Saturday, 28 September 2013

The Saturday List #44 - Five rules to remember for life


1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a
Rolls Royce than at a bus stop.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when
they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

Bonus: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one,
when he was shot by the woman's husband

1 comment:

caroline said...

You've missed the most important, spotted by my youngest son at the age of 3: 'If you have diarrhoea, don't f**t'