I had a rather amusing thought regarding Matthew Offord MP and his recent TV appearence concerning his annoyance at his human rights being breached, because he can't take his dog to work. Rumour has it that Manuel, Parliaments most famous soup waiter is none to pleased with this title. Do you suppose he had a word with Brian Colemans spin doctor and said "How can I stop everyone calling me Manuel?" and BC's spin doctor said "Well you could always do something which makes you look and even bigger berk" and so Matthew thought "What a marvellous idea".
If it's of any interest to Manuel, I have just the job for him, if he's too distraught at being apart from Max to continue as an MP. My old friend Ron The Ratcatcher passed away a couple of years ago. As Matthew has a Jack Russell, he'd be an ideal replacement, as these dogs excel at pest control
