Mike is deeply worried about the prospect of Squatters nicking the houses of the rich when they go on holiday .
I have 2 suggestions for millionaire home owners who are worried
1) Engage Metpro Rapid Response who will guard your house night and day for under a hundred punts a month and will even turn up with handcuffs and mock pepper spray if you fancy an impromptue S&M session, within three or four minutes of a call.
2) Sell all your worldly possessions, donate them to charity, then become a member of the Finchley Methodist congregation. They have a whole stock of lovely flats for the financially challenged. They have so many that they can even afford to give Councillor Brian Coleman a subsidised rent, even though he earns over £115,000 per annum.
My special Thanks to Mike and his blog. This is his favourite Youtube video right now.
Surely it's time we had one of him in his Camper Van "doing the rounds".
I have 2 suggestions for millionaire home owners who are worried
1) Engage Metpro Rapid Response who will guard your house night and day for under a hundred punts a month and will even turn up with handcuffs and mock pepper spray if you fancy an impromptue S&M session, within three or four minutes of a call.
2) Sell all your worldly possessions, donate them to charity, then become a member of the Finchley Methodist congregation. They have a whole stock of lovely flats for the financially challenged. They have so many that they can even afford to give Councillor Brian Coleman a subsidised rent, even though he earns over £115,000 per annum.
My special Thanks to Mike and his blog. This is his favourite Youtube video right now.
Surely it's time we had one of him in his Camper Van "doing the rounds".
1 comment:
I believe the good burghers in that area already employ private security to patrol their streets. When I pulled over in my car one night to take a mobile phone call I was rather disturbed to be asked what I was doing. The answer, of course, was none of your business.
It seems a bit of a waste of money to pay security guards to upset law abiding citizens (and frankly as a woman alone on a dark deserted street it was upsetting) but who fail to keep out squatters.
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