My neighbour was working in his garden when he
was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front
lawn.
He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of
the car and sat her down on a garden chair.
He said with excitement, "You appear quite
elderly to be driving.Well, yes, I am," she replied
proudly.
"I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old
enough not to need a driver's licence anymore."
"You don't need a driver's licence
anymore?!?"
That's right! The last time I went to my doctor,
he examined me and asked if I had a driver's licence.
I told him 'yes' and handed it to him. He took
scissors out of the drawer, cut the licence into pieces, and threw them in
the waste basket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore'. So I thanked him and left!"
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