Friday, 27 December 2024

Friday Fun 27th December 2024

 Lets start with a special announcement!

After 25 years of sitting up all night working tirelessly, I've finally finished work on the invention that will make me a Zillionaire! I have invented the morning after pill for men!
Ha ha I hear you say. Thing is, it works! If you accidentally spill some sperms somewhere you shouldnt, just pop one of these little beauties.
You will say 'but how can that stop a woman becoming pregnant?". Thats the beauty, it doesnt. It just alters your DNA so if you are accused and forced to have a test, you dont get caught and have to pay!
I reckon theres a big market for such a pill. (Says it all really, sadly I know plenty of fella's who'd happily duck out of paying up for their kids if they could! And yes, I am not a genetic engineer, it's the Friday Joke).
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Local Music round up.



Friday 27th
The Butchers 9pm – midnight -The Bluebells with Victor & Sylvester
The Builders Arms 8pm – 11pm - Karaoke with Caz
Ye Olde Monk and Holt 8.30pm – midnight - DJ Sadie Disco
The Haven 8pm -11.30pm - Denis Cook – Musician/DJ
Maddens 9.30pm - Yoto


Saturday 28th


Butchers Arms 9pm – midnight - Harripaul
Ye Olde Monken Holt 9pm – midnight - Mike Gill (Acoustic)
The Kitchener 8.30 – late Karaoke with Johno
Maddens 9pm – 11.30pm 

Sunday 29th
Monken Holt 7pm – 9pm - Down 2 Earth (Piano/vocal duo)
Butchers 8.30pm – 11.30pm  - Pauls Jam

Monday 30th
Ye Olde Mitre Inn, High Street 8pm – 11pm (stables room)  - Barnet Acoustics Sessions

Tuesday 31st
The Lord Kitchener 8pm – late - Karaoke with Johnno
Maddens 9.30pm – late The Cruisin Mooses
Builders Arms 8.30pm – £20 on the door -Tim Leffman (Acoustic/covers) and Phil

JANUARY
Thursday 2nd
Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30pm – 10.30pm - Traditional Irish Session (Irish Folk)
The British Legion 8pm - late - Karaoke with Caz
Maddens 8.30 - Ronnie Gordon Legacy (ska, reggae, blues, soul, latin)



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