Friday 25 March 2016

The Friday Joke - 25/3/2016

I hope your day isn't too ruff!
The old ladies prayer


“Dear Lord, the past couple of years have been very tough for  me.  You’ve taken –

My favourite actor, Patrick Macnee


My favourite horror actor, Christopher Lee


My favourite comedian, Robin Williams


My favourite singers, Cilla Black, Joe Cocker and David Bowie


My favourite author, Tom Clancy


My favourite footballers, Georgie Best and Johan Cruyff

And finally, my favourite presenter Sir Terry Wogan.
 

So Lord, I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are David Cameron, George Osborne,  and that funny fella from America called Trump.
Amen”

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