Friday, 17 June 2011

Barnet Council Special - Andrew Travers - Barnet's best paid consultant

Guest blog by Tedric Turbot,

Barnet Council have a section 151 officer who is a highly paid consultant. His name is Andrew Travers. He is the man who has the responsibility for sorting out the mess in the purchasing process, exposed by the Barnet Council audit committee last night. Mr Travers stated last night that key processes in the purchasing process "Were being done, but we cannot rely on them always being done".

Here we have a look at his background and we ask whether he really is the man to sort the mess out.

Section 151 officer

Section 151 of the Local Government Act 1972 requires every local authority to make arrangements for the proper administration of their financial affairs and requires one officer to be nominated to take responsibility for the administration of those affairs. The Section 151 officer is usually the local authority’s treasurer and must be a qualified accountant belonging to one of the recognised chartered accountancy bodies. The Section 151 officer has a number of statutory duties, including the duty to report any unlawful financial activity involving the authority (past, present or proposed) or failure to set or keep to a balanced budget. The Section 151 officer also has a number of statutory powers in order to allow this role to be carried out, such as the right to insist that the local authority makes sufficient financial provision for the cost of internal audit.
Case law - In Attorney General -v- De Winton (1906). It was established
that the Treasurer is not merely a servant of the Council but holds a fiduciary
relationship to the local taxpayers;

Andrew Travers is a consultant who is the interim section 151 officer. He has been in post for almost a year and there is no sign of the Council looking to recruit to the post. He has set up a company called Halliford Associates and invoices his service in that name. Once the Council published all spend over £500 it was quickly picked up by the local press and residents and has been subject to comments ever since
Just a casual google search provided this 

1. “Mayor 'misled public over cash scandal, 'Andrew Gilligan”
Andrew Travers, who led the review, told Assembly members: "The review has been conducted by a team of LDA staff supported by a team of internal auditors - the conclusions of the review are mine alone."

2. Olympic agency investigated over £100million 'black hole'
“Questions have also been raised as to why Andrew Travers, the LDA's risk and resources director, is overseeing the investigation into accounts he must have signed off.”
3. London Olympic land 'over budget'
The LDA's director of strategy Andrew Travers told London Assembly that he has called in accountants as he expects "figures will exceed the budget."
4. LDA to scrap £100m of work to make up for accounting failure
“The development agency has been forced to make the cuts because it failed to properly account for costs involved in relocating landowners of the Olympic park. According to the LDA’s internal report, it has already identified £45m-worth of savings, according to an internal report.
Andrew Travers, the LDA's group director for resources and performance, said the overspend "has major implications for the medium and long-term financial position of the agency".
 
6. LDA's Olympic funding hole raises serious questions
Just to say that if anyone wants to hear LDA chief financial officer Andrew Travers opening up at last about the gaping hole in its Olympic land budget you can do so here. http://www.estatesgazette.com/blogs/olympics/2009/07/ldas-olympic-funding-hole-raises-serious-questions.html
7. Lottery cash for Olympics not repaid until 2031
The controversial £675 million raid on the National Lottery to pay for the increased cost of the London 2012 Olympics could take until 2031 to be repaid in full, it emerged yesterday.
Andrew Travers, finance officer for the London Development Agency, told the London Assembly that while most of the extra Lottery cash would be clawed back from land sales at the Olympic Park 10 years after the Games, it could take another decade for the full amount to be realised

Fraud inquiry into £100m hole in London Development Agency’s Olympic accounts
The irregularity at the London Development Agency was probably a case of incompetence rather than deception, according to one informed observer. But questions remain as to why Andrew Travers, the agency’s risk and resources director, is overseeing an investigation into accounts he must have signed off.
An agency spokesman admitted that a review had identified some “additional spending commitments” but that the shortfall could be made up from savings elsewhere and would not require additional borrowing.
“We have identified ways of absorbing this without affecting core programmes,” he said.
The findings of the review are not expected to be made public despite the allegation of financial impropriety. The two suspended LDA employees were unavailable for comment and the agency refused to discuss personnel issues. KPMG declined to comment.
Gateway reviews

Audit Commission

Annual Audit Letter London Development Agency- Audit 2009/10

Background
1 Our last two Annual Audit letters reported failings in the Agency's arrangements which resulted last year with two recommendations made under section 11[3] of the Audit Commission Act 1998, that the Board should:
■ ensure the Agency's revised arrangements for monitoring and controlling the Olympics land budget are fit for purpose; and
■ ensure that the steps being taken to improve the Agency's finance function lead to improved financial reporting and that robust draft accounts and supporting papers are produced for 2009/10 in a timely manner.
Audit Letter full details click here

Annual Audit Letter London Development Agency

Audit 2008/09

Last year’s Annual Audit Letter identified a number of failings in the Agency’s arrangements for governance and performance management........ ...The two most significant issues that have arisen have been the projected significant overrun on the Olympic Land budget and the poor quality of the 2008/09 accounts presented for audit. These issues have led, once again, to a qualified value for money conclusion and a critical use of resources assessment.
KPMG’s review identified serious failings with the management and control of the
Olympics Land budget and estimated that the land acquisition and related costs would eventually exceed the budget provision by £159 million. In response the Agency took urgent action including:
·         identifying additional resources to fund the budgetary shortfall identified;
·         improving budgetary control arrangements in line with the report’s recommendations; and
·         taking disciplinary action against the officers responsible for directly managing the Olympics spend.

Annual Audit and Inspection Letter London Development Agency Audit 2007/08

Action needed by the Agency
5 The Agency now needs to:
• champion basic governance and performance management processes, including prioritising ongoing project assurance, producing fit for purpose accounts and embedding the improved arrangements for data quality and asset management;
• work with its partners and stakeholders to ensure that arrangements for sound governance and value for money are put in place for the Agency’s developing response to its Olympics legacy responsibilities;
• respond to falling land values in the context of the Agency’s ongoing financial standing and its future strategy for the repayment of debt;
• develop a range of performance measures to demonstrate cost-effectiveness and measure value for money; and
• maintain and enhance staff and external stakeholder support for its change agenda.

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Tedric Turbot works for Barnet Council. It is not his real name. The Barnet Eye is always happy to publish guest blogs

Metpro Scandal - Barnet Council, a model of openness, decency and transparency

The blog I am about to write will probably shock regular readers - Please sit down before reading - This is not a full report, it just gives you a flavour of the atmosphere.

Tonight, the Barnet Council Audit committee, under the chairmanship of the ubiquitous Lord Palmer, met to discuss the report into the Metpro Scandal. Had a friend from Mars, who had never experienced the workings of Barnet Council before attended, he would have been mightily impressed at the way we do business in Barnet.

Let me set the scene. Of all the various committees in Barnet Council, the Audit committee is probably the dryest, most technical and dullest. It is the only chair which is occupied by an opposition councillor (to ensure a degree of fair play). The meetings are long and rather unexciting. Generally members are sent there because the leader doesn't like them (or because they are accountants who enjoy such jobs). On a good day, one or two members of the public may turn up (one of which is ex Councillor Daniel Hope). Tonight was different.

Tonight the public gallery had maybe 35 people in it, including most of the Barnet bloggers. It started with Lord Palmer praising the efforts of Citizens and bloggers. Without them the scandal would not have been uncovered. Now whilst Lord Palmer isn't the worlds most charismatic chairman, he tried to give lengthy and detailed explanations. He promised to provide written copy of answers, he answered a couple of extra questions. My Martian friend was impressed at such a diligent and decent chair. Then the head of audit presented her report. No punches pulled. The whole system of managing contractors in Barnet is a mess. It doesn't work (or at least there is no evidence that it does work). My Martian friend commented that on his planet such things were hushed up. Then Brian Schama, a Tory Councillor asked his questions. They could have not been more peircing. A whole bevvy of lefty bloggers burst into spontaneous applause when he finished. My Martian friend commented that on Mars, the politics are partisan. He was most impressed. Councillor Hugh Rayner, another Tory asked if the details of questions would be made public. More applause. Hugh Rayner said that he wasn't an expert, but seemed most upset that such a damning report could be written about his council - Such concern for the taxpayer and the openness of the process. My Martian friend commented that in his council on Mars, councillors treated taxpayers with contempt.
John Dix, AKA Mr Reasonable addressed the committee for five minutes. He ran out of time mid sentence. Lord Palmer graciously allowed him to finish what he was saying. Councillors from both the Tory and Labour groups asked him sensible questions. The independent member of the committee spoke, again making complete sense. My friend from Mars was even more impressed. This Barnet Council is a model of openness, decency and transparancy he commented.

After approx an hour and a half of unending scathing comments about the Council, I had to leave. The meeting went on for at least 2 more hours. I must applaud Councillors Palmer, Schama, Cook  and Rayner for doing their very best to conduct the meeting with decorum.  Unlike many Barnet Council meetings (which my Martian friend hasn't attended), the public were treated with respect. There was no attempt to prevent the public from filming the meeting and the public were acknowledged for their positive contribution to Barnet.

The audit committee announced that it was not their role to instigate disciplinary proceedings. That is batted back to the Council officials, who have to discipline themselves and their peers. At long last the Councillors of Barnet get it. The system doesn't work. No one seemed more unimpressed than Brian Schama. The questions he asked could have been written in this blog by yours truly. The Audit report shows failure and negligence. It revealed that many of the important issues couldn't be answered. It wasn't clear whether this was due to negligence or conspiracy. I do wonder whether the answers may be more forthcoming under Police caution.

So what has Lord Palmers audit established. Perhaps the most important thing for me is that it has shown that Barnet Council can conduct it's business without insulting, patronising or haranging the public. It shows that the public are interested. Then there are a couple of minor, subsidiary issues.

It shows that the Council processes are not up to the job of managing the existing contracts, let alone a whole new swathe in the One Barnet Process.

And the least important thing that was said all night was a throwaway comment by Lord Palmer. He said that Barnet Councillors have 3 auditors as permanent staff plus another 1.5 people available from outside firms. This for a business with a £1 billion turnover and 220,000 people who deal with it. Lord Palmer saidthis was hopelessly inadequate. Of the 100's of suppliers, they were only auditing 10 !!! They had to pull staff away from other vital work to do the Metpro audit. In short, they do not have the manpower to prevent fraud, abuse and incompetence. As I said, a nice meeting where nothing much happened.

Wednesday, 15 June 2011

Barnet Innovationbank is launched today

http://www.innovationbankbarnet.org.uk/

To quote :-

Do you have a great idea? We are looking for ideas from you – local citizens and communities – with the potential to make positive change in Barnet.  The Innovation Bank will be providing money and business support to people who have great ideas for addressing local challenges.  We will need your idea by 29 July. Why not have a look at our ‘How can I apply‘ page?

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Yeah, I have a great idea. Get a team of bloggers to expose the failings of Barnet Council in not checking references for their in house security contract, not following their own or HM customs procedures for paying invoices, throwing out all good safeguarding practice and spying on residents with CCTV cameras.

Yeah if Barnet want to give me a few grand in a brown envelope for my role, that would be nice. Maybe I should submit an invoice? Unlike the tens of millions of pounds they've spent on auditors, computer systems & consultants, why is it that a team of bloggers can discover that the whole system is completely broken simply because a stroppy security guard didn't wear any proper ID? What do these people do all day?

Barnet Council - Sick of being Sick

Well unlike all of my comrades in the United Union of Barnet Bloggers, I didn't attend the Council meeting where a new cabinet was announced. It all sounds a bit strange. If I believe  the texts I've just read, then it all sounds a bit surreal. The bloke who lost the Leadership contest by a country mile (Councillor Andrew Harper) becomes deputy leader (again). What sort of message does this send. The new Leader could have sent a strong message to the people of Barnet that a different tack was being taken. I am interested in the fact that from what I've heard, only Melvin Cohen has lost his job. I had heard that this was likely to happen.

The best news for us all is that Barnet's most controversial blogger has been promoted. Of course, I'm not supposed to know about that am I? I wonder if he ever had the guts to apologise to the Labour Councillors who he slurred and got a severe dressing down from Mike Freer MP for. Let's hope he's grown up a little and seen the error of his ways. It will be interesting to see if don't call me Dave has anything to add on this matter.

You may wonder why  chose to sit this meeting out. I am saving myself for the METPRO audit meeting tomorrow and I had a rehearsal for the Mill Hill Music Festival gig, we are playing on Sat 25th.  The Damned do a fine song called sick of being sick. This sums up how I feel about Barnet Council right now. Mind you however sick I feel, the issue is important enough that we have to feed off our anger. There is a job to be done.

Thanks Facebook for ruining a lovely friendship !

Be warned. I clicked on a link which appeared on my FACEBOOK page associated with a friend. It said "Click here to see who is checking your facebook profile and a message that my friend thought it was marvellous" - so like a mug, I did. We are all nosey about such things, I'm sure.

Guess what happened next? It displayed a message on the facebook page of an ex girlfriend (who is a facebook friend - all platonic, of course) - saying "Roger Tichbornes ex girlfriend in stalking him". Marvellous. Yesterday we had to have a conversation as a mutual friend is ill.  She said "You are out of order saying I'm stalking you on facebook". After a long and rather confused conversation I realised what had happened. Be warned - don't click on any such app, if you want to keep your friends and not receive a load of spam email



Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Stand up for the most influential man in Barnet !!!!

So who do you think the most influential man in Barnet is? Here's a few possible suggestions :-

Richard Cornelius -  On the ascendency. He's just seen off the Councillor officers hot favourite, Andrew Harper in the Leadership race.

Nick Walkley - CEO of Barnet Council. The man driving the One Barnet program (over the cliff in many people's opinion)

Mike Freer - Finchley and Golders Green MP, original architect of the One Barnet scheme and the man with a van.

John Burgess - Influential Barnet Unison leader and the main opposition to the One Barnet program

Neil Basu - Metropolitan Police Commander for Barnet.

Tom Nathan - managing director of Brent Cross

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I'd have picked one of those, not quite sure which, but you could make a case for any of them being given the title. I got a call today from a large news organisation, can't say who, sworn to secrecy. They were trying to find out if there is a story worthy of national coverage somewhere in the Metpro story. Whilst us Barnetites are currently obsessed, why would someone in Halifax, Hillingdon or the Hebrides be interested? My answer? Because it should inspire citizens to stand up to bad councils, to investigate abuses and not to be fobbed off. I think that Metpro would make a great BBC drama (assuming they make such things). It is  a great whodunnit and we don't even know the ending. A whole host of citizens have played a roll and I will probably write a screenplay for it, when I have time. I'm pretty set on the idea of staging it at next years Edinburgh festival (we'll know the ending by then). It would make a great citizen detective story.

I digress. So did they agree that it is nationally newsworthy? I've honestly got no idea. I am sincerely hoping that they turn up on Thursday. They asked what I expected to happen? Would there be fireworks? I said "Guaranteed. Either the committee will rip up the floorboards and expose the whole charade or their will be (a Barnet style rather genteel) riot in the public gallery." We have come too far to get fobbed off. If we are fobbed off, I know for a fact that Barnet Council will have made a very bad move. The scandal has been brewing for three months and show no sign of abating.  The whole sorry mess and the it unfolded is chronicled in greater detail than any scandal since Watergate, in this and other blogs. I think the story is rather empowering and shows the value of blogs, citizen journalists and whistle blowers.

So anyway, there's me giving the hard sell on why a National News organisation should attend and I get asked a completely ridiculous question - "Do you think you are the most influential person in Barnet?" My response "Sorry, I didn't hear that". The question was repeated. My response "Don't be ridiculous, I just write a blog". I was asked "Yes, but it is quite clear that there are a whole gang of bloggers, who quite clearly are working together". Absolutely correct, but thats what we are - working together. I pointed out that there was no structure and no leadership. "But you are the most established of these bloggers". Well I suppose I'm the most prolific, but what does that mean. Then they pointed out a few successes (they had done their homework) in the last year, all of which can be directly attributable to campaigns started by Barnet bloggers.

The Allowancegate climbdown on cabinet expenses.
The Library review being watered down from Councillor Ramsbottoms original comments - Barnet has faired far better than other London Boroughs with equally stupid policies.
The Exposition of the Metpro Scandal.
Getting Brian Coleman's LFEPA expenses exposed and slapped down by Boris
The defeat of Councillor Andrew Harper in the Tory Leadership campaign.

In actual fact that is a pretty impressive list of victories. Yes, I think us Barnet bloggers have done pretty well. I don't take personal credit for any of this. Sure, I've put hard work into it, but so has everyone else who has helped. I don't want plaudits, or anything other than Barnet council to clean up it's act. Will all of the Audit committee stand up when I enter the room, in respect for my achievements. I sincerely hope not. What I will say is this. Over the last few years, since I started the blog, I think I've got quite good at it. I think that there this blog has inspired a few other people to write blogs (which are far better than this). I think that collectively, the blogs of Barnet are a powerful influence. I like to think of us as a Hydra, many headed and all equally deadly, equally influential and equally important. If one doesn't get what it wants, there's a whole host of others digging away.

And most of all I think that if justice isn't seen to be done on Thursday at the audit committee , then the people responsible will see just how influential this Barnet Hydra really is. Be assured of that !

Monday, 13 June 2011

Barnet Council - Metpro Special - Weird Scenes inside the goldmine !

What a goldmine Barnet Council is for all manner of private contractors. We have Metpro, who trousered £1.4 million without a contract, to provide security services without licenses. Even more interesting, will be the amount of money paid to outsourcing specialists AGILSYS in the next round of invoices. I'd advise all watchers of such things to see how much this is going to be. It will tell us much. We have the £24 million paid to IBM for the SAP contract, which was originally annouced as a £8 million contract - http://www.silicon.com/legacy/research/specialreports/enterprise/0,3800003425,39128143,00.htm

There are all manner of strange invoices on the monthly files produced by Barnet.

I had to laugh. I was searching Barnet's website and I came across this link :-
http://www.barnet.gov.uk/section-6.1-taxation-vat-appendix-1-example-vat-invoice

This is the "Barnet Example VAT Invoice". It is interesting that the invoice is  for supplying an imaginary school in an imaginary road (Windburn Close). The VAT rate is incorrect - it is 20% for items such as this. There is no delivery date or despatch date. There is no named individual to associate the invoice with. So I guess we can take it as read that it's OK to pay companies, supplying imaginary schools, with no evidence of delivery and no proper reference data for goods at the wrong VAT rate? If this is Barnet Council's example of a correct invoice, then no wonder that we've had problems.


This is what HM Customs & Excise say a VAT invoice must contain :-

What a VAT invoice must show

A VAT invoice must show:
  • an invoice number which is unique and follows on from the number of the previous invoice - if you spoil or cancel a serially numbered invoice, you must keep it to show to a VAT officer at your next VAT inspection
  • the seller's name or trading name, and address
  • the seller's VAT registration number
  • the invoice date
  • the time of supply (also known as tax point) if this is different from the invoice date - see below
  • the customer's name or trading name, and address
  • a description sufficient to identify the goods or services supplied to the customer
For each different type of item listed on the invoice, you must show:
  • the unit price or rate, excluding VAT
  • the quantity of goods or the extent of the services
  • the rate of VAT that applies to what's being sold
  • the total amount payable, excluding VAT
  • the rate of any cash discount
  • the total amount of VAT charged
If you issue a VAT invoice that includes zero-rated or exempt goods or services, you must:
  • show clearly that there is no VAT payable on those goods or services
  • show the total of those values separately
If you make retail sales and you make a sale of goods or services for £250 or less including VAT you can issue a simplified VAT invoice – see the section in this guide on simplified VAT invoices.

Tax point or time of supply

The tax point, or time of supply, is the date when a sale is considered to take place for VAT purposes. There are rules that tell you if this is the date of the actual supply, the date of the invoice or some other date, depending on the circumstances.
It's important to put the right date for the time of supply on your invoice, because both you and your customer will need this information to make sure the VAT on the invoice is accounted for on the right VAT Return.
You must also issue invoices within a certain time of the actual supply taking place - see the section in this guide on time limits on issuing invoices.

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Maybe Barnet Council would find this interesting :-
http://customs.hmrc.gov.uk/channelsPortalWebApp/channelsPortalWebApp.portal?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=pageVAT_ShowContent&propertyType=document&id=HMCE_CL_000099#P191_14724
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From what I've seen in the Metpro report, VAT is a rather "contentious" issue. Now if you've read the rules above, what do you notice about this invoice? (click on image for a more readable version)


The audit committee meeting is on Thursday. There is a rather intriguing report in the Ham & High about this report :-

http://www.hamhigh.co.uk/news/serious_failings_by_barnet_council_over_security_company_revealed_1_916681

I couldn't help but note Lord Monroe Palmer's comments at the end of the article :-
“I would love to have an absolutely barnstorming investigation where we deal with absolutely everything in this audit. However, I am a Liberal Democrat chairman in a Tory-run council. I am going to bring out as much as possible at the committee meeting but I don’t want the rug pulled out from under me before that meeting. It will all be there. People can ask any questions and I will ensure that officers there will seek to answer those questions.”
What on earth can he mean about "having the rug pulled out from under me before the meeting" ?

If he is saying that he feared political interference in the process of the investigation, then that is in itself a massive scandal. Lord Palmer should be left to get on with the job without fear of anyone "pulling the rug out". Whatever side of the political divide you sit one, surely any honest person would want Lord Palmer to do the best job possible. Many people have asked me whether I trust him to do the job. Let me say this. Anyone like Lord Palmer who stands as a Lib Dem in a Borough such as Barnet and serves 25 years on the Council as he has done, largely being ignored, vilified and insulted by a group of Tories, many of whom have never had a proper job, has to be pretty publicly spirited. Anyone who thinks you become a Lib Dem councillor in such circumstances for the perks and the career opportunities is quite clearly bonkers. I believe he will do the best job he possibly can.

I still believe we should have an independent inquiry, but I don't doubt the integrity of Lord Palmer in his efforts to do the est job possible. I suspect the meeting will be one of the most important ones ever in the history of Barnet Council. There are many questions yet to be answered and many facts still to emerge. What no one could disagree with is that something has gone seriously wrong in Barnet Council and until it is fixed, then it would be criminally negligent to continue with the OneBarnet outsourcing program. I hope Lord Palmer stands up and tells the world that on Thursday.

The 13 times I nearly died

For some reason today I've been feeling in a rather morbid mood. I got to trying to remember all of the times in my life that I nearly died. I thought I'd catalog them here.
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1962 - 5 Times. My mum told me that she thought she'd miscarried three times and ended up being prescribed bed rest. I was born 7 weeks premature and suffered from what is called blue baby syndrome caused by the rhesus factor ( I attribute my lifelong support of Manchester City to this). Apparently I was transfused three times at birth and spent my first few days in an incubator in intesive care. When I was about two months old,  my next brush with death came. My 4 year old sister Caroline tried to flush me down the toilet. When my mother heard the screams and asked what she was doing, she replied "I don't like this baby, I'm getting rid of it".

My memories of all this are somewhat hazy.

1963 - 1 Time. When I was one year old, the family was sitting at the table. Apparently I decided to see whether I could fly. At least thats what they assumed as I suddenly leapt from the high chair and hurtled head first towards the floor. My big sister Valerie caught me by my ankles and saved my life. I believe Caroline was somewhat cross with her for her intervention.

1966 - 1 Time. We were holidaying in Butlins at Clacton . I decided to jump into the deep end. I don't really know why, as I couldn't swim. It was really interesting, as you could see the street outside and people walking past. I was rather annoyed at the lifeguard for saving me.

1971 - 1 Time. I was going down to the shops in Mill Hill Broadway, with my friend from up the road, Dale Malone. I walked into the road without looking. Dale pulled me out of the way as a car hurtled past. He said "I saved your life". I said "Thanks".

1982 - 1 Time. I went out on the booze, with a few friends. My sisters ex, John Morewood gave us a lift home in her Triumph Herald convertable. At the top of the A41 in Hendon, heading down the hill and round the bend into Mill Hill, John announced "This is my favourite bend" and floored the accelerator. In the middle of the bend, he lost control and the car span through 480 degrees, coming to a standstill pointing the wrong way. Fortunately we hit nothing and no one was hurt. It was a very freaky feeling and for a few seconds, I really felt like we were going to die. As John restarted the engine, he said "I told you that was my favourite bend".

1984 - 1 Time. I woke up in the morning and started throwing up blood. Seems I didn't get on with an antibiotic called Erythromycin. I was in hospital for a month. A rather odd experience.

1987 - 1 Time. I had arranged to meet a friend and travel to Plymouth to watch Manchester City play Plymouth Argyle. My plan was to get the tube to Paddington and then meet him at Bristol. I got as far as the traffic lights on the Edgware Road at the top of Burnt Oak. As I went to cross, to get some cash from the Nat West cashpoint, a car jumped the lights and hit me. He'd not seen me and had assumed the lights were changing. I saw him and jumped, but got hit on the thigh. My feet went through his windscreen, I rolled over the roof of the car and landed on my head, which fortunately I'd protected with my hand, breaking my little finger. My thigh swelled up to a size that it wouldn't fit trousers, I had a fracture below the knee, that they missed. I also had a hairline fracture of the spine in the l2 vertibrae. I jumped up, got in the car and got the driver to drive me to Edgware General, as everyone told me to lie down and wait for an ambulance. As I lay in bed, high as a kite on Morphine, a policeman came and said "The driver has admitted careless driving, he said he jumped the lights and was doing 40mph". The Doctor said "I've never seen anyone survive a crash at that speed". The Policeman said "Do you want to procecute him?" I said (in my morphine induced bliss) "No, he seemed like a really nice bloke". Three months later I got a bill from the NHS for being admitted following a road accident. I didn't pay it on principle.

1998 - 1 Time. I went out for a Christmas doo  to a restaurant called Mars in Endle St, Soho. We actually started at the Barcelona Tapas bar in Middlesex Street. At the Barcelona, I drank 3 beers and a bottle of red wine. At "Mars" I drank another bottle of wine, several large cocktails and a bottle or two of spirits. I woke up with something way beyond a hangover. My eyesight was altered in as much as everything seemed to be sepia. I couldn't face alcohol for about six weeks and I had all sorts of other pleasant symptoms associated with alcohol poisoning.

2003 - 1 Time. We went down to visit my brother Frank, in Bristol. On the M4, the conditions were pretty treacherously wet. At one junction, the cars were stopped in the inside lane. The two outside lanes were relatively clear, with cars travelling at 70mph. All of a sudden, about 200 yards in front of us, one of the cars in the "stuck" lane, decided he'd had enough and went to pull out into the middle lane. He hadn't checked properly and pulled out in front of a car which was doing 70mph. They hit each other and within about 2 seconds, five cars were spinning around uncontrollably at 70mph, bashing into other cars. Stopping was impossible, so I accelerated and steered a line through the spinning cars. Clare (wife) had put her head in her hands, screamed and closed her eyes awaiting the almighty smash. As we passed the carnage she looked back to see 14 cars smashed up behind us. When we arrived, Frank said "We thought you'd be held up, there was a terrible crash on the M4". Clare tells me that to this day, she doesn't know how we got through. I attribute it to good driving.
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So you may ask what the point of a blog such as this is. None really, other than this. Drive carefully, don't drink to excess, check the side effects of all medication, don't get into a car with drunk driver, teach your kids to swim as early as possible and to look both ways when they cross the road. And most of all -Superman can fly, you are not Superman !

Mike Freer's reaction to Richard Cornelius winning the leadership race

Mike Freer twittered this - his first reaction, to Richard Cornelius


Mike Freer MP
 
Note the tone. Do we detect a lack of chuffedness at the result? I would suggest that Cornelius would be well advised to give Freer a nice cup of tea, a biscuit and then ask him why he left the council in such a mess

Sunday, 12 June 2011

So how interested are the people of Barnet in local politics?

I just checked the blog stats and was amazed to see that over 1,000 people have so far viewed the blog today. Interestingly, the vast majority come from sites which have bookmarked the blog.Clearly there is a huge amount of interest in the Council Leadership Election. I must say I'm a bit disappointed that neither the Times or the Press have got the story on their website as of 11pm today (Sunday). I'd rather hoped that the winner and the losers would have given some sort of comment to the press today, explaining what they stood for and how they felt. If Andrew Harper, Mark Shooter or the Winner Richard Cornelius would like to submit a guest blog detailing these, then I'd be more than happy to post it without editing or comment.

I hope Richard Cornelius is enjoying a pleasant celebratory dinner and a few glasses of wine tonight (if that is his tipple). The hard work will start tomorrow. What my stats tell me is that lots of people are interested and it is a shame we can't actually read what they have to say.