I always have some fun at the start of January, with some predictions for the year. In past years, I've done these on a month by month basis. This year, I am simply going to make a set of predictions that I believe will happen by the end of the year.
Politics
Donald Trump will not end the Ukraine war on day one of his presidency as promised.
Keir Starmer will raise taxes on businesses by even more in the next budget, as well as nicking more cash off pensioners.
Nigel Farage will continue to be the bloke most invited onto #BBCQT whilst claiming that the 'mainstream media' gives him a hard time.
Sir Sadiq Khan will continue to annoy people of the right and will raise tube fares again for ordinary Londoners
Sport
Manchester United will not finish the year with their current manager
Manchester City will win their case with the Premier League
Arsenal will win nothing
The Weather
Winter will be cold and miserable and at the end of it, we'll be told it's the hottest winter on record.
Summer will be wet and miserable and at the end of it, we'll be told it's the hottest summer on record.
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My new years resolutions
1. To lose 14kg by April
2. To get back running on the treadmill by April
3. To release a new album by The False Dots in November
That's it for today!
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