From Barnet Council
North London Business Park
United Kingdom
Esteemed Compliments,
I anticipate that you read this mail quickly and let me know your opinion or willingness on this classified information that I am releasing to you.
Firstly, I am a happily married British Citizen with 3 kids and therefore I would not want to jeopardize this opportunity to change my financial status that will give me and my family a secured future.
I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us,as the Head of Barnet Council, It is my duty to send in a financial report to the audit commission in the capital city London at the end of each year.
On the course of the last two years report (2009-2010), I discovered that my Council in which I am the Manager made a proceed of (Ј14,200,000.00)( Fourteen Million, Two Hundred Thousand British Pounds Sterling) which audit commission are not aware of and will never be aware about.Have since place this fund on what we call Suspense Account without any beneficiary. As an Officer of the Council I am not directly connected to the fund, this is why I am contacting you for us to work so that you can assist in receiving this money into your Bank Account for us to SHARE, while you will be entitle to 35% of the total fund.
Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand as the Original Depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Council can order the transfer to your designated Bank Account.
You are only required to provide the following information as stated below for the claim of this fund,
Your name and address:
Telephone and fax number:
Age and Occupation:
Any Form of identity:
The stated information above will enable you have all legal backing to the claim of this fund,Kindly initiate the first response to enable me give you detailed information about this transaction.
Await your prompt response
Sincerely
Nick Cashley
Head of Council
North London Business Park
United Kingdom
Esteemed Compliments,
I anticipate that you read this mail quickly and let me know your opinion or willingness on this classified information that I am releasing to you.
Firstly, I am a happily married British Citizen with 3 kids and therefore I would not want to jeopardize this opportunity to change my financial status that will give me and my family a secured future.
I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us,as the Head of Barnet Council, It is my duty to send in a financial report to the audit commission in the capital city London at the end of each year.
On the course of the last two years report (2009-2010), I discovered that my Council in which I am the Manager made a proceed of (Ј14,200,000.00)( Fourteen Million, Two Hundred Thousand British Pounds Sterling) which audit commission are not aware of and will never be aware about.Have since place this fund on what we call Suspense Account without any beneficiary. As an Officer of the Council I am not directly connected to the fund, this is why I am contacting you for us to work so that you can assist in receiving this money into your Bank Account for us to SHARE, while you will be entitle to 35% of the total fund.
Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand as the Original Depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Council can order the transfer to your designated Bank Account.
You are only required to provide the following information as stated below for the claim of this fund,
Your name and address:
Telephone and fax number:
Age and Occupation:
Any Form of identity:
The stated information above will enable you have all legal backing to the claim of this fund,Kindly initiate the first response to enable me give you detailed information about this transaction.
Await your prompt response
Sincerely
Nick Cashley
Head of Council
3 comments:
Hahaha!!
Absolute genius, nice one Rog. Sums it up perfectly...
And I have other relative who will help in business proposition to you.
My Icelandic uncle has been sitting on £29 million of promissory notes that he would like to release into cash, with your assistance.
He wonders if there are any junior members of parliament of your aquaintance who might be able to assist. Recent leadership, or deputy leadership, of a ruling local government party might provide the necessary experience you to be offering us.
Former banking executive experience is unlikely to offer additional skills. Soup-waitering experience might be just as useful, sadly.
Please to note that I also have second cousin who is also in funds of £11 million in railway bridge project overspend project, who also is anxious to unwind his position. Please also to get in touch also if local authority civil engineering overspend experience is also held.
Usually this type of email comes from strife-torn places rife with corruption amongst top officials and ruled by undemocratic despots with toadying underlings...
....oh hang on.
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