Saturday, 31 May 2025

The Saturday List #486 - Ten things that really offend me because I am so woke!

 Yep, I'm easily offended, here are the top ten things that get my goat!

1) People pushing in queues.

2) Cars and cyclists ignoring red lights when you are about to cross

3) People who don't clear up their dogs poo, especially if they put it in a bag, then leave the bag

4) People who are very nice to me because I am the boss, but rude to my staff, because they think they are just plebs

5) People who put their bags or feet on seats of crowded trains, then get the hump when you ask them to move them

6) People who think I will get upset when they express ridiculous political views and can't accept I just feel sorry for them for being stupid

7) People who post non relevant rubbish on posts of social media, especially spammers

8) People who play shite music loudly in their car outside my house, with the windows open, at 3am

9) People who assume I must agree with their stupidity and then get offended when I don't

10) People who assume I like Queen and late period Pink Floyd because I am a muso

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