Aahs, and give them a clue as to the background of the song. 

Although The False Dots have not 'made it' as a chart band, we are a very successful grassroots band and people always show up to watch us. Come along on Saturday night and find out why!


Wednesday, 9 April 2025

Wellbeing Wednesday - Back on Tumeric, back on track!

 Lets start by saying I am not medically qualified, I am not offering medical advice, I am just sharing my personal expereince and what works for me. Always see someone who knows what they are talkning about before making medical decisions. Regular readers will know I've had a few medical challenges in the last few years. Back in 2011, I was diagnosed with prostate cancer. I've always tried to look after myself, I played football until I was 60, I had to give up when my ankle gave up the ghost and I couldn't run on it. I hate not playing, and this lead to a gain in weight. Last year, my blood sugar levels were diagnosed as pre diabetic and rising. My weight had ballooned to a pound short of eighteen stone. I'd been drinking too much, not exercising and eating too many curries. 

In some ways both my cancer diagnosis and this latest news had a positive effect on my life. In both cases, I took a long, hard look at my lifestyle and in both cases I made adjustments. When I was diagnosed with cancer, I read up on cancer and discovered an 'anti cancer diet'. Did this work? Well having been diagnosed at age 49 in 2011, I managed to put off having a radical prostatectomy until 2023. Was this down to the diet? I have no idea, but I do know it gave me a positive mental attitude and made me feel as if I was in  charge of the process to some degree. I based my lifestyle changes on a book called Anti Cancer: A new way of life, which is brilliant. It has a lot of lifestyle changes and I took many on board. 

In 2023, when I had my prostate removed, to some extent, I slipped back into pre cancer bad habits. This combined with not being able to exercise for a while after the operation, no football as an incentive to get fit and a general mental malaise lead to the weight gain and loss of fitness. The kick up the backside in November was necessary. Since then I've been going to the gym 3-4 times a week, and doinga  20+4 diet 2-3 days a week. My weight has dropped to 16 st 2lbs. For the first time since I stopped working in cenrtal London in early 2017, I started seriously rowing, doing 10km rows. I got my time down to 46,18, which is not bad ( I used to do it in 36.30 in my late forties, but that took three years to achieve). All was going swimmingly. Then the week before last, I woke up and when I tried to walk to the loo, my knee nearly gave way below me. I was in agony. I could hardly walk. In all the years of playing football, I'd never had such a pain in my knee. I started icing it, putting anti inflammatory gels on and resting it. This was most unwelcome, as I felt I was just making progress at the gym. After a couple of days, it eased slightly. I got back to the gym, doing light cycling. It hurt but was managable. I felt very frustrated. It wasn't clearing up properly. What could I do?

Good question? I was at a bit of a loss. I also noticed that my wrists, especially my right wrist which I broke playing football when I was 25 were very sore. Playing guitar was irritating them, which was really annoying. Given that I play in a band, this was truly worrying. After a light session in the gym, I was sitting in the sauna feeling a deep sense of woe. I was thinking back to 2011 and the despair I felt when I was diagnosed with cancer. If I can't exercise and I can't play guitar, I won't get better and I won't enjoy life. What is the point? Then I recalled the Anti Cancer diet. One of David Servan-Schreiber, the author's key points was that inflammation drives cancer growth, therefore taking natural anti inflammatories would slow the growth of cancer. It is worth noting that the book does not advocate miracle cures. It is simply about making your body and mind as resiliant as possible, so that working with your medical team, you are in the best position to deal with your cancer. The book talks about the 'bell curve' of life expectancy and how you want to be on the right hand side of this. It explains that if you are given six months to live by the doctor, that is the average time someone in your position will live. Some will live three months, some will live two years. What you want to do is be on the two years side of the bell curve and taking positive action is the one thing you personally can do. In my case, this was dropping dairy, drinking pomegranite juice and taking turmeric, as well as ditching processed foods. In the case of turmeric, it is a powerful anti inflammatory agent. 

So I sat there and thought "I really should get back on the turmeric, if these pains are caused by inflammation, then maybe it will help". So last week, we got some turmeric tablets and I started back taking them. To my amazement, within a couple of days, the pain  in my knee and wrists had abated. It is still there, but it is a dull ache, which is manageable. Yesterday, I was back in the gym on the rowing machine. I did a 10km row for the first time since my knee blew up. I did a very moderately paced row at 54.45 mins deliberately, as I wanted to 'test the waters'. This morning, there was no reaction. 


I'm not going to recommend any brands, it may all be a total coincidence, but for the first time in a few weeks, I am feeling positive. It isn't a 'miracle cure', but I can get on with things. Given that I've got a gig with the band on Saturday night at The Builders Arms in Barnet, this has to be a very good thing!

I'm actually really looking forward to this gig. The band are doing two sets, for the first time for several decades. It gives us a chance do stuff we don't normally play. There will be two rather special, for different reasons, songs played. The first will be a tribute to Rick Buckler, drummer of The Jam, who recently passed away. We are not a covers band, but Graham Ramsay, our drummer was keen to pay tribute to the guy who got him into music and drumming. It's not Ska, but I am sure that our loyal fans and the punters in the pub will forgive us! The second, is a reworking of one of the songs that The False Dots played at our first gig. It is called "The Electric Ballroom" and is based on our song Reality Ballroom, but updated. It is the story of a rather unfortunate incident at the venue, back in 1978, when The Fall played at the venue. Our esteemed trumpet player, Tom Hammond will sing both of these numbers.



Tuesday, 8 April 2025

Rog T's Food Blog - The perfect pub sandwich

 Here's a business idea for anyone with a few million quid burning a hole in your pocket. Give me your dosh and I'll set up the perfect pub chain for you. Now I won't give you all of my ideas here, you'll have to pay for those, but I will explain a key aspect of the menu. The sandwiches that will be on sale. Now I'm someone who has been going into pubs for a very long time. In that time, I've had a lot of sandwiches and what amazes me is that the quality has simply got worse every year year for about 40 years. I suspect that the pinnacle of pub sandwiches on London was probably around 1985. This is a purely subjetive view, based on the pubs I frequented, but all of the best sandwiches I had were made then.

So lets start with a few rules. A decent sandwich has to be made on the spot, with fresh bread. If it is unsliced bread, even better. In our family, we called such sandwiches doorstops. They were never cut into triangles. The bread was white and crusty and delicious. The next element is the butter. This must be proper butter. I like Lurpack unsalted personallty, but there are plenty of other brands that are good, or at least acceptible. Any pub that went to the trouble of getting that right, rarely went wrong. The next element is the filling. I loath gunge in a sandwich, which makes it soggy. I far prefer sandwiches that do not have mayonaise on them. So what is acceptable?

Mature cheddar cheese, I can accept it with pickle, but if the cheese is proper it doesn't need it.

Thick cut ham with English or at a stretch Dijon Mustard. Thin, watery supermarket ham is not acceptable.

Sausage. This can be served with HP sauce or Dijon Mustard. The sausage must be freshly cut and hot.

Bacon. I don't think a good bacon sandwich needs anything. It must be hot bacon.

Falafel with tomato, onion and garlic sauce. The falafels must be hot and I will break my no gunge rule.

Smoked Salmon, with a dash of lemon and pepper.

That is really it. I am not a fan of wraps. Why put good food in something that tastes like cardboard? As for french sticks, generally I find them to be a bit stale. The Three Horseshoes in Letchmore Heath used to do amazing sausages in French bread back in the 1980's. We went their specially for them. They were massive Cumberlands that sat in a sausage oven staring at you. They also had all of the above options, apart from the Falafels, which I only had once at a pub in town. It was the best sandwich I had there. It was delicious, but it went when the Landlord went.

I don't really like garnish with sandwiches. Just a plate with the sarnie on it. The modern trend is to put masses of different fillings in, which generally don't compliment each other. If you use good ingredients, you don't need lots of other stuff in there. 

I think that a pub that sold proper, decent, filling, fresh sandwiches would do well, especially at lunch times. If I am in a rush, I want a tasty, filling meal that I don't have to mess around with. A good sandwich goes very well with a pint, but for reasons I don't understand, the numpties that run pubs simply don't get this. Our local pubs in Mill Hill don't even seem capable of making a basic sandwich. What is wrong with them?

Monday, 7 April 2025

Has Donald Trump just derailed my retirement plans?

 I've been self employed for most of my life. Back in 1991, I took some advice from a financial advisor, who told me that it would be 'a good idea to set up a pension plan'. He explained how puttin away around 15% of my salalry for the next 35 years would mean that I could retire when I was sixty five with a nice guaranteed income every month. At the time, I was twenty nine and it seemed to be a very long way away. Now I am sixty two, it looms large. I took his advice and invested in various funds, which place money in things like shares. I have to be honest and admit I have never really checked to see if his suggestions were sound. More fool me. I have what seems like a reasonable sum in the pot, but as I've not really thought about retiring, I have not given it the attention that maybe I should, not that I'd really have a scooby what I am doing.

But here I am. Two years ago, I had a bit of a cancer scare. I love what I do, but assuming I've got somewhere between ten and twenty years of active life, how much of it do I want to spend sitting in reception of my studio? I sort of had an idea that I'd get everything sorted by the age of sixty seven, which is five years time. What this means, I don't know. I actually love working in music, playing in a band and chatting to our customers. But the other side of this, is that I have to make plans for the business beyond my tenure. The pandemic radically changed the scenery in music. It changed a profitable business into a very tricky one. The various tax hikes of the Starmer government and ULEZ courtesy of the Mayor or London have been extremely difficult, saying nothing of Vladimir Putin's gift of massive hikes in energy prices. If this wasn't difficult enough, now Donald Trump has unleashed chaos on the worlds stock markets. I have no idea how this has affected my personal pension, but if we assume stock markets have dropped by 10%, then I've lost 10% of my pension pot. If I was to take a guess that I'd have to live off my pension for ten years after I retire, then that means I have to work another year. This is assuming the chaos stabilises tomorrow. If Trump plunges the world into recession, then heaven only knows what the effect will be. 

Donald Trump may be the bigliest genius ever to walk the face of the earth. His policies may well issue in a new golden age in the USA (something I doubt personally), he may end up with his ugly mug on the side of Mount Rushmoor, but as far as I am concerned, as someone who has worked hard all my life, never claimed benefits, been sensible and done the right thing, he's in the process of driving a horse and cart through my plans for the end phase of my life and I just wish he'd F*** O**. Unlike ordinary people, he will get a copper bottomed pension as a president (rather like all of our MP's etc do). 

I have a lot of sympathy for the younger generation. They have been well and truly shafted with tuition fees and student loans.  I wonder how many will actually have any cash to put into pensions? Whatever my problems are, they will fade into insignificance with the mess my generation is bequeathing. I do wonder how many people who voted for Trump and re approaching retirement, to MAGA will end up with a nasty shock when they retire?