One of my best mates is a quite senior Tory in South London. I've known him for a long time and we often meet up for a couple of beers and a curry. Generally we don't discuss politics, preferring to chat about beer, football & Uma Thurman. However as you can probably guess about a mate of Rog T he rather enjoys the opportunity to wind me up and will occasionally send me one of his masterpieces to try and ruin my weekend. I just received his latest effort. He asked me if I could think of any amendments to it. I was happy to oblige !
10 Reasons why
1. He wasn't the Leader at the last election
2. He plotted behind the scenes to depose the man who
3. He has used his leadership to promote a raft of people who clearly aren't up to the job
4. When
5. He is happy to tolerate a Cabinet full of people who have gorged themselves on
6. He has promoted people such as
7. He never apologises for his mistakes
8. He is the architect of shameful policies which
9. He has become a laughing stock, which is bad for
10. He has completely lost touch with the voters
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Uncanny isn't it ! I don't need to write blogs anymore. I just get my Tory mates to send me their stuff & I change a couple of names and places.
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