The Friday Joke - 28/6/2013

My good lady is not a fan of my blog. She tells me it's boring and tedious and I spend far too long on activities which make no contribution to the family coffers. I asked her what she suggested I should write. She told me that someone wrote a book called 50 Shades of Grey and made ten million quid. As I could use ten million quid, I thought I'd try that here, so here goes