Politicians - The Parties explained by lightbulbs.
How many Lib Dem MP's does it take to change a light bulb? They've been all been talking to the lightbulb, but it's still refusing to become a Lib Dem!
How many Brexit Party MP's does it take to change a lightbulb? As they've got no MP's we are all in the dark about that one.
How many Tory MP's does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is not broken, it just refuses to come one according to Boris.
How many Labour MP's does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the Lightbulb changers Union won't let them.
How many Green MP's does it take to change a lightbulb? The Green Party like the lightbulb just the way it is!
How many SNP MP's does it take to change a light bulb? The English broke the bulb, they can damn well fix it!
How many DUP MP's does it take to change a light bulb? Give us £1.4 billion quid and we'll tell you!
Have a great weekend. I really think we all need to get our sense of humour back a little bit when it comes to politics. Whether you are a #Brexiteer or a #Remainer, please accept that people on the other side hold their views for genuine, deeply felt reasons. No one is a 'traitor' because they have a different view from you. No one is an idiot because they disagree with you. I don't believe that politicians should use inflammatory language, but we are all human and when passions get aroused, we say silly things and get carried away.
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