Boris Johnson's Guide to Sex

Time for another in our series showing our beloved Mayor in action, developing exciting and innovative initiatives designed to improve the lot of us Londoners. Today Boris tackles the tricky subject of sex education



Boris demonstrates his latest innovation. The trademark Boris contraceptive underpants. These are to be issued to all London teenagers in an attempt to cool passions & cut teenage pregnancy.















Boris explains his innovative approach to sex education to an admirer, who suggests a few tweaks to the policy












Boris discusses sex education with former editor of Spare Rib magazine












Boris explains that size isn't everything











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