Thursday, 21 April 2016

Happy Birthday Queen Elizabeth

Today is the Queens 90th Birthday. We wish her a very happy birthday.



Queen and her dogs


Wouldn't it be nice if everyone in our society was valued and cherished as much as the Queen. Wouldn't it be nice if we didn't have to worry that our elderly citizens in care homes aren't being maltreated. Wouldn't it be nice if there were none who were lonely. Wouldn't it be nice if there were none who couldn't afford to turn on the heating or eat properly.

I wish the Queen and her family well on this joyous occasion. I wish the rest of us would build a society that we could be proud of and which those born at the same time or before her majesty could live in peace, warmth and security surrounded by love.

Wednesday, 20 April 2016

Friday 29th April - The False Dots live at The Midland Hotel, Hendon

It has been a tough old year for us music lovers. We've lost some truly iconic superstars recently such as Lemmy and Bowie. But music goes on and there have already been some good gigs to lift the gloom. I saw the Lee Thompson Ska Orchestra on Saturday at The Boisdale and it was a great night out. My recommendation is get out and see a few gigs to lift the gloom.

Allen Ashley joins The False Dots (under his old name!)

For me personally it's been a hard year, having a procedure for cancer in January. It has taken me three months and a good holiday to get myself back on my feet. Anyway, as I now am feeling a bit more like my old self, my band, The False Dots, have been booked to play at The Midland Hotel in Hendon on Friday 29th April at 8:30pm.

Allen Recording our new album at Mill Hill Music complex

We'll be playing material from our new album, Songs of Love and War. We are rather proud of it.
Graham and Fil are taking a break

It is free to enter and will be a great night. Please come down and say hi. This is what we sound like. A track from our new abum

Tuesday, 19 April 2016

Why Mill Hill Broadway needs a good cheese shop

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Just what Mill Hill Broadway needs
 What makes a good High Street? This is a question all of us who live in the London Borough of Barnet should care about. High Streets are on our doorstep and a good High Street can massively improve our quality of life.

If we have a decent High Street, then we develop a sense of civic pride in our surroundings. If there is litter blowing around, piles of rubbish, discarded takeaway food containers and ugly shopfronts, it is an eyesore and makes us feel bad. If our high street is clean, shopfronts are tasterful and waste is out of sight, we feel far more comfortable.

Back in 2010, Dr Matthew Offord MP told one resident who asked him what he'd like to see in Mill Hill, if he was elected, he said he'd like to see Mill Hill Broadway become the type of place where small traders open cheese shops. This is just about the only thing he promised us in Mill Hill and he's still to deliver. Whilst for many this has become a standing joke, for me it is a matter of true regret. Dr Offord was 100% right, that for Mill Hill Broadway to become a successful Town centre, it needs small independent retails such as cheese shops. These give a town personality and bring far more to the area than just cheese. I always judge the health of high street by the fact that there is a fishmonger. Mill Hill lost Nat Jacobs many years ago, and with it went much of the personality of the High Street.

Back in 2010, we featured a guest blog from Audrey Shaw, detailing how the Broadway had changed from 1958 to 2009. It is interesting to see the changes since 2009. Interestingly, quite a few restaurants have changed hands, including what was Hee's, Olive and Sapori Deli. Some of the shops which have gone are for services that have been overtaken by technology, such as Blockbuster video and  Sarastem travel agents. We've lost a few independent niche shops such as Goodwood Pine and Norman James Hardware.

We've also lost the Bell pub. I was quite disappointed to see this go. Not because The Bell was great, it wasn't but it certainly could have been. Sadly like many outlets that are part of chains, it was catering more for what the chain perceived a pub to be rather than for what would have suited Mill Hill.

We have had some interesting and positive new shops. Many Mill Hill residents seem to like the new Tesco's Express. There is also the new gym where Mebe's garage used to be, I daresay any resident transported from 1958 when Audrey's list began would find Mill Hill Broadway totally alien now. Then there was no M1. The Sacred Heart Catholic chuch and the Union Church have both been rebuilt. The litter and overflowing bins is something that would have been totally alien. I am also sure that the sheer number of cars would be a shock.

The cafe culture in the Broadway is also something which a vistor from 1958 would be surprised by. Although a cup of coffeenow costs a weeks wages then, I am sure they'd be impressed. The Broadway is a far more relaxed place.

As I review the changes, I must conclude that I agree with the plans that the Mill Hill Neighbourhood forum are pushing. The idea of a Mill Hill Town square at the junction of Brockenhurst Gardens would be great. Some street furniture and plants to hide the shops bins and rubbish would be great. We have a decent butchers in Cooksleys. I'd like to see a fishmongers and an organic greengrocers. A deli would be great as well. As Audrey noted, Athene House used to be a cinema and a boutique cinema would be fantastic. I'd also love to see another pub, one which is more in character with the demographics of Mill Hill. With Iceland, M&S, Tescos and the independent convience stores, we are well catered for in the general retail dept. I'd love to see an independent record store. As Mill Hill has internationally famous music studios, it would be a great addition. And finally, yes, despite having a good snigger at Matthew Offords suggestion, it would be fantastic to see a good cheese shop.

The Mill Hill Neighbourhood forum have worked to improve Mill Hill Broadway. The French market is back in May (click on the banner at the top of the sidebar for details). Maybe there will be some tasty cheese on sale there. If there is, I may make Dr Offord a cheese sandwich.

Monday, 18 April 2016

My plan to Save The Guardian

There was a fascinating article in GQ magazine this week, describing how Alan Rusbridger has brought The Guardian to the brink of financial ruin. According to the article, Rusbridger has shed readers by the hundreds of thousands and racked up annual losses of a staggering £45 million a year, which are at a level which is competely unsustainable. As someone who has bought the Guardian since I was old enough to buy newspapers, I am not surprised. When I started reading the paper in the late 1970's / early 1980's I am not really surprised. I have found that the paper has become less interesting with each passing year. As key writers retire or die, it seems the replacements are less capable and less interesting. A good example is the sketch column. Simon Hoggart was hilarious and worth the cover cost of the paper. He brought parliament to life, with his observations. Whilst his replacement John Crace writes a perfectly acceptable account of the days activities, he doesn't notice the detail that made Hoggarts column unmissable. He is not interested in Michael Fabricants wig or Nicholas Soames girth. He gives the odd perfunctory nod to Hoggart, but it is clear he's not that interested in such tittle tattle.

In the early 1980's the paper had some excellent cartoons. They had Posy Simmonds, Steve Bell  and Doonesbury. All were, in their own way cutting edge. Bell is still there, a rather aged enfant terrible. He is the best thing in the paper. Posy is long gone and Doonesbury is mostly flashbacks from the 1970's. Although Bell is still the first thing I read in the paper, it is telling that he was the last flagship cartoon strip to be recruited. I can't believe there is no new talent out there looking to be given a chance. It is symptomatic of a paper that hasn't moved with the times.

All papers are having issues with circulation, but The Guardian are unique in the size and scale of losses. I believe that The Guardian still has an inportant role to play in our society. It is the only serious source of information in the UK for those on the centre left. If it was to go to the wall, there would be a huge gap in the quality of information available to those of us who don't want the views of the likes of Rupert Murdoch rammed down our throats.

The Guardian will not survive on sentiment. If it is an organisation that we all think is a worthy, but we don't actually buy it, then it doesn't have a future. All businesses have to continually adapt. Things change. Institutions such as newspapers have been run the same way for centuries and all of a sudden the old rules are out of  the window. The digital age and social media has fundamentally changed our relationship with the news. The challenge for the newspapers is to find a new niche in our society. Sadly reporting on hard news is not going to be their primary role. When there are serious news stories, we primarily look to TV and the web for information. The papers role is now far more analytic. By the time we get the papers, we know most of the ins and outs of the facts of a story. But newspapers have a role to dig up stories, expose wrongdoing and help us form our opinions.

So where would I start if I was charged with turning The Guardian around, the first thing I would ask myself is how could the paper engage with a generation that is not interested in print. Can this be done? A paper such as The Guardian is seeking to build a long term relationship with reasonably well educated individuals with a left of centre viewpoint. My guess is that most people start reading papers at University age. If I was the Guardian, this is where I'd be investing. I'd be looking at a new generation of journalists who get the digital age. The Guardian makes a fair bit of its income from the Educational section. There are rich advertsing pickings to be had. Sadly the education section is one of the most boring sections in any publication anywhere. I know a few young teachers and whilst they will scan it if they want a job they tell me there is absolutely nothing of interest in it. Talking to the teachers I know, there are a wealth of subjects they'd find interesting, but the stye and content of the Guardians education section, is like the rest of the paper, stuck in the 1970/80's.

Another area is the Society section. Again this brings in good revenues from public sector advertising. Again the younger members of these professions tell me it is dull and of little interest. Again this needs a proper makeover and fresh blood. The people in the teaching and public sector professions are a key target audience for the Guardian. They need to reengage with the up and coming members of these professions.

There are many other things I'd do to improve the offering. The Guardian has a daily page which has reviews of music and drama. This is totally unfocussed. Again it is unchanged in style and format for decades. Much of the content is rather worthy. Very occasionally there is something of interest to me, but this is the exception, not the norm. The format is in need of a radical overhaul. This is yet anoother area where a bit of fresh blood would work wonders.

The one area which I do enjoy is the sports section. This has been revamped a few times over the years and is far superior to the offerring in the 70's and 80's. I get the impression that this had thrived because it is off the radar of the main editorial team. I suspect that Rusbridger isn't that interested so there is a bit more freedom.

The G2 section is another area of the paper that seems to me to have lost the plot. When it first came in, the idea was that this would be the place for the more in depth stories and analysis. I am really not sure what the purpose of it is anymore. There are agony aunt columns, regular features, some of which I enjoy such as the best photograph section and other bits that don't ( I tend not to read them). I get the feeling that Rusbridger just shoved all the stuff he wasn't that interested in onto G2. I think it is a real missed opportunity. I'd revamp it and make it far more focussed. I'd have the reviews in G2 and make them more diverse and far more interesting. Many of the regular columnists seem to me well past their sell by date.

The Guardian seems to be believe that supermarket money off vouchers are a bit beneath it. If  were in charge of the commercials, I'd definately try and make such things part of the paper. I'd work with supermarkets to try and focus these on offers that the next generation of Guardian readers at college may be interested in. Maybe offers in conjunction with bookshops and rail companies would help, as students would be tempted by these.

I'm not altogether sure that the Berliner sized paper is great. It always struck me that they did this for the sake of it. The Times works fine as a tabloid and I see no reason why the Guardian shouldn't. For people like me who read it on the train, this would be a big improvement. I do wonder if the Guardian do much market research to see what their readers think. I doubt it.  A few years ago they dropped the Doonesbury cartoon and there was uproar amongst the readership. It confirmed to me that the editor didn't really understand the readers.I'd like to see more of the Doonesbury and If style cartoon strips. These are a highight of the paper, but I'm not entirely sure that the paper get this. It wind me up no end that there is no If cartoon on a Friday. It also irritates me that the new Doonesbury strips are not on the back page. I often forget to look at them.

The Guardian is at its best when it is a campaigning paper. It seems to me to have lost some of its edge in this respect. That would be the first thing I'd set straight. I'm guessing that lengthy investigative stories are expensive. Is this why we see ever fewer. In general the quality of such stories seems to me to have diminished. It also seems that the Guardian has moved its stance and is becoming ever more celebrity obsessed. I find this mindnumbingly boring.  I doubt Guardian readers are that bothered.

I'd be interested to see what has caused the £45 million loss. Without seeing the accounts I can only guess, but I do wonder if anyone has ever sat down and gone through what is in the paper and said "do people buy it for this, is it worth spending money on it". In this respect things like the cryptic crossword are great value for money. I think this is the main rerason many buy the paper.  I am not sure this is properly recognised and if it is, it is done rather sniffily/ I think the Guardian has many great constituent parts, but they don't sell these. I've often thought I'd base a TV advertising campaign aroud the Guardian Crossword if I was running the paper.  I think it is a real USP and one which works very well in a printed format.

I believe there is a future for print media,  but I believe that the people running the industry need to get their heads out of the sand. The likes of Murdoch have multiple agendas running in their papers. I doubt many readers convert from The Sun to the Grauniad, or even from the Times. The Guardian needs to connect with its next generation of readers. I don't believe this can be done simply by doing what they've been doing since 1979.

Sunday, 17 April 2016

The Tweets of the Week in the London Borough of Barnet 17/4/2016

It's that time of the week again, so here they are.

1. This is a lovely tweet and clip from Barnet T


 

 2. The Fire brigade have brought a house fire in Edgware under contro

house fire on Hogarth Road is now under control. 2 floors & roof were badly damaged

3. Probably the tweet that gave me the biggest snigger!


The fact that in Colindale has a McDonald's on one end and a KFC on the other really doesn't help

 4.Nice tweet from Mill Hills ShakeTastic, the boy done well!


When we opened our Mill Hill bar this massive guy with a big smile kept coming in..Full story on blog

 5. John Andrews likes a cuppa with his football. Maybe we should have a whip around for a coat of paint for the stand!



Half time cuppa at Wingate & Finchley

 6. Lady Joy Bountiful is none too impressed with the weather in Mill Hill!



Where did spring go? Hill
 
 7. Victoria Wang is less bothered!



Even in bad weather the view from the library at Mill Hill is stunning.





8. There's a wicked lady in Finchley, tempting us with magic potions!


Available at Cafe Buzz n12


9. Golders Green Police are taking a big interest in plants and herbs!


officers have seen 2 types of plants today, one admired, one confiscated: two cannabis warnings issued


10. Some hints for all you young music videomakers



    Friday, 15 April 2016

    The Friday Joke 15/4/2016


    A classic from Tommy Cooper - I said to the gym instructor: "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said: "How flexible are you?" I said: "I can't make Tuesdays."



    Have a great weekend

    Thursday, 14 April 2016

    Stormy April skies over Barnet


    April skies over Mill Hill last night


    Whilst the skies are stormy, there is another storm brewing in the Borough. It is one which concerns our library service. The Boroughs library system crashed in early March. There is a rather misleading report in the Hendon Times which claims the system is fixed, but then explains that it isn't. What is even more interesting is that there is an anonymous troll leaving rather puerile commets aimed at irritating Mrs Angry.

    There are a few patchy details on the Council website in a press release updated today. The system is provided by Capita. When the big outsourcing deal was struck, we were promised better services. It seems to me that an IT fault that takes over a month to fix is not an indicator of good service, but hey what do I know.

    There is an election next month for a plum job at the GLA. The winner will get a hefty £50,000 a year for a non job. The architect of the whole library fiasco is Dan Thomas is the Conservative Candidate. Strangely we've not heard a peep out of him on the subject. So it falls to us bloggers to remind the voters. There are many stormy clouds over Barnet at the moment. wouldn't it be sad if it rained on Dan Thomas and his record of bad putsourcing deals and destruction of the libnary services (for those of you that don't know the job of the GLA is to scrutinise the mayor, whatever that means).

    I for one would like to see Mr Thomas show that he's fit for the (non) job. As the job is one of a scrutineer, maybe a bit of scrutiny of what Capita are up to (with Barnet Taxpayers money) would be a great place to start. Taking a bit of responsibility would also be nice. Of course if you want someone to get a £50 grand a year job for doing the square root of absolutely F... all, then Dan is an excellent choice.