John O´Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here´s to spending the rest of me Life ….. between the legs of me wife“
That won him the top prize at his local pub for the best toast of the night !
He went home, quite pleased with himself, and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize fort he Best Toast of the Night !!“
She said “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast then ?“
John said “Here´s to spending the rest of me Life, sitting in church beside me wife“
“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John !“ Mary said
The next day, Mary run into one of John´s drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said “John won the prize the other night at the Pub with a toast about you, Mary“
She said, „“Aye, he told me, and I was quite a bit surprised myself !
You know, he´s only been in there twice in the last four years ! Once I had to pull him by his ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep !“
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