Monday, 11 September 2023

Ever wondered how decisions get made in the London Borough of Barnet?

 There is a big campaign at the moment to oppose the redevelopment of the Edgware Broadwalk centre. What many locals don't realise is that it the campaign is doomed to failure. In truth, the decision was made around two years ago, when the previous former Conservative administration approved the SPD (the area plan the decreed the local planning rules and priorities for Edgware). What we are now, in reality, arguing about, is the size of doors, finishes of windows and how many trees will be planted. It is a done deal. The only way that the Broadwalk will not be soon bristling with shiny towers, is if we have a UK wide economic collapse and a recesion. Careful what you wish for. 

What frustrates me is that many of the people who are now protesting, completely ignored the warnings I gave them in 2021 when I stood as a Lib Dem candidate in the by-election. I put all of the info on the blog here, but I was told time and again when canvassing, that it was Lib Dem scaremongering! They had all been reassurred by the friendly local Conservative Councillors that there were no plans for what we are now seeing. It is hilarious seeing some of the same people who screamed liar at me in 2021 on the doorsteps, shouting on Facebook about how terrible "Sadiq Khan's plan for Edgware is", when it was their own Tory Councillors Nick Mearing-Smith and Sarah Wardle who were championing the plan in 2020 and 2021. 

Some people have recently asked me how decisions are made at Barnet Council in regard to planning. I would say that in 99% of cases I've seen, the rules are followed and the concept that there is corruption would seem a bit silly. I have seen some rather perverse decisions over the years though, I'm sure it's all as above board. There are a few that there seemed to be cast iron planning reasons for rejection, but to everyones surprise they were passed (BTW rejection would be almost impossible in Edgware since the SPD was passed by the Conservatives in 2021 and proposals are only rejected on planning grounds). 

The talk of shenanigans that I've heard emerging,  reminds me of a story my mother told me back in 2008, when I first started ruffling feathers at the Council by writing a blog on the Barnet Times. She had a friend who was a very attractive lady, who was also a self made millionaire. My mum recounted a story when she was trying to get a business loan for the family business. She was chatting to her friend and saying how worried she was that her bank manager would turn down the proposition. Her friend enquired which bank my parents banked with. When my mum told her, she laughed and said "Don't take your husband to the meeting, and wear some flattering black boots". My mum told me she was shocked. Her friend said "Oh you won't have to do anything, just make sure he see's your legs, he's a foot fetishist and likes boots. He'll just sign anything then". They then started to discuss business and her friend confessed that she'd been sleeping with the chair of the planning committee for ages onthe sly and that ensured she got all manner of dodgy property schemes passed. Mum was even more shocked, much to her friends amusement. Her friend said "Oh, men are all the same, once you've got them interested, you'll get anything you want". My mum assurred me then that she never used her femine charms to secure any such deals. But she told me that if you want to understand how Barnet politics works, all you need to do is learn three things, who is sleeping with who, who is working for who and who makes money out of the decisions that are made.

Now all of these shenanigans my mum described happened decades ago and I am completely unaware of any such naughtiness these days. I am most sure that the current Labour administration and the previous Conservative one would not stand for any conflicts of interest where people personally benefit from decisons which they influenced. When we see odd decisions taken, I am completely satisfied, that no one was having a quickie behind the council office bins to ensure something they had a vested interest in was passed. 

I've concluded that the only reason that seemingly perverse decisions have, on occasion, been made is because I am far too thick to understand the real reasons, and having a smutty mind, I've drawn completely the wrong conclusion. I can say with 100% integrity that I've come to the conclusion that, by and large, the voters of Barnet have got exactly the Councillors they voted for and deserve. If people are too lazy to actually read the council papers and hold councillors to account, when the truth is staring them in the face, then why should I give a fig!

Sunday, 10 September 2023

The tweets of the week in the London Borough of Barnet 10th September 2023

 How has your week been? Mine has been OK, a very hot (as mentioned yesterday) but good rehearsal with The False Dots for our gig on Friday 15th. A thoroughly enjoyable trip to watch Hadley FC progress in the FA Trophy yesterday. Those were the highlights, but that's enough of me, what were our local tweeters up to. I hope you agree that this week we have a rather decent selection.

1. This caught my eye. I really must make the effort to check it out. I'd be fascinated to know what tracks are being spun


2.And whilst we are in Burnt Oak, this may interest you. This particularly caught my eye as one of my first adult jobs was manufacturing Bat detectors for Queen Mary College, for a global bat survey in 1982. I worked for a company called Physiological Instrumentation based in Delancy Passage in Camden.


3. This is a wonderful picture of Golders Green Station


4. As previously mentioned, a wonderful afternoon at Hadley FC, this was my pick of the goals


5. A very apt post for this week!


6. Thanks to the RAF museum for the cute pic of the week


7. Just a reminder, if you get a parking ticket unfairly, contact Mr Mustard


8. A date for your diary!


9. As ever, we love the work of our favourite cinema


10. Ands finally, some wonderful local history



And finally, The False Dots are playing at The Dublin Castle on Friday 15th September, please come down and say hi! 

Saturday, 9 September 2023

The Saturday List #415 - My top ten tips for keeping cool in the heatwave

 It's hot! As my mother would say "Too hot for all normal purposes". It takes it's toll. As regular readers of the blog will know, The False Dots have a gig at The Dublin Castle in Camden next Friday. We had a rehearsal scheduled for last night and all of our air conditioned rooms were booked. Although we were scheduled to go until 11pm, we stopped at 9,30pm and went for a shandy in a nice, air conditioned bar. It certainly did the trick. There are quite a few things you can do to keep cool

1. Keep curtains, windows and doors shut during the day. There are three things that warm up your house, sunlight shining in, hot air blowing in and appliances generating heat. In our house, we've installed blinds on sun facing windows. These work really well in keeping the house cool. We also keep as many doors as possible closed to keep the hot air out. Good curtains have a white backings that reflect the suns heat. Keeping these closed will slow the rate the house warms up.

2. Keep as many lights and appliances off as possible. All electrical appliances generate heat, the more of these you keep off, the cooler your house will stay. I'd recommend using washing machines and dishwashers early in the morning. 

3. Shower with tepid water. When you are hot and sweaty a shower is a great way to cool down. If you want the best and longest lasting effect use water that is not cold but is cool. If you have a cold shower, the body will react by warming up as it seeks to maintain the normal temperature and you'll be hotter after a few minutes. Tepid water does not have the same effect.

4. Do not hydrate with icy drinks. Just as cold showers make your body work harder, if you drink icy drinks, then your body has to warm up to maintain temperature. There is a myth that hot drinks cool you down. In truth the best drinks to hydrate with are ones at room temperature or slightly below. If you have been out and you go to air conditioned pub, then a cold drink is fine, as the aircon will keep you cold, but if you are out hiking and cannot cool down, tepid liquids are better.

5. Get in the shade and be still. If you are out in the sun and you feel like you are getting to hot, get in the shade and be still. Your body uses energy when it moves. It is designed to cope with heat, but can only do this when you are not generating heat and not soaking up rays.

6. Have a gentle air flow when you sleep. The human body cools down by sweating. The body is cooled by the sweat evapourating, taking the heat away from you. A gentle air flow, from a fan on a low setting will help the sweat evapourate and cool you down.

7. Wear a wet T-shirt. If you are really overheating, putting on a damp T-shirt that has been in the fridge will cool you down quickly. This works extremely well for dogs as well.

8. Wear linen, cotton or natural fibres. Linen, Cotton and other natural fibres soak up sweat and then let it evapourate, so will help keep you cool. Man made fibres, such as nylon do not absorb sweat and will keep the heat in. 

9. If you are working, take time to cool down regularly. I've had jobs that involved working outside in heat. If you are getting to hot, get in the shade and have some liquid. It is a good idea to do this regularly and do it before you get too hot. Once your body temperature has started to rise, it is far harder to bring it down. Alcohol wipes are an good way to quickly cool down as a fix. 

10. Get a plant mist water spray, keep it in the fridge and give yourself and your pets a spray when it is getting too hot. This is the best quick fix. 

As I mentioned, The False Dots are playing at the Dublin Castle on Friday 15th September. The venue is air conditioned, so if it is still hot, you can watch us in the cool with a nice cold beer! This is what we sound like.



Friday, 8 September 2023

Why the False Dots love playing Ska music

One of the key moments in my musical develpment was when I saw The Specials in 1979 at the Lyceum supporting The Damned. I wrote of this a couple of years ago

Every song on the Specials first album is a classic, but to me this is the stand out track, for its melancholic tone and message. A masterpiece that is often overlooked for the more frenetic and well known songs. I went to see the Specials supporting the Damned and The UK Subs. I'd not really heard of the Specials. As they came on, I was about to take a sip of beer. They transfixed me for their whole set and it was only when they went off that I finally moved the glass to my lips. They blew me away. I loved the Subs, but I can't remember their set at all, as I was so blown away by The Specials.

Although I had memories of the ska music of the late 60's and early 70's, I associated it more with football than music. At school,  as my mates got into music, they preferred heavy and prog rock. This never really did it for me. I preferred Glam in the mid 70's, which was very uncool, so I kept my tastes to myself. When I got into Punk, I no longer cared about being cool. I wanted to be a punk. I'd previously had a passing interest in Reggae music, as my sisters liked Bob Marley, but I didn't rally get it. I didn't smoke Ganja or live in Jamaica, so I didn't really get it, although there were a few banging tunes that you can't help but love, such as The Israelites by Desmond Dekker. When myself and Pete Conway, who I founded The Dots with, bought the Clash's first album, like many, we decided Reggae must be cool when we heard their cover Police and Theives. If the Clash liked it, then it must be good. We tried to write a Reggae song called Kingston Rock. It was Pete's baby and in truth would've been a great song if we weren't completely inept musicians.  

Seeing the Specials, and getting turned onto Two Tone and Ska, once again, I came up against musical snobbery in the circles I moved. The hippy's had sort of got into Reggae and preferred tunes you could get stoned to. Those who remained punks had become very hard core. Anything that wasn't ear splitting noise was deemed naff. I'd often end up going to gigs on my own, seeing bands like The Selecter, The Beat and Madness. I also started delving a bit into the music that inspired them. I realised that the Trojan sound was something I loved. By this time Pete had left the band and Paul Hircombe had joined on Bass. Paul was a far better musician. We again decided to have a crack at a Ska/Reggae song and came up with a number called Falsedub (which pretty much summed it up). I realised that proper Reggae was impossible to do if you sounded like you came from North London. Sadly for me, I drew an incorrect conclusion here and rather missed the point, but I was none too keen on some of the Cod reggae doing the rounds (especially the Police and things like Clapton's 'I shot the sheriff'), so it rather put me off the concept. 

Then, we got an amazing singer, Vanessa Sagoe, who could sing anything. Venessa's heritage was Nigerian, so I started to write a batch of material that was ska/reggae based. The only problem was that when we played it, it just sounded like slow rock. The drummer we had only really did straight beats. As it all sounded great, it didn't really matter. When Venessa left, we eventually morphed into a 9 piece band, with a brass section. By this time, I'd met my wife, Clare. Our first date? Desmond Dekker at Dingwalls. 

With this large ensemble, we decided to try and earn some money and do a few covers. We picked an eclectic mix, including "Take it Easy" by Prince Buster. In truth, the version was awful, far too cod. I realised that the False Dots were not a covers band and we were at our best when we were doing things our own way. I assumed that this meant that we'd never really get the Ska/reggae thing right. 

It always grated a little bit with me that the music I liked best and the bands I saw most, such as The Specials, played a form of music that sounded wrong when we played it. In about 2017, Allen Ashely wrote a song called "They Cleared Out Your Desk" for the band. We put a bit of a Ska/Reggae feel to it and I thought it worked really well. A penny dropped and I realised that if we were to do it successfully, we'd have to do it in a False Dots way, as The Specials and Madness interpret earlier Jamaican artists songs and inspiration. The truth had been staring me in the face and I'd missed it. Songs such as Night Boat to Cairo by Madness and Ghosttown by The Specials are great examples of the genre, but are very English. 

I thought it may be fun to write a song for Lee Thompson of Madness, who is a mate. I put together a riposte to The Pioneers "Long Shot Kick De Bucket" called "Long Shot Didn't Die".  We performed it once with Allen, who added a few killer lyrical lines, then lockdown hit. Allen left the band during lockdown. We started rehearsing as a three piece, I wanted to try and get Lee to sing it, so we recorded a rough version. When we heard it, everyone said that my lyrical style suited the song. It was a revealation. I realised that The False Dots were a damn good Ska band, when we didn't try and be someone else. Anyone who has ever attended a False Dots rehearsal will know that they are fairly raucous affairs. We like a bit of banter and to exchange un PC jokes and stories. There is also, these days, a lot of nostalgic story telling and discussion of old time. I wrote a song called "Sunday in the 70's" inspired by our drummer Graham talking about whelks on a Sunday morning in the 70's. In truth, my first stab at the lyrics was about religious practicies of the 70';s and was awful. The second cut got rid of most of that and it became a humourous observation of North London life in the 1970's. It worked rather well. 

In June 2022, we decided to try the material out on an unsuspecting public at The Mill Hill Music Festival. We did a short set with the Alan Warner Band at The Adam and Eve and got a great response. It seemed that our brand of North London Ska inspired Pop was a winner. A gig at The Dublin Castle in September cemented this. A review of the gig stated

The False Dots – Nicely sardonic punk/post punk with flights of fancy and social comment in equal measure. Take on some nice ratty skanking that reminds a bit of Alternative TV, via Madness maybe, also a bit of head wobbling trippy jangling, all topped off with nicely pitched mockney vocalising. Will please fans of Squeeze, Half Man Half Biscuit and even Bad Manners I shouldn’t wonder! Excellent stuff. 

Perhaps the strangest endorsement, if you believe in such things, happened a couple of weeks ago. Our old bass player, Paul Hircombe, who I mentioned above, died in 2012 from the dreaded C. When he passed, I nearly hung up my guitar. I couldn't envisage playing without him. Luckily, Allen, Graham and Fil persuaded me otherwise. I have often dreamed of Paul. Anyway, a fortnight ago,  I had a dream that we were having a cup of tea and a chat and discussing the band. As sometimes happens in such dreama, I realise Paul has passed away, but here he is chatting with me. So I say to him "Paul, tell me, what do you think of this new stuff? Would you have been happy playing it". Paul replies "Are you mad, if we'd done this sort of stuff in 1981 when I joined the band, we'd have been massive". You can draw what you like from that. For me it is a very real endorsement from a friend who I feel is still with us in spirit. 

Next Friday (15th September) The False Dots play at The Dublin Castle. It only took us 40 years to get the set to the point where we are happy with it! It will be a great gig, as we are joined by Mr Tom Hammond, a wonderful Trumpet player, who really brings out the ska element in our music. Please come along if you can.

I have learned three things over the last two years with the band

1) Never give up believing in your music
2) Be yourself (unless copying is what you enjoy)
3) Make music that makes you smile

Here's an example of what we do


Thursday, 7 September 2023

The Edgware Railway Hotel – Time for Action - A guest blog by Mark Amies

Recent news stories about pubs being illegally demolished, or set on fire should be a source of great concern. No more so than in Edgware, where the Grade II Listed Railway Hotel sits in a parlous state, as it has for over a decade. Now you are probably aware of my regular bulletins about this landmark building on Station Road. I have written about it many times, I have tweeted about it more times than I can count, and Roger Tichborne and I have done two videos about it.

In recent times we were given the teasing story about Barnet Council undertaking a Compulsory Purchase Order on the building. However, that was some time ago, and there is no outward sign that this is going to happen. So, instead this fine building used by so many Edgwarians over the years is still begging at us, every time we pass it. 


This morning I altered my commute to get the bus into Edgware, and got off opposite the Railway Hotel, to have look around it. Obviously, I couldn’t actually get inside it, but I was able to walk around the outside, and it is a dreadful sight. Windows open and missing, fire damage left for months, years even. The building is an appalling state, and it needs attention now, before it gets to the point of no return. Walking on to Church Path and the fencing around the pub has been left open, and so it is easy to walk into the rear. There are no signs of security, and no signs to say it is being secured.

I am not going to mince my words any more.  Barry Rawlings, Ross Houston, Lucy Wakeley, Nick Mearing Smith and Shuey Gordon, if you are reading this, then please can you get something done? You are the public servants for the Borough. It is your responsibility to ensure that the Historic England Grade Two Listing on this building is kept to. 


The owner of building, whoever that is these days, needs to be made to do more. Lastly, I am not going to spare my wrath for Historic England. I want to know what they are doing. They have a Buildings at Risk register, is this on it? Are they working with Barnet Council and the Secretary of State to get this building back into safe condition and put into use for the people of the Borough?

This month the developer Ballymore is putting in a planning application for their development on the Broadwalk Shopping centre. Now the Railway Hotel is not inside that scheme, but it sits right next to it, and if Barnet Council, who are a partner in the new development , are keen to see Edgware Town Centre made a pleasant and interesting place, then why is the Railway Hotel such a low priority in all of this?

Come on guys, pull your fingers out, don’t let me inflict BarnetEye with another article about this again!

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Mark Amies is a local Edgware resident and the BBC Radio London Industriaal History correspondent for the Robert Elms show. Mark tweets under the handle @Superfast72

Mark refers to the video we made in 2020, just before lockdown, which has now been referred to over 8,000 times. 




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Wednesday, 6 September 2023

Thatcherism has destroyed Great Britain

Have you ever wondered what the final years of the Roman Empire felt like? What seemed to be impregnable and ever lasting simply fractured, fell apart and crumbled. What we are seeing in the UK feels to me to be very similar. Nothing works anymore. The trains are expensive, habitually late, even when they are not on strike. Our air traffic control system failed last week closing our airspace. Our roads are almost unusable due to potholes, which now are getting left for weeks or months. 



Our schools are falling apart (and the Minister responsible gives a sweary interview asking why no one is saying she's done a good job). School budgets were being clobbered even before the current concrete crisis. I am the chair of a trust that manages the finances of a local school and I see the problems at the coal face. 

If your house is burgled or your car stolen, you will get a crime number and a visit from a victim support officer, but there is almost zero chance the villian will be brought to justice and your property returned. The police have nowhere near the resources and officers they need to keep us safe. The asylum system is undermanned, meaning it takes months, if not years for applications to be resolved. 

Hospital waiting lists are out of control, I waited six weeks for a letter from my oncologist, acknowledging I needed treatment for Prostate Cancer. When things like cancer care start falling apart, we are really in a mess.

We had a multiple stabbing at the top of our road last week, on the route I normally take our dogs. Drug dealing takes place across the city, with impunity. We left the EU to 'take control of our borders', but the front page of the Daily Express today says that the current migrant crisis is the fault of the French. 

Then there is the housing crisis. No normal young person can reasonably expect to earn enough money to buy a house. The concept of council housing for young working people has completely disappeared. 

All of these problems have the same root cause. The UK does not raise enough tax to pay for things to be done properly. There has been chronic under investment in transport, police, the health sevice is falling apart due to under investment. 

The only way to fix any of this is for the government to spend more money. Any politician who tells you otherwise is either a liar or too thick to understand the problem. It is a problem for all of us and there is no escaping the fact that we have to fix all of these problems and it is going to cost the taxpayer a lot of money. 

The reason we find ourselves in this situation is that on the 4th May 1979, Margaret Thatcher was elected and the economics of Thatcherism were imposed on the UK. The cornerstone of Thatcherism is that tax is a bad thing and should be kept low. This blog is not a rant agains Thatcher. In the period since then, we've had Tory, Labour and a coalition government that have all followed Thatcherite principles. No government has had the guts to tell the truth and put taxes up to fix the mess. 

Next year, we will have a general election and we will have a choice. The Labour Party have said nothing about raising taxes to fix the problems. To me, this is a complete dereliction of duty. What we need is for a cost to be put on fixing the UK and we then need to bite the bullet and pay for it. 

What I find even more disturbing is that the right of the Tory party are calling for tax cuts. The UK's borrowing is huge and every time the interest rate goes up, it gets more expensive. At some point, a prudent government would put together a plan to pay its debts. Sadly, the hard right are not only clueless when it comes to economics, but seem to hold the whip hand on the UK Tory party. If we cleared the debt, then we'd have money to fix the problems, rather than just to pay interest. When rates were around zero, a case could be made for huge national debts, but as they spiral, we will be bled dry. 

I want the UK to be  successful and also to be a safe place to live in. What I see is a country that is falling to bits and a political class that is too cowardly to tell the truth about what needs to be done. No one in power takes responsibility and no one resigns when they screw up. I am not an idiot, I do not like the idea of having less cash because taxes have gone up. However unpalatable that may seem, it is better than the UK descending into chaos. We need properly funded transport, schools, hospitals, social care and housing. The truth is that this is not cheap, but we've tried not paying our bills and this is where we've ended up. 

I do wonder what a Margaret Thatcher in her prime would make of the UK today? Is this how she thought it would turn out? I am not convinced any of our parties have the balls to fix the problem. I hope that I am proven wrong. For all her sins, Thatcher had the courage of her convictions. We need someone with equal courage to undo the damage of 44 years of Thatcherism. 

Tuesday, 5 September 2023

Where have all the trifles gone? Whatever happened to the UK's greatest pudding?

 I was lying in bed last night, trying to sleep, when I got thinking about puddings. As a child, eating my pudding was the highlight of my life, before I discovered girls, beer and rock and roll. At school, we were virtually forced to eat school dinners, invariably horrible slop that was accompanied by the smell of boiled cabbage. The biggest sanction was that if you didn't eat your dinner, there was no pudding for you. There were good puddings and bad. The best was probably arctic roll or apple pie and custard. The worst? Tapioca or semolina. There were various other dishes, chocolate cake with chocolate custard, raspberry cake with pink custard. Depending on which turned up, defined your day. One of the more disappointing was the school trifle. This infuriated me as at home Trifle was the best pudding of all. The school version had tasteless jelly, thin custard and pretend cream. At home, it was sumptious, biscuits soaked in sherry, proper thick set custard, real cream, tinned fruit (preferably mandarin oranges), with a sprinkle of 100's and 1,000's.

Pic www.kittyfain.blog/tag/1970s-food/

I'd tend to judge how good people's parents were by the quaity of the trifle they served up. Now you may think this terribly middle class, but in fact some of the best makers of trifle were the less well to do parents amongst our group of friends. When you are a kid, your main criteria is how sweet the pudding is and if you can make it more interesting, that puts it there as a winner. One friends mum put chocolate digestives in, we thought she was a genius, perhaps not realising she just didn't have any trifle biscuits. As a default, you'd get the Birds Trifle knocked up. Unless a few jelly babies or smarties were sprinkled on top, we'd take a dim view. 

As I thought about it, I realised that I'd not seen trifle on the menu at a restaurant for ages. In fact, apple pie and custard is perhaps the only one of the old school puddings you ever see served these days. These days, cheesecake seems to be the pudding of choice at most places. I recall the first time I came across cheesecake. My mum bought a cheesecake mix and made one. It was sugary gunge. It seemed nice enough. I didn't realise it was the beggining of the end for proper, decent puddings. After the first one, mum rarely made puddings again. Even worse, party spreads no longer featured a wonderful big trifle. Whereas puddings had been bulky, sweet and filling, now they are tiny, delecate and 'clever'. They are excuses for cooks to show off, but to me this is not a pudding. In fact, to ensure that the point is missed, restaurants now call them desserts. 

I am sorely tempted to have a belated 60th Party and make it a 60's theme. A big trifle would deffo be the centrepiece. In truth, I no longer have a sweet tooth, but given the year I've had I think I deserve a decent trifle, don't you?

Monday, 4 September 2023

Radical prostatectomy post op consultation four weeks on - Rog T's cancer blog

 This monring I had an 8am call with Professor Eden following my radical prostate biopsy on 9th August. Professor Eden was pleased with the results. The pathology report showed that 10% of my prostate was cancerous. This was a far higher percentage than I'd previously thought (4% was mentioned).

Here is what the pathology report said

Microscopy: Adenocarcinoma of acinar type; Gleason score 4 + 3 = 7, right lobe; 3 + 3 = 6, left lobe; Approximate tumour volume 10%; There is no extraprostatic extension and the tumour does not involve the base/bladder neck or seminal vesicles; There is no lymphovascular invasion; The apical, base/bladder neck and circumferential margins are clear of tumour. The paraffin sections confirm the frozen section findings of clear margins. There is focal fibrosis in the right lobe posteriorly that would be in keeping with previous HIFU. 

Here is what the picture looked like. Note being a pathologist I cannot really draw too many conclusions, but I am assuming that the circles on the picture denote cancer. 

This is positive and seems to indicate that with regards to the cancer I am cured, although I will be having regular PSA tests for the foreseeable future to ensure that this is the case.  With regards to continence, I have had no major accidents. There is a small degree of spillage, mainly after urinating, if I forget to count to 10 before 'tucking up'.

As to the erectile function. Professor Eden has written to my GP to request tadalafil 5 mg a day to try and restore function. According to the professor, the nerves in the area are quite bruised. The medication, which is similar to viagra, will help stimulate blood flow. 

Professsor Eden feels expressed the opinion that surgery was definitely the correct option given the condition of the prostate. I am relatively lucky in as much as the cancer was caught at an early stage and had not spread beyond the boundaries of the prostate.

In life, you have to deal with the cards the way they are dealt. This journey has been a difficult one. I imagine that for the foreseeable future, every PSA test will be dreaded and any positive results treated with great relief. Cancer is deemed a lifetime disablity. For me, the process was a slow burn over 12 years. In the intervening time, several of my friends have also developed the disease. One in eight white men and one in four BAME men will fall foul of this disease. Just consider that when you are out with friends. I am a passionate believer in men getting screened, be it PSA tests or MRI scans, which seems to be a more accurate measure. If I hadn't had a PSA test in 2011, I'd not have known. I would have found out when the cancer had spread. Men do not talk about these issues, which is not healthy behaviour. Some people have said to me that things like erectile function are private and have questioned motivations for speaking about it here. To me this is a childish and foolish view. I belong to several Facebook prostate support groups  (here's one and here's another) and through these I've learned a lot. Sharing information helps you to get the best options. If the medication I've been prescribed has the desired effect, I will mention it here, so that if there are people who are being given different treatment options that don't work see it, they can ask their doctors. Likewise, if it doesn't work, I will ask my doctors about other treatments I've heard about. 

Bear this in mind. There has never been a better time in the history of the planet to be diagnosed with prostate cancer. It can be devastating, but there are new treatments being developed all of the time. There's more and better support for everyone. The treatment I had, with neurosafe and nerve sparing was not available when I was first diagnosed. When my uncle was diagnosed in the 1970's, his testicles were removed, to lower his testosterone levels. Things have moved on. Sadly, my Uncle died eventually due to the cancer. If any member of your family has had Prostate cancer, you are far more likely to develop it, so you really should be considering a test. Early treatment is the key. 

I wrote a song to encourage men to get tested, based on my own experiences. If you like the music, please come along to the Dublin Castle, Camden Town on Fri 15th September, to help me celebrate my survival of this phase of my life!

--- About this feature 

For those of you who are regular readers and have read the previous posts on Cancer, there's what this is all about. I write this blog because knowledge is power and if you know what you are dealing with, you have more weapons in the locker to fight it. It is a personal view, I'm not medically qualified. This is for the sole purpose of information for those who are interested.This is the latest installment in my occasional series about how I'm adjusting to living with a big C in my life. 

 For those of you who aren't, here's a quick summary. I'm 61 years old and in October 2011 I had a prostate biopsy following two "slightly high" PSA tests - 2.8 & 4.1. The biopsy took ten tissue samples and one of these showed a "low grade cancer" which gave me a 3+3 on the Gleason scale. I was put on a program of active monitoring. In early February, I got the results of the a PSA test - down to 3.5 and an MRI scan which found absolutely nothing, two more tests in 2012 were at 3.5 and 3.9, in 2013 my test was 4.0, Jan 2014 was 3.8, August 2014 was 4.0, February 2015 it was up to 5.5 and my latest in August 2015 was down again at 4.6. In October 2015 I had a transperinial Prostate biopsy, that revealed higher grade cancer and my Gleason score was raised to 3+4 (Small mass + more aggressive cancer). On 22nd Jan 2016 I had HIFU (Hi Intensity Focused Ultrasound) treatment at UCHL). 

My post procedure PSA in May was 4.0 which was down, followed by 3.7 in August, and 3.5 in October which means that the direction is positive . However in January the follow up MRI revealed "something unusual which requires investigation" After a follow up biopsy, it appeared this was nothing to worry about. My two most recent PSA tests were Ok (3.7 and 4.6) and an MRI scan in March was very positive. A PSA in October 2019 was 4.6, so stable and good news, the last in May 2020 was 5.45 a small rise, so worrying, however after a review against the most recent MRI, it was decided that this was fine. My two latest ones in February 2022 was 6.7 and October 2022 was 6.6 was stable. 

In March 2023 had an MRI scan that showed 'significant change'. This lead to a biopsy that indicated a tumour of 4mm that had a gleason score of 4+4. A PSA test in June saw a rise to 12. On 9th August, I had a radical prostatectomy and am currently recovering. Early days, but hopefully the surgery has curedthe problem of cancer. The new challenge is to recover full continence and erectile function.

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Sunday, 3 September 2023

The tweets of the week in the London Borough of Barnet 3rd September 2023

 Firstly, I've neglected this feature over the last three weeks. If you've not followed the blog, this is due to being rather tired following my radical prostatectomy procedure on the 9th August and also a weekend trip to France to recuperate with my wife that turned into a whole week, thanks to air traffic control and Easyjet. What should have been a two hour flight Nice morphed into a 15 hour train journey involving a sleeper to Paris and the Eurostar to St Pancras. But hey ho, I'm back and here we go.


1. Lets start with some wonderful local history from our friends at the Mill Hill Historical society

2. Another nice thread from @time_nw

3. Looks like a good production here

4. We are big fans of the Phoenix!


5. More excellent tweeting

6. We love Mill Hill Observatory

7. Some tweets just have to be included

8.A date for your diary

9. A very good question, who would you choose?

10. A nice touch

And finally, please join myself and The False Dots at The Dublin Castle for some Ska music to celebrate my recovery from recent sugery for Prostate cancer. CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS

This is what we sound like!


Friday, 1 September 2023

Put your blues behind you - Two weeks to go until the gig of the year, when The False Dots play the Dublin Castle

 In exactly two weeks time, I'll be making my final preparations for the gig of the year with The False Dots at the Dublin Castle in Camden Town. I sincerely hope you can join us and help me put to bed what has been a pretty dire six months. For those of you that haven't been following the blog, I had a flare up of my prostate cancer in March and had my prostate removed on the 9th August. It has been hard adjusting to the physical changes that this has caused, but music is a massive solace. I am delighted to announce that we are being joined for the evening by a good friend and amazing musican, Mr Tom Hammond, on Trumpet. 

Tom plays with The Lakes and Whelligan. We wanted to really do the Ska songs in the set justice. Tom was only too keen to oblige. We had our first rehearsal last night and it sounded amazing. The band has really evolved over the last two years and it has been a joy seeing the reaction to the videos and the live shows.

If you want a taster of what we'll be playing watch this


If you want to swat up so you can sing along check out our pre release listening on Soundcloud.



It will be a great night with three top notch bands supporting us:

The Shoals – talking of Bad Manners, these guys feature an ex member of said beery ska pop giants, and what’s more, talking of Madness, a certain Lee ‘Kix’ Thompson‘s lad Daley features too. Job’s a good un.

Vicious Love – taking in American style slacker indie and the punk pop angst of Sum 81 and the like, this lot certainly embrace the punk nuances from across the pond but with bits of Undertones type pop nous from closer to home. Witty and wanton with it.

The Stylus Method - Interesting blend of neo folk tinged pop, that you might call Britpop, and classic 60s/70s resonances....but this lot have, dare I say, bags of originality...so you might detect the spirit of Bowie or The Kinks they don't really sound like them. Great sophisticated sounding songs too. Lots of ideas, clever arrangements. I'm getting a bit of Al Stewart in the vocal. Good band, so make sure you're in by 8pm to check them out.

What is not to like!πŸ˜€