Friday 27 September 2019

The Friday Joke - 27/09/2019 -The Parties explained by lightbulbs

Politicians - The Parties explained by lightbulbs.

How many Lib Dem MP's does it take to change a light bulb? They've been all been talking to the lightbulb, but it's still refusing to become a Lib Dem!

How many Brexit Party MP's does it take to change a lightbulb? As they've got no MP's we are all in the dark about that one.

How many Tory MP's does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is not broken, it just refuses to come one according to Boris. 

How many Labour MP's does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the Lightbulb changers Union won't let them. 

How many Green MP's does it take to change a lightbulb? The Green Party like the lightbulb just the way it is!

How many SNP MP's does it take to change a light bulb? The English broke the bulb, they can damn well fix it!

How many DUP MP's does it take to change a light bulb? Give us £1.4 billion quid and we'll tell you!


Have a great weekend. I really think we all need to get our sense of humour back a little bit when it comes to politics. Whether you are a #Brexiteer or a #Remainer,  please accept that people on the other side hold their views for genuine, deeply felt reasons. No one is a 'traitor' because they have a different view from you. No one is an idiot because they disagree with you. I don't believe that politicians should use inflammatory language, but we are all human and when passions get aroused, we say silly things and get carried away. 

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