Have a great weekend. Here's your Friday funny!
A spiritualist who'd recently been widowed met a colleague and reported excitedly that she'd just received a message from her dead husband - asking her to send him a pack of cigarettes.
"The only thing is," she mused, "that I don't know where to send them."
"Why not?" asked her friend.
"Well, he didn't actually say that he was in Heaven - but I can't imagine he'd be in Hell."
"Hm," responded the friend. "Well, maybe I shouldn't bring this up, but. . . he didn't mention anything about including matches in the package, did he?"
An young man and his date were parked on a back
road some distance from town. After sex the girl said, "I really should
have mentioned this earlier, but I'am actually a hooker, and I charge $100 for
what we just did."
The man retorted, "And I should have
mentioned this before, but I'am actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to
town is $200.