Been a rough old week really. I thought we'd have to have a joke about mortality.
Richard Dawkins dies, and much to his surprise arrives at the pearly gates. He rocks up to St Peter and says "I don't suppose I'm on the list". St Peter eyes him up from head to toe and says "Name?". Dawkins, slightly surprised says "Professor Richard Dawkins, reknowned athiest!". St Peter replies "Yep, you can go through". Dawkins replies "But I'm Professor Richard Dawkins, renowned atheist!". St Peter replies "Yes, but you've never had a bad word to say about the old flying spaghetti monster, so he's really looking forward to meet you!"