Last night I attended my son's school parents evening. They tell me he is mathematically gifted. So when we got home, I gave him the benefit of my years of studying applied mathematics. Here is what I told him
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to
give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people
who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in
life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that
might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y
Z
is
represented as:
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O- R-K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H- I-T
2+21+12+12+19+ 8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look
how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+ 19+19+9+14+ 7 = 118%
So,
one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge
will get you close, and Attitude
will get you there, it's the Bullshit
and Ass kissing
that will put you over the top.
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