Friday, 8 August 2014

The Friday Joke - 08/08/2014

As it's friday here's the joke. This one made me snigger at the pub earlier

Q: What looks like half a cat? A: The other half!

And here's another one for good value

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a Siberian Lynx in the front seat. "What are you doing with that Siberian Lynx?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." 
The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the cat again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that cat to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going back again today!"
Have a nice weekend

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