Friday, 14 August 2026

Friday Fun and Local Music Roundup

The Friday Joke - I love this one from our Twitter friend Mr Robert Wilkinson

Watch Amy Winehouse skanking with #thefalsedots outside her favourite studio at @Mill Hill Music Complex to the banging new #ska track Crows from the bands new album #wedontliveinamerica

See the band live at @dublincastle and n Sun 23 Aug




Other local music this week

Friday 14th
Butchers Arms 9pm – 12.30am - Bear Pit Band (pop/rock covers)
East Barnet RB Legion 8pm – midnight £5 on door - Bop Street
Barrington Bar 8.30 pm - midnight = Karaoke with Neil
The Cavalier 7.30pm – late = Karaoke disco with Iain H
Ye Olde Monken Holt 9pm – 11.50pm = DJ The Real Slim Sadie (Disco)

Saturday 15th
East Barnet RB Legion 8.30pm - midnight £2 non members - Alan Carvell - The Human Jukebox 
Butchers Arms 9pm – 11.30pm - The Beatin Heart (Covers)
Toolans 9pm – 11.30pm = Billy Heneghan 
Joiners Arms - Leon Knight (Covers 50s – present)

Sunday 16th
The Kings Head 2pm- 4pm - Harmonica Lewinsky (Pop/ Rock)
Ye Olde Monken Holt 7pm – 9pm -  Brian Connell and Keith Haggis
Butchers 8.30 – 11.30pm -  Butchers Arms Jam Electric/Blues/Rock (Full backline available
Toolans 8.30pm – 11.30pm- Two in Accords

Monday 17th
Ye Olde Mitre Inn, High Street 8pm – 11pm (stables room) - Barnet Acoustics Session

Tuesday 18th
The Bull Theatre £5
Acapella & Accoustic Speakeasy 14+ (3rd Tuesday) 
Wednesday 19th

Toolans 5pm – 8pm
Declan Gaynor - Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30 – 11pm Open Mic Night

Thursday 20th
Ye Olde Monken Holt 8.30 – 10.30pm - Irish Session
Malt & Hops 7.30pm - Open Mic Night (3rd Thursday of month)

Friday 21st
Butchers Arms 9pm – 11.45 - The Bluesbrokers (blues/rock)
Barrington Bar 8.30 pm - midnight - Karaoke with Neil
Chipping Barnet SC 33 High Street 7pm – Late - The Dream Mansion with Matt Backer
Ye Olde Monken Holt 9pm – 11.50pm - DJ The Real Slim Sadie (Disco)

Thursday, 13 August 2026

Rock and Roll Stories #72 - You are never too old to Rock and Roll

 When I started the band, I started a scrapbook to document the meteoric rise of the False Dots to the top of the charts and world domination of music. We genuinely believed that we would become the biggest band on the planet. We couldn't play, the songs were crap, our instruments were the cheapest rubbish we could afford. What could possibly go right? Well nothing at all. The scrapbook is a litany of the many failures of various line ups of the band between 1979 and 1990 to be successful, it is laced with bitterness and acrimony. I wrote it for myself and in some ways it is the first example of my style as a blogger, although the targets were ex band members rather than politicians. Then it stops until 2000. This is the first entry of the new century.


I restarted  the band for a specific purpose. To record some of the old songs for my own personal pleasure, as I had my own recording studio. I had no plans to gig, no plans to release music, no plans to take the band seriously. Then fate intervened. My best mate and business partner, Ernie Ferebee died, we decided to do a benefit gig for his family and the bug bit again. That was 26 years ago and the band has been active ever since. I was 37 years old then and considered myself past it, so it seemed pointless persuing the Rock and Roll dream. However, it was a total blast and great fun, so I saw no reason not to do it. We settled into a pattern of doing one or two gigs a year, at local venues and usually for cancer charities and local festivals. It sort of scratched the itch. In 2010-11 we had a brief period when Connie Abbe joined as singer, were we returned to Camden Town and recorded some material seriously, with a view to getting Connie a deal. Connie left to join Emmanual Jal on a world tour and Allen Ashley rejoined. We settled back into 3-4 gigs a year. 

Allen departed during Covid. I returned to singing duties for the first time since 1982 and we started writing new material. A gig at the Mill Hill Music Festival followed by a gig at the Dublin Castle in 2022 confirmed something that had been bothering me probably since Connie was in the band. The music industry has always been focussed on new young bands. Of course it is right to make the primary focus on upcoming talent and new ideas. However, there are so many great bands and solo artists who are not teenagers/young musicians who are making great music. The industry is not at all intersted in artists once they no longer look like teenagers, unless they are megastars with billions of fans. The artists who have the biggest income streams are generally not teenagers, they are established bands, like Madonna and The Rolling Stones, who have an audience of an age where there is plenty of disposable cash. But the industry completely lacks the wit and intelligence to see that there is a huge market for new music for this age group.

Bands like The False Dots, playing a genre that is not in vogue such as North London style Ska music still get a great reception live. We have nuerous radio plays on specialist online Ska stations. Everyone tells us our music is great. People like the fact that we break all the rules of Rock and Roll, and we don't give a $h1t but the gatekeepers of the mainstream sneer at us. Online, our Youtube channel has had just shy of 100,000 views. One of our songs, Put me in the Spotlight, was used by Manchester City FC as the theme tune for their Goal of the Month show in 2012. It was played 47 million times. Our gigs are a blast. It is enough for me. But it is 100% clear to me that a wider audience is being failed by the gatekeepers. I don't say this because we are not on Telly. I am saying this because over the last five years, we've played dozens of gigs, with other amazing bands on the bill, making mindblowing music and none get a look in. 

One of the things that the False Dots have started to do regularly is matinee gigs at the Dublin Castle. For many of our audience, this works well. Many have moved out of London, so there is no stress of getting the last train home etc. They can come and see us, have a few beers with mates, maybe a bite to eat after and still be tucked up in bed at 9pm with the cocoa (or whatever their tipple of choice is). I have realised that bands like ours have to adapt the way we do things. I still love playing headline shows finishing at 11pm and we get many younger fans who are also up for this. However I realised that we were missing a trick when many of our fans said "We prefer it when you do support slots so we can get home". 

Any band that wants to have an audience needs to stay in touch with its fanbase. So we've tried to gear our programme around making sure that anyone who may like our music gets a chance to see us when it suits them. You are never too old to Rock and Roll, but Rock and Roll needs to make damn sure that it gives everyone a chance to join in the fun, be it as a musican, a punter or both! The current stage of the  journey started in 2000 and I still feel we are only half way to Paradise! I hope that there are a few more chapters of Rock and Roll Stories to tell!

And if you've not heard the music of The False Dots, CLICK HERE and if you want to come and see us, in a Matinee Show click on the picture for full details of our album launch and my birthday show, on 23rd August at The Dublin Castle



Wednesday, 12 August 2026

So does AI agree with The Barnet Eye's assessment of the risk level of an AI Doomsday apocalype - The results may shock you!

 Yesterday, I posted a blog detailing the risks of an AI doomsday apocalypse scenario, based on my 37 years working in IT, developing and supporting major banking payments networks. After I posted the blog, I asked Google's Gemini AI tool whether I was right. You may find AI's view of the risk shocking. Here is what it had to say

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Evaluating the realism of the scenarios raised in the blog post requires breaking them down into realistic near-term risks, plausible worst-case events, and unrealistic extrapolations.

1. Highly Realistic: Minor Errors Causing Major System Failures

  • Realism Level: 10/10 (Already Happening)

  • Why it's realistic: The blog's anecdotes about payment system glitches creating tailbacks or test scripts flooding emergency services reflect how fragile complex, interconnected IT infrastructure is.

  • Real-World Evidence:

    • The CrowdStrike / Windows outage (July 2024) proved that a single corrupted software update can instantly paralyze global air travel, emergency services, banking networks, and healthcare systems without any cyberattack occurring.

    • The 2023 NATS air traffic control failure in the UK was triggered by a single improperly formatted flight plan that caused the main and backup systems to enter a safety shutdown, grounding thousands of flights.

2. Highly Realistic: AI-Accelerated Cyberattacks on Infrastructure

  • Realism Level: 9/10 (Active Threat)

  • Why it's realistic: Criminal syndicates and hostile state actors do not need "sentient AI" to cause devastation; they only need AI tools that automate code analysis, scan legacy operational technology (OT) for vulnerabilities, and execute zero-day exploits at superhuman speed.

  • Real-World Evidence:

    • National security advisories confirm that nation-state actors are deploying AI tools to map out power grid networks, water management SCADA systems, and transport infrastructure for potential sabotage during geopolitical crises.

3. Plausible: Human Deskilling & Loss of Fallback Control

  • Realism Level: 7/10 (Plausible Over Time)

  • Why it's plausible: The blog highlights the risk of losing the human workforce capable of manually managing systems when AI fails. This phenomenon—known in safety engineering as deskilling or the Paradox of Automation—is a recognized vulnerability.

  • Where the realism holds: If organizations prematurely lay off experienced technical support staff or fail to train a new generation in manual troubleshooting, an extended AI or IT failure becomes much harder to recover from quickly.

  • Why it isn't an immediate total collapse: Major utilities and nuclear facilities are bound by regulatory frameworks requiring physical air-gaps, analog manual overrides, and human operator sign-offs.

4. Unrealistic: Permanent "Apocalyptic" Fall of Society

  • Realism Level: 2/10 (Highly Unlikely)

  • Why it's unrealistic: The blog's dramatic conclusion—that a single AI malfunction or cyberattack could trap humanity in a permanent, unrecoverable "post-apocalypse" where no one can keep the lights or water on—overstates system fragility and understates resilience engineering.

  • What would actually happen: In a major systemic breakdown, societies experience acute, severe disruption (rolling blackouts, temporary supply chain freezes, economic loss) lasting days or weeks. However, engineering protocols mandate physical isolation switches and emergency manual procedures to restore basic utilities at a local level.

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What interests me most is the fact that the only one of the four scenarios that it stated was highly unlikely was one that I didn't actually predict, which perhaps gives an interesting insight into the way AI itself works. I never stated that society would end as a result of an AI apocalypse. I assume that the AI misunderstood my use of language. What I meant by the term was that it would be an apocalypse for AI systems in terms of society trusting and relying on them. When we see a major disaster, with loss of life, and massive society impact, financial impoverishment, major loss of savings, property, etc, civil unrest usually follows. Of course society adjusts and some degree of normality eventually returns, boy our faith in technology may be permanently undermined. What I said the in fnal paragraph of the blog was this. I do not believe Gemini AI's analysis properly represented this

"But that is not what interests me most. I believe that we will see a major catastrophy, with loss of life caused by one of these scenarios. And when this happens, we will see a massive re-assessment of our relationship with AI. The thing is, that may happen after the point where we can put the genie in the box. If all the people who AI replaced no longer are around or have the skill sets to clean up the mess, we are in an apocalyptic situation, where we have to keep software running that we cannot trust, to do the basic things our society needs, like keeping the lights on in winter and the water flowing. It will be bad enough if the problems are just down to glitches or hardware problems. If they are down to a malicious actor gaining control of the systems that run our lives, using AI systems that we cannot circumvent, who knows what will happen?"


Is AI smart enough to understate the risks it poses to society? Perhaps we can conclude that. 

Tuesday, 11 August 2026

What will the world be like the day after AI doomsday

 Let me tell you about my mate Aaron. Apart from being an Arsenal fan there is nothing I don't like about the guy. I used to work with him in IT and he was always a good laugh. He was also extremely good at his job and very savvy with technology. I can recall talking to him about the opening of the Channel Tunnel. He said "I won't use it until someone has died on it in an accident". This seemed to me to be a very strange thing to say, but he explained. "When new technology is deployed, I never use it until someone has died and then they iron out all the bugs that they left in due to cost cutting". He wouldn't fly any new make of aircraft, use any new train or do anything, until there had been an accident and all of the problems caused by cost cutting ironed out.

I met Aaron for a beer last week and I was thinking about this in relation to AI. We see AI being used for management of all manner of IT systems. We even saw a report in the Guardian last week stating that AI was designing new viruses. 


What could possibly go wrong? Well I worked in IT for 37 years, mostly in support of systems. My job was to fix things and get things running when they'd gone wrong. Generally when things went wrong, it was when new systems were introduced. You soon learn the limits of what resilience you can design into systems, when you have such a job. About 90% of the problems we dealt with were not caused by really difficult and obscure issues, they were caused by absolutely basic mistakes and misunderstandings. Generally they were fixed in hours. As I worked in Payments (card transactions, ATM technology, etc) that operate 24 x 7 and have to be available I saw the effects first hand of the most basic errors. Let me give you a couple of examples

In one, a basic operator error resulted in all electronic cash tills at a service station on the M1 being unable to take card payments for 1 hour. People were pulling off to fill up, and being told at the till that they couldn't pay by card. Within 30 minutes, there was a 5 mile tailback on the M1 as people were trying to pull over to fill up. After that, I never let my fuel light come on again on a long journey. It took about 20 minutes to code a fix to prevent that. The second was when a system that used to dial into company card systems to retreive card payments was being tested. Some test data had been input and all of the test telephone numbers were set to all 9's. When the test was performed, at 3am, the West Midlands emergency services 999 service was swamped with calls from the system. Genuine emergency callers could not get through for over 2 hours.

 I was on a contract at one of the UK's largest banks at the time. The chairman was woken up by the chief of police demanding an explanation. I wasn't working on the test, but it was hugely embarrassing. 

Both of these made me realise just how vulnerable our society is to the effects of IT failures. These incidents happened in the 1990's. Think how much more embedded in our lives IT is now, and how much more vulnerable we are. Now lets consider AI. AI offers huge opportunities for good. Advances in medical science, all manner of goods and services that we never dreamed we needed. It will remove many jobs, make all manner of services affordable. It sounds great. However technology doesn't always work and the more we trust it and let it do the things we need to do, the bigger the shock and the problems when it goes wrong. 

I've given a lot of thought to how it could go wrong. The first thing to bear in mind is the old IT acronym GIGO. That means Garbage in Garbage out. When an AI system is fed bad information, it will produce bad results. Whereas humans generally tend to realise when they've got stuff wrong and things are going badly, if things are outside of the AI models parameters, who knows what it will decide. SO much of the information on the net is wrong, so I would find it hard to trust something AI tells me without doing my own homework. This doesn't matter when you write blogs about obscure punk rock bands, but if an AI system is managing a nuclear power station and the data it is fed is spurious, I do worry. Human systems tend to have things like checks by other people built in to spot calamatous decisions. Who vets AI?

The second thing is coding, programming and hardware are never perfect. The unexpected happens. Now of course the vendors of AI systems will claim their systems are resilient, but I had a job for the best part of 37 years dealing with the problems caused when systems don't do what they are supposed to. I recall going to the opening of a automated warehouse, for one of the UK's leading retailers,, where a pallet full of tellies was squashed into the roof because a sensor wasn't working. I also know someone who had a car with an automatic parking feature that wrote his car off the first time he used it. A sensor malfunctioned. These sort of things make me wary.

The third thing is that there are teams of malicious hackers. These fall into three main camps. Criminals, hostile governments and malicious ne'er do wells who love mayhem. All of these are hugely interested in the potential of AI for making mayhem for us. One of my last big IT jobs was looking at the resilience of a major UK company in the face of a serious, malicious IT attack. My boss had to present a paper at a conference. He asked me to write it for him. I looked at all the ways a hostile intruder may try and get in compromise the company's IT systems. I realised that all sorts of assumptions had been made that were completely ridiculous. The power of an AI system to exploit these weaknesses was simply mind boggling. As a matter of urgency the weakest vulnerabilities were fixed. My boss presented the paper. He said that the room was aghast with the conclusions. Many massive companies, particularly in the US had almost no protections in place beyong basic password controls. To keep a malicious party with an AI running on a super computer at bay, they had no chance.

It lead me to conclude that the West is walking a tightrope blindfolded when it comes to IT security. We can't see the crowd throwing rocks at us. If they all miss, we'll be fine, but we are unprepared for where it hits.

But that is not what interests me most. I believe that we will see a major catastrophy, with loss of life caused by one of these scenarios. And when this happens, we will see a massive re-assessment of our relationship with AI. The thing is, that may happen after the point where we can put the genie in the box. If all the people who AI replaced no longer are around or have the skill sets to clean up the mess, we are in an apocalyptic situation, where we have to keep software running that we cannot trust, to do the basic things our society needs, like keeping the lights on in winter and the water flowing. It will be bad enough if the problems are just down to glitches or hardware problems. If they are down to a malicious actor gaining control of the systems that run our lives, using AI systems that we cannot circumvent, who knows what will happen?

Monday, 10 August 2026

Read this blog and all of your dreams will come true (if that's what you really want!)

Dreams are a funny old thing, aren't they. I have several reoccurring ones. I have dreams that I am back at school, I have dreams that my old bassplayer Paul Hircombe, who passed away in 2012, has come back to life and wants to join the band. I have a dream that Kim Basinger is my girlfriend and her favourite pub is the Railway Tavern in Mill Hill (don't tell the wife, and it's not a rude dream, we just sit there watching football on the telly with her telling me it is more exciting than going out in Hollywood, whilst she drinks pints of bitter). It is funny really because we talk about all of our dreams coming true, but I can't say any of those wold really make me happy, apart from Paul coming back from the dead. In fact it is rare to the point of almost never happening that I have dreams that I would want to come true. Often, I dream that I am single and living in a grotty flat on Mollison way, having made bad life choices. I once had a dream that Bob Marley had come back from the dead and was doing a massive festival in the Totteridge valley. I had been recruited into his band, but I realised that I didn't know any of the songs and I felt like a complete lemon, with all of the world looking on. 

On one occasion I dreamed that Manchester City beat Crystal Palace 3-1. I woke up in the middle of the night in a state of excitement. I woke Clare up and told her to remind me to put some money on it, as they were playing later that day. She was cross but agreed. When the scores came in, she said "Where are you taking me with your winnings" as the score had come up. I had completely forgotten, so hadn't placed a bet and was cross thats he hadn't reminded me. Mind you, I was also pleased that City had one. Perhaps the most shocking case of a dream coming true was a story my Father used to tell. The rear gunner in his Wellington F/O John Charles Murphy told him he'd had a terrible dream. He was dying in flames, having been shot up by a night fighter, over the Ploesti oilfields in Romania. He asked Dad whether they could duck the operation if Ploesti was the target. Dad said no. Sadly, his dream came true. The rest of the crew bailed out, but he couldn't and died.

Over the years there has been much debate as to why we dream. Even dogs dream, as any dog owner will tell you. They will woof and their legs will move. Sometimes they will wake up startled. Psychologists sort of agree that it is the brain running through various difficult scenarios in life, so we are well prepared for them. I guess that if ever Kim Basinger wants to become my girlfriend, I will know where to take her on our first date and what to buy her. I'm less sure I am prepared for Paul to return from the dead and join the band. In the dream it seems like a perfectly ordinary situation, but I can honestly say it would disturb me should it happen. Some people have suggested that dreams are portals into alternative realities where other versions of ourselves exist and different lives are lead. If there is any truth in this, I am glad I am in this version.

What is interesting to me is how many very important people in my life, and many of the things I've done are deleted. Most often I am my teenage self or in my early 20's and the people who appear by and large are figments of my imagination, or people I met very casually. These days I rarely have naughty dreams, which is a great pity, and when I do it is my teenage self and the future has not unfurled in the way that this life has. I often wake up more puzzled than anything, when I try and make sense of the completely ridiculous situations I find myself in. The only real saving grace is that the situations are at times a good inspiration for songs. Not that in the way that  I dream a great tune, but it reminds me of a ridiculous situation that is ripe for a song by The False Dots. One of the most annoying things is occasionally I dream I am working with the band and we are playing an absolutely banging tune, with a nailed on solid gold hook. The trouble is that when I wake up, the riff disappears. It is almost like a wind up. The human mind is a very complicated thing. I am convinced that we do get glimpses into things that are useful, but I think we are all too stupid to use the information properly.

One of the more interesting benefits of AI is ot does actually let you recreate your dreams, or segments of them, if you can remember them and can be bothered to do the storyboard. As I mentioned, I have had many dreams about my schooldays and stern nuns clobbering me. This is not a sexual thing, as people who went to St Vincents Primary School and similar establishments will tell you. To us, they looked and acted like Daleks from Dr Who. They always seemed very stern and miserable when we were at school. I joked to a mate about this a while back and he said "Do you reckon when we go home, they'd put on Ska music on the school record player and skank around to it, because you can't be that miserable all the time". I'd like to think they did and that in their dreams their existence was happier than the grim reality they faced with us every day. I made a little video based on this, using a picture of my old headmistress, Sister Gabriel. I did not do it to be disrespectful. I genuinely hope that somewere in her life was a bit of happiness that she never shared with us kids. Sadly, in her real life, she left a shadow that still gives me nightmares. When people say "I hope all your dreams come true", she is the one who always makes me think 'I bloody well hope not'. 

In the bible, there were plenty of examples of the Angel of The Lord coming to various people with messages and missions in dreams. As a fairly sceptical person, this does trouble me, as some of the most central planks of the worlds greatest religion are based on such dreams. If the Good Lord came to me in a dream and set me a mission, that was vital to humanity, I do worry that the message would meet the same fate as the message about Man City winning 3-1. I'd awake being terribly excited, then forget all about it. 

In the title of this blog, I promised you that all of your dreams will come true, if that is what you really want. Of course it is not in my remit to grant that wish, but if you could have all of your actual dreams come true in your life (without the power to stop the ones you don't like coming true), would you really want it. I know very few people who would take it. Of course there is the odd one that would be pretty nice, but if we had to take all of them, no thanks!