The Friday Joke 15/12/2012

Drinking and Driving

I would like to share a personal experience with you about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the

authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple

of beers and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've

never done before - I took a cab home.

Sure enough, I passed a police road block, since I was in a cab, they waved it

past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise. As I have

never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it

now that it's in my garage.