Friday, 11 January 2019

The Friday Joke 11/01/2019 - Time for some Rubbish Jokes in Barnet

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Now we are back into what the Roman Catholic church call "Ordinary Time" after the Xmas frivolities, we are back into the normal cycle of weekly blogs, which means that it's Friday so it's time for a joke!

In Barnet the hot topic is bin collections. I was challenged by one of my friends to come up with a joke about what was happening in Barnet that was actually funny. Of course, if none of your refuse has been collected for weeks and it is starting to emit a bit of a pongy niff, you probably won't appreciate it, but here goes.

The Leader of Barnet Council, Richard Cornelius, passes away after a long illustrious life of public service and finds himself at the Pearly Gates, stood before St Peter.

 St Peter asks him his name and what he's done with his life, so that he can work out where to put him.

Richard replies "I'm Richard Cornelius and I was the Leader of Barnet Council" St Peter says to him "Oh, Ok. Yes I can see your name. He then says "Ok, before I let you come in and give you your harp and cloud, we are giving special people a chance to have a look at the other place"

Richard is quite disturbed and says "You mean hell? Why would I want to go there?"

St Peter responds "Well some people feel that it has had a bad press and is actually quite a nice place. If you don't like it you can come up here and assume your place here".

Richard thinks to himself "I've always been curious what its like". So he says "Ok, I'll have a look".

When he get's down there, he is shocked to find a mssive party going on. Satan, unlike the biblical portrayals, is a lovely charming chap and he says "Come in, some of your friends are here. There they all are. They are eating, drinking and generally having a whale of a time". Richard is confused and says to the Prince of Darkness "This is amazing, how come they don't tell you in the bible it's like this?" Satan responds "Oh we don't want everyone coming in, just those who fit in. All of that nonsense is just to keep the plebs out. Do you really think I'd get kicked out of heaven to live in a $hitehole?". Richard is amazed, but it makes perfect sense. 

Then Satan says "Right, you've got to go back and tell St Peter your choice".

Richard makes his way back and says "Sorry, I really like the look of heaven, but it's great down there, all my friends are there and it is great fun". St Peter looks truly sad and says "Ok, just sign here".

At that Richard is transported back. However all of his friends are no longer having a party. Their clothes are torn and dishevelled. They are covered in sores. He is taken to the largest pile of garbage he's ever seen, with vicious rats running around sinking their teeth into the poor souls, who are throwing the endless piles of rubbish onto a massive burning fire. Demons make sure there is no let up, prodding the poor souls with huge spears when a rest is taken".

Satan says "RIGHT OFF YOU GO, WELCOME TO HELL!"

Richard turned to him and said "Hang on, where is the party, why is it not like what you promised".

Satan turned to Richard and laughed "Do you remember when you wrote the Barnet Conservatives manifesto in 2017? Remember the promises, bins emptied, finances run properly. Surely you of all people would realise that you never tell the truth to the mugs until you've got their vote in the bag. Off you go now".

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For the purposes of clarity, we rather like Richard and has friends and we are sure that St Peter will usher them straight to their cloud and harp with no detours on route when the sad day comes. This is just a joke (we hope). 

Wednesday, 9 January 2019

Correction - The Midland Hotel Campaign

An inadvertent error crept into my blog on 4th January which I would like to correct, specifically concerning the paragraph referring to the Midland Hotel. I have been asked by Campaigners connected with the Campaign to Save The Midland, who have requested the following correction be published.
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The campaign for the all important ACV (Asset of Community Value) for the pub  was spearheaded by Cllr Helene Richman. Cllr Richman worked tirelessly to encourage residents, made sure she listened carefully to our concerns and took it upon herself to visit the planning offices to check up on the application in the early days. She also took time off work to meet the pub licensee to work on the ACV, contacted various residents who she thought might be of help, visited the pub premises to see the lay of the land so that she knew what she was helping to fight for and attended the Barnet Eye gig at the pub in October to promise her support to residents. She also was asked to speak at the ACV committee meeting on behalf of the community. She also wrote a passionate and strong support letter for the ACV and spoke to many of her colleagues to explain the pub's dilemma. Her council maiden speech was about the importance of the pub in her ward and her vision to make the pub central to West Hendon's regeneration. . 

Cllr Saira Don of West Hendon has also been involved and was an early campaigner.  Hendon MP Dr Matthew Offord has been a key supporter and attended a meeting with the leaseholder John Teahan, local activists and Cllrs Richman and Don. He also sent in a letter in support of the ACV to the committee which decided to list it. 

The ACV covers the hotel and pub, the building itself, the garden and some surrounding curtillage. It is an important listing and is renewable in 5 years provided we can show evidence in support. The Campaign for our beloved pub continues!
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How can you trust Barnet Council when they can't tell the truth about litter and flytipping

I am speechless and enraged this morning. There is an article published yesterday in the Barnet Times in which Barnet Council claim that they were not made aware of flytipping in Goodwyn Avenue, NW7.

As you can see from this succession of twitter messages, they were first notified on 29th  December


For clarity, this is what Barnet Council told the local paper
As to the awful state of bin collections and the massive cock up the Council have made, they put out a press release on the 4th. You will be pleased to know that everything is now back to normal
We apologise for any delays in completing your recycling and waste collections. Collections are running half a day behind schedule in some areas.
This week we did have staffing shortages on Monday, and as a result a number of collections remained outstanding at the end of the day. We are prioritising any collections that were not completed in line with the revised festive period schedule and will then focus on carrying out the collections due today. Please put your bin out on your revised collection day this week and we will collect on this day or within 24 hours. We will be working later into the evenings and throughout the weekend to complete collections.
Next week, collection schedules return to normal. We have allocated additional resources and expect to carry out Monday collections as per normal schedule. You can check your correct collection day using the calendar sent to households in October 2018, or by using the bin collection date checker.
Remember – we will be collecting real Christmas trees between 6 January and 3 February 2019 if left out by your bin on your collection day.
Let me tell you a little story about what is going on. I was chatting to a customer on our industrial estate where my business is. Our bill was sitting there full to brimming. Most unexpectedly, a Barnet Council bin lorry appeared (it's not our normal day). The crew looked rather perplexed and asked us if they were at a specific location (which is a couple of miles away), in a different industrial estate. I said no, but looked it up on Google maps for them. I then asked if they could collect our rubbish, which they cheerfully obliged. They told me that the new rounds are a nightmare and they don't have a clue where half the places are. This is over two months since the rounds were introduced.

It is now clear to me that the whole issue has been mismanaged. In this day when we all have mobile phone apps to tell us where we are going, how can the council possibly have crews driving aimlessly around, being miles from where they should be?

Do you want to know what this chaos looks like?





The purpose of the bin reorganisation was allegedly to save money. Edgware Councillor Linda Freedman posted this update on the Edgware Families Facebook Group (a closed group - if you are an Edgware resident I suggest you join) web page today



I have just received this from Barnet Head of Street Scene:
"Really sorry for all of the missed collections in your area.
We are having a much better week this week – we have deployed additional resources and are fully up to date with Monday and Tuesdays collections. We will have a full service operating tomorrow that will be capable of collection all of Thursdays work, along with any excess material that we didn’t collect last week."

It is good that Linda has bothered to post an update for her ward. I am intrigued by the promise of extra resources. I've emailed the CEO of Barnet Council to clarify what they areas this is clearly a matter of interest. Have they brought contractors in to sort the issue out? Whilst this would probably be a sensible short term plan to clear the backlog, it will destroy any savings and is a form of privatisation by the back door.

It seems to me that if the bin reorganisation was for cost savings, then we are in for a massive tax hike to pay to clear the mess up. This tweet reminds us of the Barnet Tories promises at the election in May

Can you trust the council? I'll leave you to decide

Tuesday, 8 January 2019

What does the Barnet Conservatives Twitter feed tell us about the local party?

If you really want to know what the values, work ethic and level of social engagement of our local Conservatives are, you need look no further than their twitter feed. Let's start off with the banner.

Barnet Tories Poster Boy
The main banner is a picture of Boris Johnson. As every Barnet Tory will know, Boris Johnson quit the cabinet six months ago in protest at Theresa May's plan to quit the EU. He is the poster boy of the hard Brexit elements of The Conservative Party. I find it extraordinary that the Barnet Tories have chosen him as their image, especially as Barnet is a strongly remain area. One can only conclude that this is a hard Tory right Two fingers up to everyone else. Given that two of the three local Tory MP's are hard Brexiteers (Matthew Offord and Theresa Villiers, no one really knows what Mike Freer's position is anymore. He capaigned to remain). Anyone who is considering supporting The Tories should be aware of where the local party stands.

And what is their most important message? It is typical for such organisations to pin a tweet at the top of their feed to state what they think is the most important current message. Agin this is quite interesting.



This was placed on May 4th. One would have thought that with the current chaos in the bin collections etc, the huge financial black hole, the massive Capita Fraud case, mass flytippings and the terrible state of our roads and pavements, they might have put something slightly more relevant and credible up at some point in the last seven months.

You may wonder what they do post? If they've not updated their pinned tweet in the last seven months have they tweeted anything? The answer is yes, they tweet constantly. This morning they have posted an impressive total of seven tweets. Given all of these issues you'd be thinking that they clearly have been on the case. Sadly, all they've posted are seven tweets slagging off the man they declared an "Enemy of the People". This is the latest, you probably get the drift, it seems that slagging off Mr Khan is actually far easier than addressing the problems they were elected to deal with.


Clearly these days not too many Barnet Tories are clever enough to read The Daily Telegraph. This detailed the problems that obesity will cause the Uk by 2045, stating that if nothing is done 50% of people will be Obese in the Uk by then.  To quote the Telegraph
"As long ago as 2007 Whitehall was warned that 50 per cent of UK citizens would be obese by 2050 and governments have continuously failed to take the action required to stem the epidemic," he added."
It is rather a shame that The Barnet Tories do not seem to recognise that an initiave is long overdue.  To be fair, all of these Tweets were simply retweets from the main Tory party, which shows that Barnet is not the only area in denial. In fact, if you want to see anything at all from Barnet Tories, you have to go back to Mid December when they posted this lovely Tweet




I often wonder what the point of such twitter feeds are. Just to show a bit of balance, I must say that the @BarnetLabour twitter is equally useless and depressing. They've managed two tweets this year, both about Sadiq Khan. It is truly beyond belief that with the bins overflowing all over the Borough and all of the chaos, they haven't managed a single tweet this year demonstrating just how useless our local Tories are.

Is it any wonder that the real winner in the Council Elections last year was the people who didn't vote. Only 43.7% of the electorate bothered. Is it any wonder why, with this sort of level of engagement?

Monday, 7 January 2019

Mark Amies visits the Railway Hotel in Edgware - Environment Monday Special

Regular listeners of The Robert Elms show on BBC Radio London will have been enjoying the series on a Thursday Lunchtime at 12:30 featuring local historian Mark Amies, talking about our Industrial Heritage. Mark is also a passionate campaigner for the preservation of our local pubs. These are an integral part of our community. Sadly, the Railway Hotel in Edgware has fallen into a state of complete disrepair, following two fires and some extremely shoddy bodge jobs. Mark contacted me and suggested we investigate. Watch this short film to see what we found

Make sure you follow Mark on Twitter for all the updates on what is going on at The Railway Hotel in Edgware and lots of other great stuff.

Here's a few of his tweets in the last few months about the Railway






Every Monday, The Barnet Eye focuses on one aspect of our local environment. The total lack of enforcement of the law in respect to this Grade II listed building is absolutely clear from what myself and Mark saw. It is nothing short of a disgrace. If Barnet Council can't be bothered enforcing the law when a building has Grade II listing status, what hope is there for anything in the Borough of worth and value?


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Saturday, 5 January 2019

The Saturday List #202 - My top 20 Mill Hill Musical Connections

I wonder how many residents of Mill Hill and the surrounding area are aware of the rich musical heritage of Mill Hill. As the owner of one of Londons leading music studios, I see many talented musicians on a Daily basis, but there is far more than just great artists rehearsing and recording in Mill Hill. Lets have a look at the our rich musical heritage

1. Rock and Roll Legend Billy Fury is buried in Mill Hill.

2. Record Mogul Lord Levy has lived in Mill Hill for decades(I used to deliver his newspapers and play his nephew at Tennis when he had a house on Uphill Road with a tennis court in the garden). He signed such 70's legends as Alvin Stardust and Bad Manners.
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Hank Marvin

3. Legendary guitarist Hank Marvin had a house on Wise Lane (his son Paul was the drummer of the False Dots for a while!). His sons attended Mill Hill School and later Moat Mount.



4. African Legend Mose Fan Fan recorded Africa Moto at Mill Hill Music Complex. This song was one of the theme tunes for th 2010 World Cup in South Africa.

5. BRIT Award winning artists Kate Nash's Dad bought her first guitar in Mill Hill Music Complex, to cheer her up after she broke her leg. She went on to use it to write smash hit "Foundations".
6. Whilst we are on the subject of Foundations, the legendary 1960's band of that that name regularly rehearse at Mill Hill Music Complex, and will be appearing at The Mill Hill Music Festival in June.

7. 1980's Rockabilly outfit were born and raised in Mill Hill (and Edgware). They were the first paying customers of Mill Hill Music Complex and have regularly rehearsed in Mill Hill ever since.

8. Lee Thompson, legendary Sax player of Madness, filmed the video for Fu Manchu by The Lee Thonpson Ska Orchestra in Mill Hill. There are scenes shot in Mill Hill Music Complex and at The Mill Hill Services Club.
9. The Amy Winehouse documentary feature film has a clip of Amy rehearsing in Studio 9 before she was famous.

10. Amy bought the Blue Fender Strat that she used on her first TV appearance at Mill Hill Music Complex.

11. Queens of The Stone Age frontman had his nose cut off in Studio 1 of Mill Hill Music Complex for an episode of Toast of London.
12. The pre production work for Morrissey's gold disk winning album Years of Refusal was done at Mill Hill Music Complex. There is a gold disk in reception.

13. Jack Jones, drummer of seminal Mod band The Creation (who gave the label its name), used to run the tea hut on Mill Hill Broadway Station for many years.

14. Frankie Vaughn used to get his car repaired at Mac Metals crash repairers in Bunns Lane Works. The car had a built in jukebox, reputedly stacked with all Frankies hits!

15. There have been three specialist record shops in Mill Hill Broadway over the years. The first was Mill Hill Television (now a hardware store), the second was Broadway Sounds, now The Bridge and the third was Stephen Siger (who moved from Edgware) which is now a hairdresser. Woolworths also used to sell records.

16. Rapper superstar Steflon Don filmed a video at Mill Hill School. When this showed images of young ladies being rather naughty, the school sacked the headmistress!
17. Legendary Hawkwind Guitarist Hew Lloyd Langton recorded his last studio album at Mill Hill Music Complex.
18. Buzzcocks frontman Pete Shelley recorded a video interview for classic rock magazine in Studio 7 at Mill Hill Music Complex.

19. Over 1,000 musicians a week now use the facilities at Mill Hill Music Complex. It is the largest independent music studio complex in North West London. Click here to see some of the more well known customers.

20. Mill Hill Music Complex started in 1979 as a musicians collective in what was the caretakers cottage. A second studio was added in 1980 when John and Melissa Basil opened up STN studios in what is now studio 2. This year the studio celebrates 40 years of providing facilities for amazing musicians in Mill Hill!

Friday, 4 January 2019

Councillor Alex Prager - Barnet's most sensible Tory?

Generally people associate this blog with criticism of Barnet Council and the Tory Councillors which run it. Whilst we have criticised many of the policies of the Barnet Tories, especially on the subject of outsourcing, we try and keep cordial relationships with the councillors on a personal level. Furthermore, we have worked with quite a few over the years to deliver positive outcomes, support charities and do good things locally. Former Edgware Tory Joan Scannell with the Mill Hill Music Festival, former Mayor and Councillor Brian Salinger on various charity and inter faith initiatives, Councillor Lisa Rutter on youth projects, even Mill Hill Councillor Val Duschinsky on opposition to Pentavia Retail park development, to name a few. Once elections have been fought, you simply have to work with what you have, not bury your head in the sand and wish for a different world.

This is recognised and perhaps the best endorsement any Barnet Conservative can get is the endorsement of The Barnet Eye blog. Those who have locked horns with us over the years, such as Brian Coleman and Robert Rams have found, to their cost, that the electorate has no time for fakes and phonies. Those who have had our endorsement have prospered, such as Richard Cornelius, who we supported in his bid for leadership of the Conservative group six years ago. It may surprise readers that we have offered our support and endorsement to Tory councillors, but in a grown up world, you have to deal with realities. The Barnet Tories have a huge majority in the council chamber in Barnet and nothing good will happen unless there is a sensible dialog with sensible, grown up people. We endorsed Richard Cornelius as we believed he was the best choice on offer at the time. He had come to the council chamber as a result of a campaign to save Totteridge Library and had spoken of the need for Libraries on many occasion. Although we believe that the reorganisation of libraries has been a disaster, Richard proudly boasts that Barnet is one of very few councils not to actually shut libraries. He has also been a champion of the West London Orbital Railway, which is a project this blog totally supports. Richard has never hid from the public and even appeared at a Q&A session hosted by The Barnet Alliance for Public services and appeared in two documentary films produced by independent director Charles Honderick, which were highly critical of council policies. This is not to say that we don't have many fundamental disagreements with Richard, but if you had to choose a Barnet Tory as leader in 2012, he was clearly the best choice.

For many years, this blog awarded the title of "Barnet's most sensible Tory" to David Miller AKA Don't Call Me Dave. David wrote the influential "Not The Barnet Times" blog. David was an implacable opponent of the Mike Freer/Lynn Hillan/Brian Coleman axis, that caused so much damage to Barnet politics. David was a former chair of Chipping Barnet Conservatives. When Richard Cornelius rose to power and ousted the Freerites from control (his main opponent Mark Shooter was backed by Brian Coleman), David largely stopped blogging and moved to Essex.

Cllr Alex Prager - Barnet's most sensible Tory
This has meant that the title of "Barnet's most sensible Tory" has been up for grabs. It is not an award that I have been actively looking to make, it is one of those which sort of awards itself.  To receive the title, you must be a Conservative, must have shown yourself to be an independent thinker (not just a cannon fodder arms raiser at votes), you must support sensible local causes and you must not hide from the public. I find it bizarre that so many Barnet Tories view social media as "beneath them". They should see it as a great way to interact with the public. Sure you will get brickbats thrown, but for every loudmouth out to pick a fight, there are hundreds of ordinary souls who simply want to engage with their councillors and get problems sorted out. Asa result of the campaign to Save The Midland Hotel, I've become aware of the new West Hendon Councillor Alex Prager.  With his colleage Helene Richman, he has been spearheading the campaign and working hard with local people to ensure that this community asset is preserved. Whilst this is both sensible and commendable and certainly gave me a soft spot for these council newbie's, it isn't really enough to win the title. However Cllr Prager voted against the party line at The Audit Committee to make a very sensible decision last year, much to the amazement of many local anti-outsourcing campaigners, in an important debate about the future of the Capita contract. This is a rare occurrence and meant that councillors were granted access to privileged information prior to a vote, ensuring common sense could prevail.

This certainly flagged up Cllr Prager as sensible. We also follow his twitter posts, it is here that we get a proper insight into what he is all about. Unlike many of his colleagues, he embraces the medium and is keen to engage with residents to sort out issues. This tweet was almost unique from a Barnet Tory.


He has also shown a great fondness for libraries (sorry couldn't resist this)

His sensibleness has to some degree been recognised with his appointment as small business champion for Barnet

He has used Twitter to demonstrate that he doesn't see people with a different viewpoint who attend council meetings as the enemy

He is also onside with us, using his maiden council speech to talk about air quality, a subject we've been quite vocal about in our regular "environment Monday" blogs


Perhaps the thing that finally tipped me to choose Cllr Prager as the new holder of the title "Barnets most sensible Tory" was a tweet this morning having a dig at me. I like people who stick up for their mates. I thought it was a very good comeback. I enjoy a bit of banter on Twitter and so I look forward to a few jousts. But the point is a serious one. Cllr Prager has the wherewithal to give a decent comeback, without being rude, offensive or obnoxious.

It would be the easiest thing in the world to pretend that all of the members of political parties other than your own are monsters, stupid, misguided etc. I believe that most people who join parties and serve as candidates and councillors are decent people and if they belong to another party, simply have different views. I don't believe they seek to do harm. We badly need sensible Tories, Labour and dare I say it Lib Dems in Barnet to work for local people. I write this blog for the same reason I believe that Councillor Prager is a councillor. It is because I love the area. He seems to have his heart set on doing the right thing for the people that elected him, to be open, honest and accessible. I wrote this blog, because I think it is important that people recognise these qualities. As someone who runs a business, one question I ask myself when I look at councillors (this is something I'd urge all residents to do at elections, rather than voting tribally) "would I employ this person in my company". Sadly there are only nine councillors out of 63 who pass this test (although to be fair, some of the new intake I am not acquainted with fully). My criteria are intelligent, honest, hard working, savvy with social media ( a prerequisite in this day and age), prepared to challenge decisions, good with people and someone you would feel happy to represent you in public. Sadly Councillors who tweet frantically the week before elections then disappear completely till the next election need not apply.

Thursday, 3 January 2019

Hendon Tory vice chair owes locals an apology for charity hijack

One of the things which disgusts me more than anything is when politicians hijack great things for narrow politcal advantage. One of the advantages (or possibly disadvantages) of running my studio business is that we have thousands of customer in the London Borough of Barnet who are musicians and creative people of all persuasions. Over the years, many have become friends and quite a few follow me on Twitter, read the blog etc. It is not unusual for them to upbraid me about my comments, put me right about facts or tip me off to stories. A huge number of these people are amazing indivuals who organise and contribute to all manner of events for local charities. This morning one of my customers has come in and just told me that they are livid. They were one of many locals who contributed to the Barnet float in the New Years parade. This won a prize of £5,000 for The Mayors Charities. Whilst this is a good thing, my customer was infuriated with a tweet they spotted from the Deputy Chair of the Hendon Conservatives, Nicole Richer.


This tweet clearly implies that Councillor Felix Byers and Councillor David Longstaff were responsible for winning the £5,000. Given that the float was put together by a whole bunch of people, this has clearly irritated a lot of people (as he's mentioned it to a few involved). Being fair to the Barnet Conservaties, on their Facebook page, The Barnet Tories correctly acknowledge this, however Nicole's tweet told a very different story and she has not covered herself in glory with what she said or what she is trying to do.

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We are proud that Barnet's entry "Everything Stops for Tea" at the New Years Day Parade won £5000 towards the Mayor's Charities. Many thanks to Susi Earnshaw, Mayor Thompstone, Cllr Longstaff, Lee Thompson and all the wonderful performers that took part in the parade!
It is interesting to note that the tweet did not mention Donoghue's, who provided the flatbed Lorry that carried the parade. Could this be because the Tories in Childs Hill have been saying they are opposed to Donoghues recycling plant, as part of their efforts to win seats in Barnets most marginal ward.  This tweet pictures Tory Councillors on a picket line against Donoghues


It seems to me that our local Conservatives are political chamaeleons. They are happy to oppose organisations such as Donoghues when it suits them and aso happy to jump on their bandwagon if there is a good photo opportunity.

I would suggest that it would be nice if Nicole tweeted a little gracious thanks to all involved, not just her two mates. It was a fine effort and it would be unfortunate if this attempt to hijack the credit alienated people, such as my customer. In past years, I've supported the Mayor's Charity and works, with cash and logistic help. We should put politics aside for this worthy appeal and give proper recognition to all of out community. I believe Nicole is fairly new to the job. I hope she realises that there is more to politics than trying to score a few points here and there. The best politicians are respected across the political spectrum and are able to work with people across the community, not least by recognising their efforts, not by hijacking them.

I will conclude by congratulating all of the people involved on a great effort, doing Barnet proud. All of them!
I think this little ditty from the Fun Boy Three sums up how I feel about all this.

Wednesday, 2 January 2019

A public information Broadcast for the Conservative Councillors of Barnet

On the 18th December, Barnet Council issued a press release concerning the issues with Bin collections which included the following statement from the leader of the council:

The council recently implemented a complete reorganisation of its bin collections service, which had led to delays in some areas. Residents are reminded to leave their bins at the boundary of their property should there be any delays in their rubbish being taken away.
Councillor Richard Cornelius, Leader of Barnet Council, said: “I would like to thank our residents for bearing with us this year as we introduced new collection rounds. Our bin crews have been working long hours, and during weekends, to keep the borough’s collections on track.
“There will always be some hiccups during a widespread reorganisation of this nature. There have been some serious difficulties that are at last now beginning to settle. There is still work that needs to be done, but our bin collections will return to their usual first-class level. We apologise for any inconvenience. Please continue to bear with us as we implement these long-term improvements to the efficiency of Barnet’s bin collections.”
Further to this, Mill Hill Councillor John Hart emailed a resident about the issues saying
The changeover to a same-day collection, ie all three colour bins being collected on a single day in the week, was probably rather ambitious and has taken time to settle in. It is meant to save us (you and me) about £750,000 a year, so worth the effort.It is not the prelude to fortnightly collections.When one considers that Barnet now has just over 380,000 inhabitants, the collections are a major undertaking, as large as those of a big town, bigger than York or Bristol for example. Glitches occur.
I've received reports of other residents being told by Conservative Councillors that the Bin Fiasco is down to "teething problems" with new rounds. As the local Conservative administration are in charge of this mess, it is clearly in their interests to play the whole thing down.

On the 22nd of November, when it first started to become clear exactly what the extent of the issues were, I submitted a freedom of information request to ascertain the full extent of the problems

1. Please can you provide a complete list of roads in Barnet where some/all residents did not have a bin collection at all in the weeks as follows

1) 5-11 November 2018
2) 12-18 November 2018

2. Please can you provide the number of complaints received by Barnet Council concerning bin collections since 5th November 2018
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On the final day before the statuatory deadline for a response, I emailed a reminder to the Council. I got the following response.

Dear Mr. Tichborne

I am sorry that your request has not been answered. We will establish what has gone wrong but in the meantime I have logged and backdated it to 22 November when it was sent and asked for it to be treated as a priority.

Kind regards

Chris Lloyd
Information Management Officer

Given the nature of the problem, my assumption was that the council would be closely monitoring the situation, and a full log of all missed residences would have been kept. I would also have assumed that the Leadership of the Council would have wanted to have information regarding the number of complaints from residents.

Furthermore, if I had been elected as a Councillor for Mill Hill, instead of Mr Hart, I would have been demanding a weekly update from the Council on all roads in my ward and all complaints. I would have assumed councillors in all wards would be doing the same. Furthermore I would have then made time to visit the council depot, speak to crews and find out why the roads in my ward were being missed and what could be done.

For the purposes of clarity, let us have a look at the excuses given by Mr Hart and his colleagues and the terminology used. Mr Hart is an expert in languages, he used to lecture at a Polytechnic on the subject, so he should know.

So lets start with what a glitch is, according to the Oxford dictionary.


glitch


NOUN

informal 
  • 1A sudden, usually temporary malfunction or fault of equipment.
    ‘a draft version was lost in a computer glitch’
    1.  An unexpected setback.
      ‘the only glitch in his year is failing to qualify for the Masters’
    2. Astronomy A brief irregularity in the rotation of a pulsar.
The bin cock up is clearly not a Glitch. It was not unexpected as The Barnet Eye warned early in October of the forthcoming issues, after discussing this with Barnet Council staff. It is not temporary as it has been happening continually since November. This was entirely foreseeable and the what service there is, is only being maintained by staff working huge amounts of overtime. We wonder just how much of the savings Mr Hart alleged would be made will be achieved once the overtime payments to staff are taken into account.

As to the suggestion that this is teething problems.


Teething troubles

(also teething problems)

PLURAL NOUN

  • Short-term problems that occur in the early stages of a new project.
    ‘the inevitable teething troubles of a new system’
The problems do not appear to be short term. They have been going on for three months. There appears to be no end in sight and the system is only just about being held together by huge amounts of staff overtime.

The most ominous aspect to all of this is that this overtime has to be paid for and this means that the Council budget, which was already under pressure is likely to go into melt down when all of this is added in. A senior council officer recently told me, strictly off the record, that the whole system of bin collections is now unsustainable. They either need a whole load of new staff and equipment or they need to switch to fortnightly collections. Furthermore they said that the leadership of the council are in a state of denial about this. 

Unlike the Leader of The Council and Cllr Hart, I speak to many council employees on a social level, in the local pubs and at my studios, where some use the facilities. What they are telling me is quite disturbing. The finances at Barnet Council are far worse than the public are aware of. Unless central government bales them out or there are savage cuts to key services, they will simply be unable to pay many of the bills. By 2021-22 the council is likely to be technically insolvent. When this happens, we may find that there are no bin collections at all. The council has already identified black holes in their accounts of tens of millions of pounds. It is time for the Barnet Conservatives to start telling the people who elected them the truth about the state of the council and take responsibility for the mess they created. 

Tuesday, 1 January 2019

Happy New Year 2018 - Five reasons to be cheerful for 2019

I'd like to wish all of the readers of the Barnet Eye a very Happy  New Year.

I'm still trying to decide what me New Years resolution will be if any. It will probably involve not drinking and it may involve writing some songs!  Yesterday I listed my fears and worries. Of course even the worst times have good things. Today I list five reasons to be cheerful for 2019.

1. Football. I think that this season is possibly the most interesting for football lovers for many a year, at least since the "Aguerooooooooooooo!!!!" moment. Pep Guardiola and Yurgen Klopp have produced two of the best, most exciting teams for a generation. The negativity of Jose Mourinho at Manchester United has been consigned to the dustbin of history. There are four British teams in the Champions League knockout round. Spurs are about to move to a new stadium. The England team seems to have put decades of blues behind it. As a Manchester City fan, I desperately hope they  thrash Liverpool this Thursday and ignite a proper title  race.

2. The Mill Hill Music Festival. This year will see the bi-annual Mill Hill Music Festival. It promises to be better than ever. Confirmed acts include The BBC Elstree Concert Band performing "A night at The Oscars" -  A selection of great film music. We have the return of Reggae Maestro Joe Angel, playing "Marley and more" at the Adam and Eve. We also have an amazing special treat, 60's megastars The Foundations, performing their hits such as Build me up buttercup. If you've not seen them they are an amazing nine piece band. Jazz legend Alan Barnes will be putting together a very special program and we have the amazing Klezmer sounds of Stewart Curtis and K-Groove at Mill Hill Synagogue. The full programme will be announced soon.

3. Mill Hill Music Complex 40th Anniversary. This year marks the 40th year of my business, we will be announcing some very special events to mark the year. I cannot understate my pride at what we've achieved.  We were the Spiritual Musical home of Amy Winehouse, Amy used to rehearse at our studios 2-3 times a week as she was honing her band. Shortly before she died, she contacted us and asked to book our recording studio. She wanted to write a very paired back album of songs, recorded as she wanted. We were sworn to secrecy about the project. One of the saddest days of my life was tippexing out her sessions in the studio diary after we learned of her passing. She would always rehearse in studio 9 (video footage of this featured in the film). We've had a whole stack of other well known artists. But I'm even more proud of the 1,000 or so musicians a week who pass through the studio. Each one of them is making the world a better place.

4. The False Dots - My band. As with the Complex, it is our 40th Birthday. We will be releasing a retrospective album entitled "Songs of Love and War", featuring songs we've written over our 40 year career, as performed by our current line up. It is rather good, in my humble opinion. The fact that we are still having a blast after 40 years is surely a reason to be cheerful.

5. London. I live in Mill Hill in the London Borough of Barnet. The worlds greatest playground is on my doorstep. In the last year I've been to amazing gigs at The Roundhouse, The Jazz Cafe, Ronnie Scotts, The 100 Club, The Hope and Anchor, The Royal Albert Hall, as well  as a stack of grassroots venues such as The Chandos Arms in Colindale, The Midland Hotel in Hendon etc. I've been to see Premiership football at amazing grounds such as The London Stadium and the Emirates, as well as seeing City win the League Cup and Charity Shield at Wembley Stadium. We have some of the very best restaurants in the world. My favourite is The Bleeding Heart near Farringdon, but there are hundreds. If you want food on the hop, there's Whitecross St Market and Borough Market. London has some of the best pubs, despite the best efforts of developers. A few that are worth checking out are The Betsy Trotwood in Farringdon, The Harp in Covent Garden, The Doric Arch at Euston (worth nipping over to the Euston Tap as well if you are in the area). Finally we have the river Thames. I love getting a boat up and down the River. What is amazing about London is that every year I find something new and amazing about our city. I love the Thameslink Railway (when it is working properly). It can transport you from Mill Hill to central London in 20 mins. There is no other city in the world with a view like this.



Have an amazing new year.