This one did rather aamuse me
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1.
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At lunch time, sit in your parked car
with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars, and watch them slow
down!
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2.
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On all your cheque stubs, write, 'For
Marijuana'!
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3.
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Skip down the street rather than walk,
and see how many looks you get.
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4.
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With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever
you go out to eat.
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5.
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Sing along at The Opera.
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6.
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When the money comes out of the ATM,
scream 'I Won! I Won!'
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7.
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When leaving the Zoo, start running
towards the car park, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
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8.
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Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to
the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go....’
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9.
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Pick up a box of condoms at the
pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
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And The Final Way To
Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My Favourite:
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10.
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Go to a large Department store’s fitting
room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out, “There’s no paper in
here!”
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