The Friday Joke - 2/5/2014

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the

other if there is sex after death.  Their biggest fear was that there was

no after life at all.

 

   After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.  True to

his word, he made the first contact: "Marion, Marion ."

 

   "Is that you, Bob?"

 

   "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

 

   "That's wonderful!  What's it like?"

 

   "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.  I have breakfast and then

it's off to the golf course.  I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and

then have sex a couple of more times..  Then I have lunch (you'd be proud

-- lots of greens).  Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much

have sex the rest of the afternoon.  After supper, it's back to golf course

again.

 

   Then it's more sex until late at night.  I catch some much needed sleep

and then the next day it starts all over again".

 

   "Oh, Bob!  Are you in Heaven?"

 

   "No...  I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona ."