|I hope your day isn't too ruff!|
“Dear Lord, the past couple of years have been very tough for me. You’ve taken –
My favourite actor, Patrick Macnee
My favourite horror actor, Christopher Lee
My favourite comedian, Robin Williams
My favourite singers, Cilla Black, Joe Cocker and David Bowie
My favourite author, Tom Clancy
My favourite footballers, Georgie Best and Johan Cruyff
And finally, my favourite presenter Sir Terry Wogan.
So Lord, I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are David Cameron, George Osborne, and that funny fella from America called Trump.