Friday, 30 January 2015

The Friday Joke - 30/1/2015

Michael was a devout Roman Catholic, who lived alone  with his old dog Bonzo for company.  One day, Michael awoke to find Bonzo had passed away, Michael was distraught, so he went to his parish priest and asked,  'Father, my dog Bonzo died this morning. Could you please arange a good Catholic funeral for the poor  creature?'

Father  Raymond replied, 'I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for a dog in a Catholic church,  but there are is a  Baptist Church in the High Street, they have a slightly more "modern" view of scriptures. Maybe they'll do something for Bonzo, if you offer a small donation and ask them very nicely' rather sniffily.

Michael  said, 'I'll go right away Father, thank you. Do you think £5,000 is enough to  donate to them to do the service?'

Father Raymond exclaimed, 'Why didn't you tell me Bonzo was a Catholic in the first place? I'll book it in for Friday"

Have a great weekend and say a prayer for the repose of Bonzo's soul. He was a lovely dog.

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