Friday, 22 June 2012

The Friday Joke - 22/6/2012

Having got up at 6am to sort out kids, drop at school for bus strike, then go to Brighton (thanks for the lift Mags) for the screening & Q&A of "A Tale of Two Barnets", then got back for 7pm to do a voiceover for a radio commercial, then been for a quick curry, I've not had much time for blogging today. However we do like our Friday joke at the Barnet Eye, so here it is.


On the first day,God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years.

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking, how about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

And God said that it was good.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God, again said that it was good.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed it was good.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch.

(Courtesey of Alan Dickenson)

Thursday, 21 June 2012

The Barnet Eye calls on all musicians, music lovers and decent human beings to support the campaign to free Pussy Riot in Russia

As a punk rock musician, studio owner and human being, I am asking everyone who believes in freedom of artistic expression to support the campaign to free the Russian feminst Punk Rock band Pussy Riot - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussy_Riot. The Telegraph yesterday reported that the band has been locked up by the Russiabn Government "for their own good" for hooliganism and face 7 years in Prison. Their crime? Writing a song imploring the Virgin Mary to banish Vladimir Putin. A website has been set up to support the band - http://freepussyriot.org/

This blog believes that nobody should ever be arrested for such a crime. We call on all musicians across the globe and everyone who believes in artistic integrity to join the campaign to free the band. Please forward the details of this campaign to all your friends.

Viva la Rock !

A ghost in the Barnet Council machine

A very odd thing happened last night at the meeting of Barnet Council Cabinet meeting. A senior Conservative Barnet Councillor, Hugh Rayner of Hale Ward gave a presentation to the committee about the package of measures that the Council had announced for helping young people not in education, employment or training. Councillor Rayner opened his preamble by saying to the committee that he supported the points made in my question and the committee also concurred.

Even more strange was the fact that he wasn't immediately dragged from the building and hung drawn and quartered (or the One Barnet equivalent, which is to be stripped of his allowances). Whilst many Barnet Conservative Councillors have privately stated that they agree with much of what I've said on certain issues (although not with the strident tone of this blog), the words "I agree with Mr Tichborne" have hither to been tantamount to blasphemy.

One question I've been repeatedly asked (often by friends who really should know better) is whether the Barnet Eye is really written by me (apart from the guest blogs). Of course it is. Much of the material is given to me, but I use what I want, leave out what I want and format it how I want. No one gives me a penny for writing the Barnet Eye (apart from the click through's from the adverts from Google). I have long suspected that certain Conservatives have completely misunderstood the motivation for writing this blog.

Lets get a few things sorted out.

a) I don't write the blog because I want a career in Politics. I don't. I stood for the council in 2010 because I was asked to and was reluctant. I would not rule out standing again if local people  thought I could do something useful. Many people have expressed regret that I was not elected, not because they agreed with my politics, but because they thought I may shake a few things up and would be honest.

b) No one pays me to write opinions and everything I write is what I actually believe. Some of the things I advocate are what I see as the best feasable option rather than what I would subscribe to in a perfect world.

c) I don't go looking for stories or making things up for the sake of it. People have suggested that I sometimes display some "artistic license" in what I report people as having told me. Actually I only probably report 5% of what people actually tell me. For instance, after the council meeting, a group of Barnet bloggers adjourned to the pub. We were told a horrible tale of woe, but asked not to report it, due to possible repercussions for the person involved. This happens more often than you could possibly believe. I know for a fact that people have given me "duff information" at times to cause trouble. Usually I spot this, but sometimes it only becomes clear weeks, months or years later. I also have chosen to not publish stuff, because I've not been sure of the accuracy.

d) I don't bear a personal grudge against certain Barnet Councillors. I have documentary proof that two Barnet Conservative Councillors have publicly lied in their dealings with me. On both occasions this has been documented at length in this blog. Strangely enough, I have no personal animosity against them for their actions. I believe that they have let themselves and the people who elect them down. I believe that this should be brought to as wide a public audience as possible. I do not however hope they fall under a bus. I just hope that they will see the error of their ways and behave better in future. It may be a hard thing for many of the readers of this blog to read, but on a personal level, I think a majority of the Barnet Councillors of all parties are nice people. I don't necessarily think they do a great job, but is being bad at your job really a reason to be disliked? I do however also understand the local people who absolutely hate their guts for the way they have behaved towards the people they care for.

e) I am not a Trotskyite revolutionary. I don't belong to any political party. I was a member of the Labour party for 30 years and a member of the Lib Dems for two years. I have voted for both parties in the past. I have never voted Conservative. I travelled extensively in the 1980's in Eastern Europe, visiting Hungary, Czechoslovakia, the USSR and Lithuania (illegally) under Communist rule. It became clear to me that the Soviet style of Communism was a complete failure for the average man in the street. It was also an extremely dishonest form of government. This view was reinforced when the USSR disintegrated and Russian friends were able to speak honestly about the system. Of all the systems I've experienced, in my opinion the Swedish model circa 1981/2 was the best. Many people who talk about these systems have absolutely no concept of what the countries were really like and didn't know any ordinary people who lived there. Witnessing repression taught me to value personal freedom. I run my own business, employ people and benefit from the labours of my work as well as my staff. I go to Church with my family on a Sunday and I sent my children to faith schools. I am most certainly politically and socially on the left, but not on the hard left.

f) I don't care what people say about me. One charge that has been thrown at me was that I was "thin skinned" for reporting Councillor Brian Coleman to Barnet Council Standards Committee for personally abusing me. They felt I should have taken it, as I dished it out in my blog. This argument is wholly spurious and completely misses the point. Brian Coleman had signed up to uphold the standards of Barnet Council. He broke the rules. I didn't want him to be thrown out of office, but I did believe that someone who sends abusive emails in the manner he did was not fit to be Mayor of Barnet. My daughter received an award from the Mayor during his term and I didn't attend, as I had not wished to embarrass her. I missed a very proud moment for my daughter, purely because the encumbant mayor could not behave himself. I happened to know of other cases where Councillor Coleman abused people and had got away with it. I felt that this could not continue. Sadly it has and he has been recently found guilty of a similar offence, with a similar outcome (nothing happened). The good thing is that when the people of Barnet had the opportunity to pass judegment on Coleman at the GLA election, they threw him out of office. If Brian Coleman wants to give me a mouthful of abuse in private, that is fine. He may get a mouthful back.

You may wonder why I've chosen today to make these points. Well it seems to me that Barnet Council is changing. It seems to me that our councillors are finally waking up to the fact that all is not right and there are problems. Councillor Rayner also criticised aspects of the One Barnet program for relocating jobs out of Barnet. Councillor Cornelius stated that Councillors would be mad to ignore the APSE report. The Barnet Trades Unions have publicly committed to working with APSE and Barnet Council to improve efficiency if the council reconsiders it's mass outsourcing One Barnet program. It strikes me that this means that Barnet Council actually has the opportunity to save the Taxpayer a stack of cash, in a very low risk manner.

As no business case has ever been published for the One Barnet Program and APSE have deemed it a "very risky approach" it would seem sensible to use this moment to pause for thought and just see if there is a better way. By all means outsource if the figures stack up and a good case can be made, but in house teams have to compete on a level playing field. I wanted to emphasise that I write the blog because I want Barnet to be a better place and I want the people of Barnet to get the best possible deal for their tax. The causes this blog supports are :-

a) Freedom for individuals
b) Social justice for all, especially those unable to fight for themselves
c) Value for money for the taxpayer
d) Decent working conditions for all people in employment
e) A decent education and good job opportunities for young people
f) A council which listens to the people who par for it.

Now if any of these aspirations set me out as a dangerous madman, then so be it. I am starting to be a little bit more hopeful that Councillor Rayners comments indicate that in actual fact our local councillors have twigged that I may actually be saying something worth listening to occasionally.

Wednesday, 20 June 2012

Barnet Council Cabinet - All very civilised in the Post Brian Coleman world

Tonight was a minor milestone in the evloving history of the Barnet Council Conservative Council. It was the first cabinet meeting of the Post Brian Coleman, Post Brunswick Park byelection era. Oddly it seems as if Richard Cornelius actually seems to be the Leader now. He's the fourth Leader of the Barnet Eye era. The others were Freer, Hillan and Harper (although Harper wasn't really leader, he was just Hillans stand in).

Freer was the opposite of Richard Cornelius as Leader. He would fidget wildly when under pressure. His right leg would deliver a mind of its own. At cabinet meetings his eyes would scour the room room, seemingly trying to wither enemies with a hostile stare. He gave the impression of not being comfortable with power but enjoying the trappings immensely. I would often ask cabinet questions, Freer would attempt to be as dismissive and patronising as possible. I soon found his weakness when following up with the subsidiary question. Freer hated people laughing at him. This was his achillies heel. Out of respect to Lynne Hillan RIP, I'll keep my own counsel about her tenure. Andrew Harper was jovial enough, but not comfortable in the job. He became tetchy. He is far happier as a cabinet member. He has returned to his former reasonably likeable persona. Which brings us to Richard Cornelius, the current incumbant. He is always civil, polite and friendly to the public. No hostile stares, just a warm smile and a friendly greeting. He is the opposite of Freer, comfortable with power, but seemingly not really enjoying it. He is never patronising or dismissive. His tacticc for dealing with questions is to agree with the questioner. Freer would employ a mean device to get rid of public questioners. He would suddenly interject "No" as they spoke. He would then dismiss them and tell them he'd answered their supplimentary. Richard Cornelius would never do such a thing. Tonight he did his best to agree with all of the points in my public question. He also doesn't mind it when people laugh at him. In fact he joins in. People are given a fair crack of the whip and then go on their way.

It seems to me that he's twigged something Freer never really got. That is the fact that you can't control the general public. You are better to go along with them at these meetings, because that way you get less hassle in the long run. The entire meeting took a mere 43 minutes. at seventeen minutes to eight, Councillor Cornelius wrapped things up. 43 Minutes to take public questions, debate policy on helping young people back into education, discussing schools policy and discussing the regeneration of Church End in Finchley.

What did we learn? Well there were two interesting parts of answers. In response to my question, the Leader agreed that small business should be engaged when drawing up council policies which are aimed at the sector. He also agreed that the One Barnet program needed to be open to small business (although I'll believe that when I see it). He also told Mr Ron Cohen that the council would be crazy to ignore the APSE report.

The really important question to be answered is this. Now that the cabinet have agreed these points, what will they do about them? We await the answer.

Ukraine 0 - 1 England

Last night we had the third of Englands three qualifying games. We all knew the maths, a point would see us through and a better result than France would see us top the group and play Italy rather than Spain in the quarter finals. Perhaps a true reflection of the relative strengths of France and England could be gauged when  an Italian friend wished me luck earlier and said that "All Italy was hoping for an England win".

When the match kicked off, it soon became clear what Roy Hodgson's game plan was. Sit back, restrict Ukraine to pot shots and then hope that the superior finishing powers of England would prevail. Thus it transpired. I wondered whether the injury to Frank Lampard was a belssing in disguise. Not only does Steven Gerard seem rejuvinated, but our luck has changed. Now it is England getting the benefit of dodgy decisions, when balls are clearly over the line. I have much sympathy for Ukraine. When Lampard "scored", there wasn't a bloke standing two yards away on the line with a flag. I wonder if that particular man will be featured in a specsavers ad. The match also saw the return of the Handsome Prince, Wayne Rooney. Adding to the feeling that Hodgson is a lucky manager, he scored a goal which even my mum could have scored, although to be fair to Rooney, he was in the right place at the right time, which is something beyond some of Englands former centre forwards. 

How good are England? Well they scored three goals against Sweden, France couldn't manage one. They beat Ukraine on their own turf and they got a score draw with France. They have also had credible shouts for penalties turned down in all games. Are France worse than we thought? I suspect that we will only really know after they face Spain. I think that may be the game of the Tournament. 

I am extremely pleased for Roy Hodgson. We shouldn't underestimate the job he's done. He had no time at all to prepare the squad and has only worked with a handful of players (those at Liverpool) previously. He has managed to fashion a well organised and disciplined side, who hold a tight line and fashion decent goalscoring chances against more than decent sides. Although Ukraine had  a lot of pressure, they only had one chance which you'd reasonably have expected a decent striker to finish. 

Perhaps the biggest lesson from yesterdays game wasn't for England or even the Ukraine. It was for Sepp Blatter, who has resisted goal line technology. His idiotic position is now completely exposed. How many more important games will have their outcome altered by this mans Luddite stupidity?

If you care about Education in Barnet join us at Hendon Town Hall tonight


If you care about your childrens education in Barnet, you really should come along to Hendon Town Hall tonight. The cabinet of Barnet Council are debating a "new process" for opening local schools. The scheme is touted to be  a new local process. If you read what it actually entails it is nothing of the sort. Here is the description of the process, from the Barnet Council document describing it
9. BACKGROUND INFORMATION  
9.1 As of 1 February 2012 Schedule 11 of the Education Act 2011 came into force followed by non-statutory guidance, published on 29 May 2012, on establishing a new school. Where a Local Authority proposes that a new school is needed, the Local Authority must first invite proposals for the establishment of an Academy or free school. The Local Authorities should be clear about the type of academy/Free School they wish to see established and should take steps to ensure that the Department for Education and groups or organisations that might be interested in establishing the new school are aware of the opportunity.   
9.2 Local Authorities should assess the proposals they receive and may state a preference, which the Secretary of State will take into consideration when deciding whether or not to enter into a Funding Agreement with any of the proposers. 
9.3 The Council has a statutory duty to ensure that sufficient schools for providing primary and secondary education are available in the area. As such, it may prove necessary to commission new schools to meet additional demand, for example from births, migration or new housing development.   
Proposed local process 
9.4 Barnet has a number of regeneration and development schemes that will require new educational provision over the coming years, including Mill Hill East, Brent Cross Cricklewood and Colindale. Proposed local process  
9.5 In line with non statutory guidance, it is proposed to operate a local process for commissioning new schools as follows.   

9.6 For each new school commissioned by the Council, a report to Cabinet Resources committee will set out: i) the requirements in relation to the size and type of school;
ii) the factors that will be taken into account when choosing a preferred
proposer.

9.7 The type of educational provision required will differ, for example, depending on whether a new school is needed to meet the needs of existing residents or new residents. However, the requirements are likely to include the size and type of school, proposed opening date, and need for community facilities. The equirements will be informed by Area Action Plans and other strategic documents as appropriate.  
9.8 Some common factors to be considered are likely to include: ability to deliver the stated requirements specifically in relation to size and type of school; strength of educational vision; track record of success; inclusive practices and provision for pupils with differing abilities; commitment to community provision; and educational and financial capability.   
9.9 Following approval, expressions of interest will be sought and proposers will be given a minimum of six weeks to respond.   
9.10 A stakeholder group will be convened by the Children’s Trust Board to consider responses and, together with the Cabinet Member for Education, Children and Families, make a recommendation on the preferred proposal to Cabinet Resources Committee. The preferred proposal would then be put forward to the Department for Education for final approval. 

What struck me as I read through this document was a) the lack of any meaningful detail and b) the lack of any proposals to engage with local residents in the development of such schools. Have Barnet Council learned nothing from the Mill Hill Etz Chaim fiasco, where the opening of a new Free School building is still being held up by a legal challenge from local residents, a year after the work was scheduled to start.

The lessons of Etz Chaim are easy to learn

1) Involve the local community in decisions
2) Conduct your business in an open and transparent manner
3) Don't tell porkies to local residents

Sadly the new process flies in the face of these lessons, if anything making the process even more opaque. Residents will get a  mere six weeks to register their concerns. There is no definition of what "stakeholder group" is, but you can bet your bottom dollar that it wouldn't include something like the Mill Hill Action Group, which collected thousands of petitioners signatures.

When I read the recent Etz Chaim planning papers, I was astounded to see that Barnet Council did not consider the elderly residents of Marshall Homes to be "local residents" even though they live around the corner and the Garden Centre was their nearest shop. In Barnet, we have smoke and mirrors consultation. I did not sign the petition to keep the Garden Centre, but if I had I would not have been considered a "local resident" even though we go past it every day when walking the dog.

The "minimum six weeks" period is instructive. In Barnet, all contentious decisions are always announced at the start of the summer holidays, when opposition is hard to organise. Brian Coleman did this trick with the abolition of Pay and Display. A minimum of three months would be appropriate, as people have to do research, get legal advice and make their neighbours aware.

Anyone who has followed the Etz Chaim fiasco, whether a supporter or opponent of the school should think that there are lessons to be learned. Is there no one in Barnet Council who has the sense to convene a meeting with the various parties involved to improve the process.

If you have the time, I'd advise you to come down and see how the cabinet of Barnet Council make such important decisions. You may be in for a shock. The meeting is at Hendon Town Hall and starts at 7pm.


Tuesday, 19 June 2012

Fixtures announced - Barnet vs Nick Walkley

Yesterday was the day all football fans have been waiting for. No not Spain vs Croatia, the league fixture list. For us lucky residents in Barnet, there is a far more important fixture being played. This particular game has been going on for a couple of years and shows no signs of ending. It is not 11 vs 11 but appears to be 1 vs 320,000. Worst of all the 1 person seems to be winning. I talk about none other than Nick "The ego has landed" Walkley.

I bumped into a friend who works for Barnet Council last night, at the local M&S. They told me a truly bizarre story, which I wouldn't have believed if it wasn't for the fact that the said person is a very responsible and sensibile individual, who's job requires a degree of discretion and trustworthyness. "I read your blog about the APSE seminar and the people who were attending it. Did you know that there are rumours that Richard Cornelius sent Sachin Rajput along, because Nick Walkley had banned him from attending". I asked the obvious question "Who told you this?" I got the obvious reply "Nick thinks that Corny sent Rajput along to see what it was all about, he is really pissed off". I said "hang on a second, I thought Richard Cornelius was Walkleys boss. He should be able to do what he likes". The reply was rather disturbing "You really don't understand Barnet then, do you". So I asked "Did you witness all of this?". The answer came back "The penny has finally dropped in Barnet. Many people who thought One Barnet wouldn't affect them have suddenly twigged that they could be out on their ear in a few months. What has happened in legal has shaken everyones trust in the executives" (Barnet legal has been flogged off to Labour Harrow Council and many staff have found that they have been effectively demoted. Others are now faced with an extra hours journey each way to work). 

Now I've no way of knowing whether this analysis is true, but lets consider the facts. Had Walkley been enthusiastic about the APSE seminar, he would have encouraged Cornelius and the rest of his team to attend. They could have then had a proper discussion about the relative merits of the proposals. Had no senior Tories attended, then it would have been quite clear that they had boycotted the seminar on a party line. The fact that Sachin Rajput, a senior cabinet member attended, can only indicate that the political administration was, if nothing else, curious to find out what was being proposed. The idea that Rajput went along without Cornelius blessing is, quite frankly, ridiculous. The choice of Rajput to attend is also rather interesting. Unlike some of his colleagues, Rajput is not particularly ideologically motivated. He has a far greater appreciation of detail than many of his colleagues and would listen and process the information properly. Richard Cornelius knows that Rajput is far more likely than his cabinet colleagues to give him an honest opinion of whether there was some merit in what APSE were proposing. The other attendee of the seminar from the Conservative side was Councillor Lisa Rutter. As the outgoing Mayor, she is also one of the most sensible and likeable Conservative councillors. If I was Cornelius and I had to send along a couple of people to check it out, I'd pick these two. They are both discreet and open minded about the issues facing Barnet. I could quite imagine Richard Cornelius adjourning to a quiet corner of a local hostelry with them to ask their opinion and to get it. 

It is 100% clear to everyone who knows the history and the politics of Barnet, that the One Barnet program is officer lead. Nick Walkley sees it as the way to make his name as a CEO and to make his CV bomb proof. There is widespread hostility to the program in the Barnet Council workforce and the wider community. Even Conservative Councillors are deeply worried about many aspects of it. The more in touch ones realise that it is likley to cost them the adminstration in 2014, as the One Barnet program gives the opposition a cause to rally around. The early examples of the program have been a disaster. So far it has been a complete disaster. Four years into the program, millions have been spent and no savings at all delivered. The political whirlwind has started with the outsourcing of the parking contract to NSL. The Barnet Eye is hoping to publish details of a very interesting story in relation to this later this week. What is clear is that wardens are behaving ever more aggressively as targets have to be met. 

The bottom line with all of this is that the Leader of the Council, Richard Cornelius is the democratically elected figurehead of Barnet Council. The 320,000 people of Barnet put him in the job and gave him his £37,000 allowance for one reason. This is to make sure the executive of Barnet Council act in the interests of the people of Barnet. There are no circumstances where the Executive should ever be in a position to "tell the Leader what to do". If there is any truth whatsoever in the story I was told, then in effect we've had a coup d'etat in Barnet and the 320,000 people of Barnet are being failed. 

For the avoidance of doubt, lets just remind ourselves what the APSE seminar was all about. They promote excellence in public services and were outlining ways to cut costs and save the taxpayer money. I cannot understand why the Leadership of the Council and the Executive weren't falling over themselves to at least hear the ideas being suggested. As it stands, the best we can hope for is that when Councillors Rutter and Rajput had their little chat with the Council Leader, they gave him an honest and frank assessment of what they heard. 

The time has come for the Leadership of Barnet Council to do what it says on the tin. They should show leadership and start acting in the interests of the people of Barnet. It is their job to make sure that the CEO, Mr Nick Walkley acts in the best interests of the people of Barnet, not in the best interest of his CV. 

Barnet FC kick this season off with a trip to Port Vale. I hope Barnet Council kick the season off with a journey back to sanity. 
 

Monday, 18 June 2012

Stalinism is alive and well in Barnet (Part 37)


In Barnet there are a small group of hardened nuisance drinkers, who regularly make local residents life miserable. There are a  whole range of measures that the authorities could use to address these. The licensing act stipulates that anyone selling alcohol to someone where there is likely to be public disorder is likely to loose their license. I wonder if any branch of any major supermarket, discounting super strength lagers has ever lost its license for these reasons. There are a whole host of other rules and regulations which also already exist that could be used, if the authorities were minded to use them. They could issue ASBO's, they could invoke the laws on littering. They could use all manner of other means to move people on.

Unfortunately the plethora of laws already in existence isn't enough. Mr Mustard has written an excellent blog detailing how Barnet plan to ban public drinking across the Borough - http://lbbspending.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/lamb-to-slaughtered.html. When my mother was alive and in her 80's we'd occasionally take her for a picnic. This involved a nice glass of wine and a few sandwiches. She would now be prohibited from doing this, because some idiot has decided that she would be a "threat to public order". What about the street parties for the Queens Jubilee? 

In my youth, a few of us would often gather at sunset, drink a few cans of lager and play guitar and other instruments at the Millfield in Mill Hill. As I was raised to clear up my mess, we'd always leave the site spotless. We'd not disturb anyone and often passers by of all ages would join us for a chat, sometimes our mums and dads, brothers and sisters, aunties and uncles would nip up. Sometimes we'd precede the beers and sing song with a kickabout. On one occasion, an Ethiopian student, working at the NIMR on the Ridgeway stood watching us play football. Eventually we asked him to join in. At the end of the game, we invited him to join our picnic and have a few beers. He'd been in the UK for three months and he said he was overwhelmed by our kindness and friendship. He regularly joined us for a kickabout after that. One of my friends bought him some football boots as he couldn't afford his own. We'd always take him along to the pub after for a beer. He explained his government only paid him £30 a week and nearly all of that went on food and lodgings. We all felt duty bound to show him the best side of the English people and drinking culture. When he went back to Ethiopia, he told us that he'd come to England believing that the English were standoffish and slightly racist. He told us he was going home with his eyes opened. In return, he gave me a fascination for Ethiopian culture and music. A fair exchange brought about by our time drinking and chatting. 



Sure there are issues with some people and the way they drink, but this ban is throwing the baby out with the bathwater. A summer picnic is one of the finest joys of our beautiful city, our beautiful Borough and our beautiful parks. The ridiculous thing is that the ban won't work for the people it is intended for exactly the same reason the existing laws don't. No self respecting copper ever arrests anyone who is blind drunk unless they have committed a serious offence. All they do is throw up everywhere, drive everyone else in the cells and the station bonkers and generally be a pain in the arse. The next day they are invariably let out when they sober up anyway. What will happen is that the rest of us, the law abiding residents of Barnet will just have yet another pseudo Stalinist constraint put on our behaviour. 


Just to put some context on this, I was on the tube recently coming back from a football match. Approx 30 fans of a northern team entered the carriage all drinking lager and singing raucous songs. Now as we all know Boris has banned this from the Underground, but did any of the attending Police lift a finger? Of course not. It was far easier just to let the relatively good humoured mob drin their cans and go home as quickly as possible. I have no doubt that if a little old lady had been seen swigging a bottle of gin the next day, a completely different response would have happened. Sadly I think we are developing into a society which is like a corporate playground bully. Petty laws are dreamed up for those who will put up with them. At the same time a whole different strata of soceity exists which laughs at them and completely does what it likes. 

Until I hear some sensible plans for addressing that issue, I would really rather these jumped up local tyrants shut up and stopped interfering with how the rest of us live our law abiding and well behaved lives.

APSE presentation on improving efficiency at Barnet Council


On Thursday, the Association of Public Service Excellence hosted a seminar on improving efficiency within Barnet Council. All of the Barnet Councillors were invited to attend. Two other sessions had previously been held. I emailed all of the Barnet Councillors to ask if they planned attending and said I'd post up their responses. I detailed the seminar in this blog - http://barneteye.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/how-many-barnet-councillors-care-about.html

19 out of 22 Labour councillors attended, 5 out of 39 Conservatives and no Liberal Democrats.

Of Labour:

Alex Brodkin; Claire Farrier; Charlie O’Macauley, Geoff Johnson; Gill Sergeant; Zakia Zubari,
Julie Johnson; Agnes Slocombe, Ansuya Sodha, Jim Tierney; Ross Houston, Geof Cooke; Anne Hutton; Alan Schneiderman, Arjun Mittra; Alison Moore, Pauline Coakley-Webb; Barry Rawlings,
Andreas Ioannidis

Of the Conservatives  – Mark Shooter, Brian and Kate Salinger, Sachin Rajput and Lisa Rutter.

I received a read receipt from 32 Barnet Councillors. The following Councillors had the courtesy to explain the genuine reasons why they could not attend. 

Lib Dems - Jack Cohen (planning Meeting), Lord Palmer & Suzette Palmer (other engagement) - Lord Palmer explained that he was not a One Barnet fan and would probably agree with all APSE's suggestions.

Conservative - Sury Khatri (other engagement), Reuben Thompstone (other Engagement), David Longstaffe (family engagement).

 Councillor Jack Cohen of the Lib Dems made the point that the presentation clashed with the planning committee, where there was important business being discussed. The members of the committee are:


I cannot see the minutes to see who attended. I will update accordingly when I have checked.



A special mention must be made for Councillor Maureen Braun, who I received this from. 

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It seems that Councillor Braun is not even interested enough in efficiency at Barnet Council to bother reading an eamil about it. I sincerely hope that the voters of her ward in Hendon are aware of this attitude. 

Metropolitan Police release crime figures for Barnet by twitter


There are some very interesting tweets this morning from the Metropolitan Police in Barnet. These reveal some (on the face of it) encouraging trends in crime figures in Barnet.

https://twitter.com/MPSBarnet/status/214636996101029889

 crime figures for the year so far. Robbery down 19% Burglary down 12% Vehicle crime down 14% Assault with injury down 19%.

 other crime figures. Domestic violence up 3% Youth violence down 18% Racist/Religious crime down 15% & Knife crime down 1%

Even the figures which are up, for domestic violence, may actually indicate a positive trend as people are becoming less inclined to cover up abuse. Of course, there is much analysis to be done to make proper sense of the figures, but it appears that the Met are doing something right in Barnet.

Good news all round it seems. The Barnet police twitter feeds is one of the more interesting to follow, Highly recommended. There are also a couple of interesting tweets regarding internet fraud.

https://twitter.com/MPSBarnet/status/214625920919683073
New week on  & a new week people will pay thousands of pounds to internet scammers. A Transfer direct to a bank account is risky!


https://twitter.com/MPSBarnet/status/214627407490060288
 financial unit holding thousands of pounds seized from internet fraudsters. But probably many more have been conned & lost money!