Saturday, 25 January 2025

The Saturday List #469 - My top five "Oh yes' moments

 This week Donald Trump was inaugarated as the 47th President of the United States of America. I deliberately avoided as much of the coverage as possible. I believe in democracy and if that means we have Donald Trump as the US president, then so be it. I can recall discussing politics with my Dad as a teenager and he gave me a brilliant insight. He said "No on is ever as good as hope or as bad as you expect in politics". I thought I had a clever answer and retorted  "What about Adolf Hitler? Surely he was worse than anyone could have thought". Dad's answer was a great insight into why you should listen to people who have been around a bit and know a thing or two. It was considered and very sharp. He said "Well lets consider first what his supporters thought, when he became the Feuhrer in 1933, they believed there would be a thousand year Reich and that he was the future. Within fifteen years, there dreams were in ruins, he was dead and fascism was banished completely" (Dad passed away in 1987, so he thankfully didn't see the current rise, which would have alarmed him, given the sacrifices of him and his comrades in the RAF in WW2). He then said "And those of us who despise Fascism and Nazis genuinely feared that Hitler might win and the World would have been a very bad place. He didn't" . He then added, "I must add that the reason he didn't win is because people stood up to him, volunteered to fight and many, including Spud (the rear gunner in his Wellington bomber who was killed in action) paid the ultimate sacrifice to stop him".

There are two moments from the inauguration that will be remembered. The first was a real "Oh no" moment. Elon Musk giving a Nazi salute. As someone who has no doubt that Elon Musk is an incredibly clever man, who knows what he is doing and as far as I can tell understands exactly how such gestures will be received. Seeing his subsequent tweets, I also see a man who thinks the rest of us are nowhere near as clever as he is, and that we'll fall for his rather dodgy explanations. Now I am a certified thicko. Youngest of six, the only one with no post school education, poor exam results. But I can spot a fraud a mile off. You don't run a business for 46 years without getting a good nose for people trying it on. I suspect that we'll be seeing a lot more of Mr Musk and I also expect more provocations. Is he really a Nazi or is he just winding everyone up? If you subscribe to the concept that all publicity is good publicity, then maybe it is all just a facade. I mean surely someone who is a South African, raised in the Aparthied era and the son of a wealthy mine owner couldn't have such views, could he?

Anyway that isn't what this list is about, this is about the "Oh Yes" moments. These are the moments when you expect nothing, but something happens that shocks you in a wonderful way. 

Of which the Bishop who presided over the New Presidents Church service gave us. She chose to remind Mr Trump that the central plank of Christianity is the Beatitudes and that he should show compassion and be a president for everyone. Jesus was a political refugee. Most hard right Americans have a very Old Testament view of the Bible. Jesus put a layer of compassion and fogiveness on top. I loathe talking about religion. It can me offputting and devisive, but I'll make an exception, as I believe that what the Bishop did was both courageous and proper. In her own way, she did what Spud did on my Dad's bomber. She chose to put herself in the line of fire. Make no mistake, there are people in the USA who will not have liked what she said and have easy access to guns. So when you hear people calling her a "soft liberal" think for a second of the soceity she lives in and some of the people she upset. That is true courage.

I must say it is nice to see a Bishop speaking truth to power, doing their job, rather than covering up for paedophiles and then being their apologist. 

In honour of her courage, here are my top ten Oh Yes moments. 

1. I had to start here!

2. I had to include a football moment. For me, there can only be one. Wembley 1999 The second division (third teir) Football play off final at Wembley. Manchester City are in the doldrums. Having gone down to the third teir, they had a poor start to the season, the campaign bumbled along. They were, in a word pretty rubbish. United did the treble. They stumbled into the play off final. I got a ticket and took my nine year old nephew. As the 90th minute approached, CIty were 2-0 down to Gillingham, playing rubbish. The sky blue half of Wembley was in despair. The Gallagher brothers stormed out with the hump. I told my nephew to believe. Then Kevin Horlock pulled a goal back. Too little, too late. Then this happened. Despite all of the trophies since, this was the ultimate football Oh Yes moment. Nothing since would have happened if this hadn't happened. 


3. Music is a bit different. There are few Oh Yes moments, because unlike football, there is no real jeapordy. You like a band, you go and see them or listen to there music. It's good. Sometimes you get pleasantly surprised, but it is unlikely you'd go and see a band that you didn't like and then suddenly realise that they were great. However, I have one moment that was a real "Oh Yes" moment. It was on the 8th April 1979. I was really into punk. One of my favourite bands, The Damned were playing at The Lyceum. The main support were the UK Subs, another band I loved and who had offerd The False Dots a support slot for a summer gig in Derby. They were mates with our bass player. Bottom of the bill were an unknown Ska band from Coventry. I knew nothing about them, but I always checked out the support bands. They were The Specials. I remember getting a beer and making my way to the mosh pit. I had no expectations. I knew of Ska, but only really as the music of the school disco's of my youth and from football terraces. I didn't think it was very exciting and I couldn't understand why a band would play Ska instead of Punk. I went to take a sip of beer as they started their 30 minute slot. As soon as they started playing, my jaw dropped. The beer didn't reach my mouth and I stood wide eye'd staring at them for the set. They blew my mind. I got it. 

4. Whilst on the subject of music, I was thinking of my own band The False Dots. There have been a few "Oh Yes" moments. But to be a real "Oh Yes" moment, something has to happen that is truly unexpected. That moment happened in September 1983 when Venessa Sagoe, a brilliant soul singer joined the band. A mate of mine was trying to put a band together with his girlfriend. The girlfriend was a flatmate of Venessa. They asked her to come down as a 'backing vocalist'. Venessa was a striking looking, half Nigerian, half Jewish woman, who was both striking, powerful but strangely vulnerable and innocent to me. They had a rehearsal at our studios and I had a listen. She had the most beautiful voice I'd ever heard. To my amazement, when the song finished she walked out and looked a bit upset. I asked what was up. She said that they had said she wasn't good enough. I was gobsmacked. I told her she was brilliant and they were mad. A week later, my band mates called a band meeting. They informed me that I was no longer required in the band. Our bassplayer, to their amazement, said "If Rog goes, so do I". I then informed them, that it was my band and they were sacked. I immediately got together with bassplayer Paul Hircombe and said "Don't worry, I've got a new singer and a new drummer and we'll advertise for a guitarist. The old singer had been female. She was OK, but not great. I knew Venessa would be ten times better and we actually would have a chance of getting a deal. I phoned her. She came for a play through the material. Whereas the previous singer had simply been given lyrics and sung them in a monotone, way, Venessa immediately started to stamp her authority on the songs. My plans to simply get her singing the old songs went out the window. When I asked her, I thought it would be the sort of duff pop we'd been playing with the previous singer. Venessa delved into my lyrics file and found one song, Action Shock. It was only half written, but she loved the lyrics. SHe asked me to play it. I'd only bothered working our a repetitive two chord progression before I got bored. So I played it on my acoustic to her. She loved it. A week later, having worked out eight songs, we had our first rehearsal. I genuinely thought that when we did Action Shock, Venessa would realise it was rubbish. The sings we played until then were fairly soft pop songs. For Action Shock, I smashed on the Fuzz Box and started playing it with a dampened rock beat. As soon as Venessa came in, Paul and I looked at each other. When we got to the chorus, the hairs on the back of my neck stood up. Oh Yes...

We still play the song and finish the set with it. Sadly, you have to listen to me singing it rather than Venessa, but that was a moment.

5. So we've done politics, football, music and where do we finish? Well as most of my wonderful blog readers know me from the blog, I thought I'd have to mention a blogging moment. It may shock you to know that the moment was provided by Eric Pickles, the former local government minister, praised the efforts of the Barnet Bloggers for holding a Tory Council to account. The Local Government Chronicle reported

He praised local bloggers, including Barnet Eye, Mr Mustard and Mrs Angry, for helping to “uncover this misuse of public money”.

To me, that was vindication of the work I'd done and an acknowledgement from someone who was not an ally, but was clearly a sensible man.  Don't let anyone ever tell you that fighting for your beliefs is a waste of time. The finances of Barnet Council are in chaos and the council is at risk of becoming bankrupt. The work of myself and my fellow bloggers, in exposing scandals like the Metpro scandal, saved the council millions. The inquiry that followed revealed massive weaknesses in the way Barnet procured services. It is clear to me that the hours we put in saved Barnet Council Tax payers a lot of money. It would have saved them a hell of a lot more, if they'd actually listened to us about the One Barnet Capita outsourcing programme. 

I try and write a blog that is funny, interesting informative and sometimes does some good in our community. Barnet needs more bloggers. Sadly, most of the others seem to have retired, semi retired or don't really cover Barnet anymore. I am genuinely suprised that there are no Conservatives outraged by the mismanagement by Labour of Barnet, writing vitriolic blogs about how useless the council are. It is hard work keeping a local blog going. Surely I am not the only person in Barnet who dislikes what Barnet Council are up to and am not too lazy to put views out there?

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I will add a little footnote here. I left out many moments, when my beautiful wife first kissed a scalliwag like me, when I realised my kids took after their mum rather than me and are intelligent, when I found out that a couple of my old school teachers (stand up John Shuttler at FCHS and Bob Wright at Orange Hill) actually quite liked me, when Lee Thompson of Madness agreed to play sax on one of my tunes, when Huw Lloyd Langton of Hawkwind got up and jammed with The False Dots for my 40th Birthday, and when the Burnt Oak Boogie video went viral and strangers started complimenting me on it on the streets, because I thought it sounded like boasting about how clever I am which is most unbecoming. But yep, they were Oh Yes moments as well. I am always surprised when things go right. Luckily experience has taught me that if you stick at it and work hard, good things happen.

Friday, 24 January 2025

Thinking of having Solar panels installed? You might want to consider my experience

We had panels fitted in 2017 by a company based in Essex called GESS Limited. We have developed roof leaks. This is a report that another solar installer wrote, after GESS refused to address the problem claiming the 10 year warrenty didnt cover it

"ISSUES IDENTIFIED BY ROOF INSPECTION-
customer reported
leaked started shortly after the solar Panels were Installed initial
inspection revealed many tiles had been cracked/dislodged in the sections underneath and around the roof hooks of the solar mounting system, this had been poorly flashed using incorrect flashing (flash band) which is a temporary flashing this should been done with a lead this was causing water ingress.
the roof mounting hooks were incorrectly fitted, the roof was close boarded and should have been notched out to allow the hooks to sit flush to the joist this was causing the tiles to sit raised this would also comprised the strength and interrogatory of the mounting system aswell as allowing water in this would not have met MCS at the time of installation.
Panels where also mounted on a north facing roof which is not
advised due to lack of sunlight.
the gulley was also blocked heavily and suspected damage to gulley however there was no access to confirm this see pictures below.





Here is the response from GESS (which is factually incorrect as I did not agree that the problem was a blocked gully, although it was blocked due to panels making it totall inaccessible). The roof was still leaking in heavy rain when the roofer visited and I made this clear.

"I appreciate you reaching out regarding your concerns. However, I must reiterate that the installation was completed over seven years ago and was not substandard. If there had been an issue with the workmanship, a leak would have presented itself long before now.

Our head roofer, Wayne, visited your property on 7th November at 10 AM and met with you in person. At the time of his visit, it was raining, and there were no active leaks. His report is as follows:

"The roof is not leaking anymore as the customer has had his conservatory gutters cleaned out, which has resolved the issue. The customer mentioned a local roofer commented on tiles ‘kicking up.’ While some tiles may not be perfectly flush, they remain intact and are functioning correctly by keeping water out. The issue was due to clogged gutters, not the solar installation."

Given that you agreed onsite with Wayne that the issue stemmed from blocked gutters, I am surprised to see you now revisiting this with our business.

For reference, the contract you signed was under the REAL Assurance Scheme Consumer Code, which no longer exists. While your panels and microinverters are covered under their respective 20-year warranties, our workmanship warranty was for two years—meaning even if a claim were valid, it would now be well beyond that period.

Furthermore, I am unable to verify the credentials of the company SAS whose report you provided, (and I cannot open the report see attached) as they are not a recognised expert in this field. If you wish to pursue this matter further, we would require an independent, qualified roofing specialist’s assessment that directly links the issue to our installation.

Based on the evidence, it is clear that the problem was unrelated to the solar system, and we consider this matter closed."


As you can see, they also claim that the scheme it was certified under "no longer exists". This is very sharp practice and I caution everyone considering panels to consider how this company has dealt with this.

When GESS Ltd sold us the panels, it was suggested that with the electricty charges at the time, we'd get our money back in 7-8 years. Based on what we've seen, I think we've recouped at most 65% of our original investment and that is with a huge rise in electricity prices. We had to spend £1,600 on top, fixing the shoddy workmanship with another company and will have to redecorate our living room. The panels that caused the problem were north facing and the company that rectified the issue told us that they would NEVER recoup the cost. I am a big believer in renewable energy, which is why I went for the panels. Sadly, I cannot recommend the company that installed them and I would advise anyone considering panels to do their research and ensure you are getting what you paid for. Hopefully by 2030, I will have recouped my investment.

Friday Fun 24th January 2025

 As ever, we start with the Friday Joke. And as is often the case, it was our good friend Robert Wilkinson who made us titter on Twitter! I hope you enjoy this as much as I did!


Anyway enough silliness! Lets see what music is happening in the Borough of Barnet this week

Firstly, a shout out to all of our local artists and bands. The East Barnet Festival is looking for acts to play this years festival. It is always a great way to get seen. CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS


Friday 24th
Barrington 8.30-midnight Karaoke with Neil
Ye Olde Monken Holt 9.30 pm – late DJ Sadie (DJ)

Saturday 25th

The Butchers Arms 9pm – 11.30pm The Runner Brothers (Rock covers and original)
East Barnet Royal British Legion 8.30pm – 11pm The Elevators (Pop/rock covers)
Ye Olde Monken Holt 9.30pm – midnight Cormacintosh (Acoustic/Electric Rock & Pop)
Builders Arms 8 - 11pm Tim Leffman (Acoustic/covers)
The Lord Kitchener 8.30pm – late Karaoke with Johno
Maddens 9.30pm – late Joshua Blue (Blues)

Sunday 26th
Builders Arms 6- 9pm Jo Devall (Jazz) Trio 
Ye Olde Monken Holt 7 - 9pm Michelle Clay with Paul Davis (vocal and piano pop covers)
Bohemia 7.30-10pm £10 Derek Nash & Ed Bentley Trio
Butchers 8.30pm – 11.30pm Luci Jam

Monday 27th


Ye Olde Mitre Inn, High Street 8pm – 11pm (stables room) Barnet Acoustics Sessions

Wednesday 29th
Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30pm – 11pm Open Mic Night

Thursday 30th
Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30pm – 10.30pm Traditional Irish Session (Irish Folk)
Maddens 8.30 Ronnie Gordon Legacy (ska, reggae, blues, soul, latin)
Sebright Arms 7.30pm – 11pm Open Mic Night

And a reminder for your diary that my band, The False Dots, will be playing at The Dublin Castle, to celebrate our 46th Birthday as a band on Sunday 16th February at from 2pm


Thursday, 23 January 2025

London Symphonies - Ghosts of North London's music pubs

 Do you love a good Ghost story? I do, however every ghost story starts with a tragedy.  Ghosts? What are ghosts? Dead People? Trapped memories? Spirits that were not ready to move on? Spirits that took a wrong turn and didn't quite make it away? Vibrations stuck in the fabric of buildings? As the False Dots (my band) reach our 46th year, I was pondering the places we play. I was idly thinking of doing a pub crawl through London, visiting pubs we've played at. I got to thinking about the music pubs on the Thameslink route that we played and what a great pubcrawl that could be. Jump on a train from Mill Hill and simply get off at each station on the way. I scoured my scrapbook for the first time we played at each of the stops and at what venue.

Hendon - The Midland Hotel - 20th Dec 2014

Cricklewood - The Cricklewood Hotel - 30th November 1985

West Hampstead - The Moonlight Club - 7th March 1982

Kentish Town - The George IV  - 7th Jan 1984

I then, rather sadly realised that all of these gigs have gone. Any pub crawl would be simply to commune with the ghosts of these venues. If ghosts are vibrations, would any trace of those amplified blasts remain in the brickwork? What were these venues like

The Midland Hotel, Hendon

A pub with a long association with my family. My grandfather would collect glasses in the pub and be paid in beer during the second world war. Being next to the station, and the active goods yard, the pub was a convenient watering hole for rail workers and others using the station. When my Grandfather died in 1948, the whole pub turned up at the funeral. As my Grandmother didn't drink and hadn't been to the pub she announced that she'd never realised that he had any friends. Grandfather lived on the Watling Estate and would take the tram down to Hendon, then walk up the hill. Much has changed.

Live at 
The Midland Hotel
2019
Move on to 2014. The False Dots had morphed into a four piece and were looking for a local gig, Our drummer Graham Ramsey had been drinking in the pub with his other band and suggested we played an Xmas gig with them. I knew of the family link, but had not been in the pub, despite it's easy access on the Thameslink railway from Mill Hill. The pub was a big, spacious pub with several bars and an ideal space for bands. The then guvnor, John, liked music and we dragged a good crowd down. This started a long association and made me speak to family members about Grandad's links. By this time, only my Aunty Audrey was still alive. All she could really recall was my Grandmothers loathing of the pub, as my Irish Grandfather came home bladdered every night and died young as a result of this and being gassed in the trenches. 

The band played ten or so gigs there  the last one being on the Friday13 February 2019. This was the night after Boris Johnson was elected. I didn't realise that this would be the end of our associaton. The pandemic did for the pub and it is now up for sale. The pub was also closely associated with The Barnet Eye blog, as we used it as the venue for the Barnet Eye Awards. When I played at the Midland, I always felt that there were more eyes on me than there were punters in the pub. Developers were circling, we fought them off, gaining an asset of community value status in 2018, when we held a celebration party, playing to a packed house, I felt my Grandfather's eyes on me, nodding approvingly. I wrote a song with Allen in 1985, dedicated to my grandfather. It was called Blue Soldier. Allen added and changed a few lines, then added a brilliant middle poetic section, based on the poetry style of the great war poets, such as Wilfred Owen. Playing this to the ghost of my grandfather, in his local, was one of those moments when it felt like being in a band was more than just strumming my guitar. 

It seems to me that it was very appropriate that this was our final gig with Allen Ashley in the pub where my Grandfather worked. I am just sorry we didn't do Blue Soldier that night. Allen is a poet and he was rather keen on 1st world war poets. If I ever become wealthy enough to make a feature film, I will make one called Blue Soldier about my Grandfather. He passed away in 1948, so I never met him. Apparently he went to war a proud and compassionate man and came back a bitter alcoholic, who saw out his days working in the Midland Hotel. I have seriously thought of spray painting the outline of a WWI soldier on the side of the pub for Remembrance Sunday, with a poppy coming out of his rifle, in dark blue paint on several occasions. Maybe I will before they knock it down. 

The Cricklewood Hotel.

Around 1985, the Cricklewood Hotel was a vibrant centre for alternative bands. Cult bands such as Ozric Tentacles were playing for promotors such as  Dead Dog promotions. It was a big pub with a decent sized stage and a loyal following of punters. Such venues soon became targets for aspiring bands to play, you always felt that when you played at a "happening venue", there was a chance of greater things. 

The False Dots first 'big London gig' for over a year occurred on 30th November 1985, at the Cricklewood hotel. The band had fallen apart in late 1984, with the departure of Venessa Sagoe and the rest of the band. I'd spent a year writing new material, dealing with health and personal problems and had recruited Graham Ramsey on Drums and poet Allen Ashley on vocals. As a temporary measure, former Dots keyboard player Chris Potts stood in on bass. 

It was a big gig, with a good audience. Many of our friends came. Most remember the gig as the night that the stage collapsed beneath me and I ended up in a pile of beer crates on the floor. My guitar was broken in the process, but I had a spare. After the show, a member of one of the other bands sneered "Everyone will remember THAT for a long time". I shot back "Yeah, well no one will remember you after five minutes".  That was very much The Dots view. We wanted to be remembered.  The Cricklewood hotel was a fine building. It has been reincarnated as the Shisha Garden Grill, which in some ways mirrors the changing face of London. I wonder what happens to the ghosts in pubs, when they become Shisha grills? Do a whole new team of ghosts move in. 

The Moonlight Club, West Hampstead.

The Moonlight club was a proper music venue. It was at the Railway Pub in West Hampstead. Upstairs had been Klooks Kleek, a venue at the hearty of the 1960's blues explosion. I discovered it in 1977, seeing punk and new wave bands such as The Damned and The Monochrome Set there. As we were forming the False Dots, it was myself and Pete Conway's spiritual home. We'd bunk onto the train at Mill Hill and sneak out at West Hampstead, although in truth, there was rarely anyone there. 

There were many shenanigans. Our song Not all she seems had it's genesis when Pete chatted up someone that we'd now label as pre op trans. Pete didn't realise at the time. In those less enlightened times, we found it hilarious, he didn't. Oddly though, we turned it into a very sympathetic song about someone who has issues with gender identity and didn't fit in. I got to know the central character, and it is fair to say that she didn't live happily ever after. What happened was tragic.  The song had a life of its own, as we had no concept of such issues, but it does stand up. We still play it 45 years later. On a couple of occasions, I've felt her presence in the audience, at peace, happy, accepted, but still loving rock and roll. Music is a spiritual thing and often music reconnects me with people who have passed. Can ghosts come from the future to inform us? Dickens thought so, who am I to argue. 

When the Dots first played the Moonlight club back in March 1982, we were just back from a tour of Sweden. It seemed to us to be the moment we had made it. Being on a stage where I'd seen The Damned, to a packed house, seemed like vindication for everything we had done. We were in a state of flux, but it was a great gig and we got asked back several times. Perhaps the funniest time was when we played with a band from Dublin called Tokyo Olympics. The lead singer was an associate of Shane Macgowan and later in The Pope's with him. He had bad case of Rockstaritus. The band wouldn't let us share the dressing room and were horrible to us. They even detuned our instruments. Luckily, we knew how to tune them back. We'd brought the audience and they departed with us after the first song. We adjourned next door. Our bassplayer, Paul Hircombe, had exacted revenge. He had been through their possessions and nicked all their dope and all of their cash. He arrivrd in the pub announcing that Karma had struck. 

The Railway pub is still there, but the Moonlight has long gone. I miss it. When I visit, I feel those ghosts still. In some ways, I find pubs that have been refurbished and stripped of their soul even more depressing than closed, demolished pubs. When Pete Conway was in the band, he worked for Dewhurst Butchers on Broadhurst Avenue, opposite DECCA studios. I'd meet him for a pint and we'd spin tracks on the Jukebox. The pub had a music vibe. Now it is a football pub, I'd quite like it if it didn't burn a hole in my soul going in there

The George IV, Kentish Town

And on to Kentish Town.  The George IV. Some things haven't changed, then as now Camden Town was the heart of the London music scene. Bands love to play Camden Town. In early 1984, the False Dots were in what was perhaps their most accomplished phase. We had an amazing singer in Venessa Sagoe. We had put together a tight set and we could blow away an audience. We'd done a few gigs and wanted to get into the Camden circuit. Our then drummer, Adam Francis announced that he'd got us a gig in Camden. We were delighted. He told us that his uncle owned a pub and was looking for bands to put on. We were all quite excited. The band was rehearsing three times a week and felt that we were really getting things together. We made arrangements to play. At the time, our mate Dermot Fanning would borrow a van from another mate, Emil Bryden. We'd pile in with all the gear and make our way down. We'd put the word around. A few days before the gig, Adam mentioned that the pub was nearer Kentish Town than Camden. No worries. 

On the day in question, we all piled in. We got the address and I navigated. When we got near Kentish Town, I realised that the pub wasn't on the main road, where most of the places I knew were. I directed Derm to the pub, in Willes Road, in between Kentish Town and Kentish Town West station, in amongst the back streets. There was another band on. I don't recall much about them, other than they were rather unfriendly towards us and were quite sharp dressers. We were headlining, they laughed as we shambled in from our VW camper van. We set up, the sound man checked levels and we belted out a couple of songs. They stopped laughing. I was really fed up with the whole thing. The pub was very old fashioned and not at all Rock and Roll. The guvnor, Adam's uncle, was friendly, gave us beers and a few chips. These days, I'd love it. Back then, I wanted to play cool rock and roll venues. 

The Landlord had put a lot of work into promoting the gig. A decent crowd turned up and many enjoyed the set. In hindsight, it was a masterstroke. We played Dingwalls a month later and many of the patrons came down. I was a bit too much of a musical snob to enjoy a gig in an old fashioned boozer back then. It was a nicotine stained brown, the carpets brown, the windows brown. Back in 1984, the pub felt as if it was inhabited by ghosts, locals smoking roll ups and making wisecracks. The average age of the regulars seemed to be about 100 years old. There was a beaten up old piano in the corner. One of the regulars told me that they missed Bert, who used to come in and play it on a Saturday night. They were not too sure about our sort of music. At the time, we did a cover of  "When a man loves a woman" by Percy Sledge in the set. They all got up and danced. The guvnor told us that if we did more covers like that (it was the only one), he'd give us a regular gig.  

I haven't been back since. If I hadn't noted it in my scrapbook, I'd not have remembered the pub. I looked it up on Google a few months ago. I thought I might like to see how it's fared. It has been closed for a couple of years. 

It seems to me to be tragic that I can jump on Thameslink and do a pubcrawl of closed music pubs. Maybe, it's the perfect pub crawl for dry January!

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I should add that London still has some amazing grassroots venues. The False Dots are lucky enough to have a residency at The Dublin Castle in Camden Town. We made this little video to celebrate this wonderful venue



Wednesday, 22 January 2025

Barnet Council - They can't organise a booze up in a brewery - Official

Barnet Council is a shambles. There is no accountability, there is no understanding of finance, it is like a truck driving towards a cliff, where the driver is too busy checking Twitter to see the impending disaster. Why do I write these blogs? Three reasons. 1. I pay tax and the less tax I pay, the more beer I can drink, and when they waste money it means my beer budget is smaller. 2. I know plenty of people who rely on Barnet Council for all manner of services and what they do is important. If the council does this badly, people I know suffer. 3. Because I live in Mill Hill, I plan to die in Mill Hill and if Barnet Council screws up, it makes Mill Hill a worse place to live in and we see more potholes, graffiti, litter, crime, begging, old ladies starving or freezing to death, children getting a bad education.... I could go on. 

I started this with blog with a very bold claim. But the sad thing is that as far as I can see is that it s completely true. Recently one of Barnet's top councillors Ammar Naqvi was exposed as having lied on his CV, pretending to have jobs and qualifications that he hadn't. He was the fiannce chief for Barnet Council. When the truth came to light, he was booted out of the Labour party, resigned as a councillor and has forced a by election in Burnt Oak. Labour has a huge majority in Burnt Oak which is there safest ward. The Tories always said that you could stand a donkey with a red rosette in Burnt Oak and win. So even if there is a huge shock, it will make little difference to the way the council is run. Councillor Naqvi has been around for years, how did they not know that he'd embellished his CV? Are no due dilligence checks done before someone is put in charge of Council finances?

Finances? It is something that myself and the other Barnet bloggers have historically taken a keen interest in. My fellow blogger Mr Reasonable has recently exposed the reasons for a £41 million shortfall in the finances. Whilst I accept that Mr Reasonable is right to call out the historical mismanagement of Barnet finances by the Tories, which is the root cause of the problem, he is far to lenient on Labour. They took over in 2022 and should have thrown the books open, exposed the mismanagement they had presided over and put together a properly costed and funded four year plan to try and recover the situation. Speeding up the insourcing of mismanaged services by Capita would have cut costs radically and given the opportunity to improve services. As Mr Reasonable stated, they also failed to put taxes up. When you take over, you get a small window, where you can blame everything on the previous administration, if you have the evidence. After nearly three years, you have to take responsibility yourself. 

There is one thing that Barnet Council could and should have done on day one, was dissolve the Barnet Group, who run Barnet Homes and oversee the council house stock. There is a whole layer of management, on fat salaries, that replicates similar roles in the Council There are duplicate IT systems and huge waste. They also employ shoddy and dangerous contractors. Have a look at these posts on Facebook.

Not only do Barnet Homes cost the taxpayer a fortune, they employ shoddy contractors who do substandard work and even cause fires in tenants homes. It simply isn't good enough. This particular tenant is supposed to be having his kitchen renovated.  The work was supposed to take one week. It is still not done. The tenant has over 100 official complaints with Barnet Homes, for shoddy work and problems with the property. 



The tenant also had problems with Barnet Homes where they were paying their rent and Barnet Homes were saying they hadn't and threatening them with court action and eviction. I got involved and started to do some digging. My digging seemed to identify and issue with a poorly designed payment portal. I wrote to the CEO, I did not get a satisfactory answer to my query. So I put in an FoI to Barnet Homes, asking about the number of such misdirected payments. I submitted the request on 29th October. By law, I was supposed to get a response within 20 days. There is a requirement on the authority to be helpful! 

This was the first response I got, on the 14th November

Dear Mr Tichborne,

 

Thank you for your Freedom of Information request, which was received by Barnet Homes on 29 October 2024.

 

Unfortunately, due to an administrative error there has been a delay to our Complaints and Information Team acknowledging it. I am very sorry for this.

 

Whilst Barnet Homes provides support, the London Borough of Barnet is ultimately responsible for the suspense account and your request therefore needs to be directed to the council’s FOI team. For expediency, I have included the council’s team in this email so they can process your request (@Freedom of Information Act).

 

I apologise again for the delay; I will take this up with our team.


The next response came on the 12th December

The Complaints and Information Team is presently very short-staffed and therefore you may experience a delay to our usual response timescales. We will provide you with a response, where needed, as soon as possible. We are very sorry for any inconvenience and we thank you for your patience. 

This could explain why the poor tenant, who's home has been trashed by dodgy contractors gets nowhere with his complaints.  

Having not got a response by January from Barnet Council, I warned them that I would report them to the ICO who regulate FoI requests.

On the 15th January, I finally got this response

Dear Mr Tichborne,

 

London Borough of Barnet apologises sincerely in the delay in providing you the requested information.  Please see response below.

 

Your request:

Please can you supply me with the closing balance for the suspense account, where misdirected payments, including rent payments with incorrect payment reference numbers are directed, for the following dates 

1st January 2024

1st April 2024

1st October 2024 

Please can you also supply me details of the total number of payment transactions directed to this account for the month of September. 

Response:

Please see the totals for Council Tax below.

 

Please can you supply me with the closing balance for the suspense account, where misdirected payments, including rent payments with incorrect payment reference numbers are directed, for the following dates

 1st January 2024 - £275,712.91

1st April 2024 - £0.00

1st October 2024 - £513,295.92 

Please can you also supply me details of the total number of payment transactions directed to this account for the month of September - 924

Kind regards,


I was horrified at this. This indicated that nearly 1 in ten tenants payments were being misdirected. So I emailed the leader of the Council and the CEO of Barnet Council to explain. 

To my amasement, the next reply I got was this. It wasn't from Barnet Council. It was from Elliot Sweetman, the CEO of Barnet Homes

Dear Mr Tichborne,

 

Thank you for your email which Cllr Rawlings has asked me to respond to.

 

Just to clarify, the figures in terms of values and transactions you have been provided in response to your FOI request relate to the council tax suspense account, not council tenant rent payments. We’re still investigating why different information was provided to that requested. However, in respect of council tenant rent payments, Barnet Homes undertake daily checks to identify incorrectly assigned rent payments and advise that on average circa. six rent payments per month are identified in the suspense account and reallocated to the correct rent accounts.

 

We will come back to you with the further information you have enquired about as soon as possible.

 

Kind regards,

 

Elliott Sweetman


So here we are. It is nearly three months since I first made the enquiry. I still don't have the information I requested, although Mr Sweetman has provided some rough fugures, that his organisation originally said they couldn't provide! We also now know that last September, nearly a thousand council tax payers payments went astray. If that is representative of the year, that is over ten thousand council tax payers who are paying and their account isn't being properly credited. There is another issue that the response highlights. The balance on 1st April was zero £. As there was a quarter of a million in January and half a million in September, why was there a zero balance in April? I asked the question for a specific reason. That is when the council is finalising its annual accounts. It is pretty clear that the cash was transferred to other accounts to balance the books for year end. I have emailed the Section 151 officer for an explanation. The Section 151 officer's job is to ensure financial probity. I've not had a response, so far and have emailed the officer again to ask for confirmation of receipt.

It interests me that Barnet Council Leader, Barry Rawlings did not respond to my email. Despite Barry assurring me, on the night he won the election, that he welcomed critical scrutiny, it is clear to me that the Labour Administration are not interested in such things. 

I will give Mr Sweetman and Councillor Rawlings the opportunity to provide a guest blog, unedited to explain themselves. It is clear to me that neither organisation are up to the job. The emails are there, what do you think?

By the way, this is what I was talking about here.