Bring along your dog - It's the Cameron - Clegg love in

Happy days, David loves Nick and Nick loves David. Have a party, bring along your dog. There's going to be a brave new world of brave new politics and we're all going to be so so happy. Sure I'll sign. Oh whats this. The smallprint. £20 billion of NHS cuts. Thats Ok, I'm not ill. Sod you jack. We've all got ministerial limos now. We're big boys.

Tell me this. Did we get into this mess because nurses spunked the money? Nope. Did we get into this mess because dustmen spunked the money? Nope. Did we get into this mess because teachers spunked the money? Nope. So who got us into this mess? Bankers and hedge funds.

Oh, you say? And where is the super-tax on bankers and hedge funds? Oh we can't tax them, they're wealth creators, you say. Erm nope, they spunked the family silver for their own greed.

I'll reserve judgement on the love in until I see the full detailed proposals for caning these greedy bastards. I guess I'll have to reserve judgement for a long time, won't I? Actually maybe I won't. Maybe I'll say it makes me sick