Friday 5 September 2014

The Friday Joke - 5/9/2014

As we all ramp up for the weekend, here is the traditional Friday joke



If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Qantas one year ago, you would
have £49.00 today!

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have £33.00 today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have £0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, you
would have received £214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle.

A recent study found that the average British man walks about 900 miles
a year. Another study found that the British man drinks, on average, 22
gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, The British get
about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you damned proud to be British!

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