I guess it had to happen. Someone has created a website so you can rate your MP in terms of shaggability
http://sexymp.co.uk/
So how did our MP's do? Well clear winner was Theresa Villiers MP who crept into the top 20 at #20 with a stonking 6777 votes. Second in Barnet is Matthew Offord, at #118 (724 people wanted to shag him) which means that when the most minging MP in Barnet is none other than Mike Freer MP, who finished at #254 with 511 votes. My advice to Matthew Offord is get Max in the picture next time, that will do wonders for your look. As to Mike Freer, a makeover is well overdue. He's still using the same old picture from the Easycouncil photo. My advice? Go and borrow Robert Rams Thunderbirds outfit. The hat will hide the receding hairline and people will think you have a GSOH.
As for top twenty Tessie - no surprise for the Barnet Eye. Regular readers will know that some naughty wag spread rumours around that Theresa Villiers MP was actually a backing singer in my band, the False Dots. Needless to say, this rumour is wholly untrue, but the stardust has obviously sprinkled on Tess accounting for her top 20 finish. Just think how high she'd have finished if they'd said she was the bassplayer ! Not that we like to trivialise politics here at the Barnet Eye of course.
http://sexymp.co.uk/
So how did our MP's do? Well clear winner was Theresa Villiers MP who crept into the top 20 at #20 with a stonking 6777 votes. Second in Barnet is Matthew Offord, at #118 (724 people wanted to shag him) which means that when the most minging MP in Barnet is none other than Mike Freer MP, who finished at #254 with 511 votes. My advice to Matthew Offord is get Max in the picture next time, that will do wonders for your look. As to Mike Freer, a makeover is well overdue. He's still using the same old picture from the Easycouncil photo. My advice? Go and borrow Robert Rams Thunderbirds outfit. The hat will hide the receding hairline and people will think you have a GSOH.
As for top twenty Tessie - no surprise for the Barnet Eye. Regular readers will know that some naughty wag spread rumours around that Theresa Villiers MP was actually a backing singer in my band, the False Dots. Needless to say, this rumour is wholly untrue, but the stardust has obviously sprinkled on Tess accounting for her top 20 finish. Just think how high she'd have finished if they'd said she was the bassplayer ! Not that we like to trivialise politics here at the Barnet Eye of course.
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hmm ... well, dear Mr Freer may not be blessed with good looks, but he has a reputation for being remarkably stylish, according to his friend & no 1 fan Mrs T, anyway ...
any news on Max, btw, after his cry for help incident with the rat poison, poor chap?
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