|Pic courtesy Telegram and Gazette|
The corona virus says "'I've killed 300,000 people and infected two million!"
The Spanish flu virus baosts "That's nothing, I killed 20 million!".
The common cold virus, turns to the other two and says "Yeah, but I've infected five billion, and they aren't even trying to find a vaccine to kill me and if this was my epidemic, we'd be able to get a drink in here!"
Have a great weekend, stay safe and keep your distance!