Saturday, 4 October 2014

The Tweets of the week - 4/10/2014

Here it is, again .......

1. Perhaps the most enigmatic tweet of the week from The Perfect White. I have no clue what this is about?


I am somewhat perplexed by a Barnet Lifeboat Crew! Barnet in green Herts with not a sniff of salt in the air?Tell me more.

2. Mark Amies shares a love of the old K Garage in Mill Hill with me. I was a kid when this was put up. To me it was the greatest building in the world. I loved the glass car lift. Just a shame it isn't a proper garage with petrol pumps. My Dad promised me that if he won the pools he'd get me a full scale model made of it. Sadly he never did.

One of my favourites- motor showrooms on Watford Way, Hendon.






 



3. The Times series reports a truly horrible piece of news. It seems our local MP Matthew Offord has gone blind. One hopes that there is some treatment available. 

MP Matthew Offord remains 'upbeat' after going blind in one eye: Hendon MP Matthew Offord is determined to sta...
4. Truly fascinating article about Burnt Oak tweeted by Municiple dreams. For those interested in local history a must read. Especilially interesting for me given that my Grandparents were one of the first residents of Burnt Oak estate when it was built. It is a scandal that councils have given up on the concept of providing decent quality, affordable social housing
 
This week's new post was on the Watling Estate, Burnt Oak: 'the raw, red tentacles of that housing octopus, the LCC':


5. Interesting picture from Jaymes Hatstand of an old diesel engine roaring through Hadleigh Wood with a mixed load of freight. I back onto the Midland Mainline railway and this picture reminded me that you never see wagons on the railway lines anymore. These old freight trains would have a gurads van at the end. My brother told me that all the guard had to do was drink tea all day and look at the countryside. It was my perfect job! Sadly by the time I was old enough, Guards vans were a thing of the past


D5901 on an up freight at Hadleigh Wood from Deltics Super Profile

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6. One of the thousands of tweets in memory of the lovely Lyndsey De Paul. Simon Albury sums it up for us all.



Lynsey de Paul RIP A strong and charming Cricklewood woman - as she never forgot. "Won't Somebody Dance with Me"


7. Mr Mustard speculates on when Totteridge traders get their deliveries?



do the shops in Totteridge Lane have all their deliveries overnight? I don't think so, so why this odd restriction? 














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  8. Mill Hills fave baker is on the front of the Radio Times !



9. Seems like Donald Lyven has been visiting Liz at the Palace !
    1. Took this photo last week of two mistle thrushes in the back garden of Buckingham Palace....




10. Nothing to do with Barnet, but if you were stuck with ideas of what to buy me for my birthday, I'd quite like one of these !


FOR SALE: 1959 Mercedes-Benz 190SL Convertible




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Friday, 3 October 2014

The Friday Joke - 3/10/2014



A group of kindergärtners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

You need to use 'Big People' words,
she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend?
 
 
'I went to visit my Nana'.

No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.
Use 'Big People' words!' 
 
She then asked Mitchell what he had done
'I took a ride on a choo-choo'. 
 
She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN.
You must remember to use 'Big People' words'.

She then asked little Alex what he had done?

'I read a book' he replied.

That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said.


'What book did you read?'


Alex thought real hard about it,
then puffed out his chest with great pride,
and said,
'Winnie the SH1T'

Thursday, 2 October 2014

Barnet Council News : Barnet Council planning to outsource refuse collection and charge you by the kilo?

Word reaches the Barnet Eye that there is  a "Special Briefing" tonight at 7pm for members of the environment committee. A quick browse of the Council website shows that this is not listed as an official meeting (check here http://barnet.moderngov.co.uk/ieListMeetings.aspx?CId=695&Year=0 ).

The Barnet Eye is always very suspicious of anything where it appears that there is any hint of lack of transparency and secret meetings are top of the list. Our sources inform us that the reason for the meeting is that members need to be brought onside with regards to a "plan to address serious budget issues" and there are rumours that this involves yet more council work being parcelled out to Capita.

The Barnet Eye can only speculate as to what this is but we suspect that it may be  something to do with refuse & waste collection as this clearly falls within the remit of the Environment committee. We have been expecting this, given that the council have just released this decision (taken you will note by officers and not councillors) http://barnet.moderngov.co.uk/ieDecisionDetails.aspx?ID=5444 which clearly is designed to reshape the management of waste services for outsourcing.

According to the paper the objectives of the restructure are as follows

1. Introduction
1.1 Aims and objectives of the Waste and Recycling
The proposed structure is designed to enable the service activities within the Waste and Recycling
Service to provide and uphold an efficient, streamlined and exemplary service to serve existing and future residents and  across the Borough whilst achieving service efficiencies and financial and performance targets. 
The restructure relates to office based and supervisory staff within the Waste and Recycling service
and will;
• Redesign and develop a strategic and performance focused team that complements service delivery, enhancing the service’s ability to optimise performance and budgets;
• Enable an improved commercial approach to maximise business opportunities.

Anyone familiar with "councilspeak" will know that this is simply jargon for outsourcing. Whenever you see the phrase "Enable an improved commercial approach to maximise business opportunities." in relation to Barnet Council and an in house service, it always means "We intend to outsource this". Think about it. How can you maximise "business opportunities" in waste collection?

The answer is simple. You outsource it and then the company who takes over can do what they like. Your rubbish collection becomes a "business opportunity". The way you get charged for it becomes part of an "Improved commercial approach".

Now of course I have no idea how this might work, but the only way I can see that you can "improve the commercial approach" is to either charge you by the kilo of rubbish or to charge you by the number of collections you have. It would save the council a fortune if they cuut collections to every fortnight, but if they say "you can keep the weekly collection for another £20 a month" then they can claim they are giving you a choice and improving services. Lets face it, they are keen on selling things as a choice, when there is none. Barnet Council actually outsourced refuse collection before in the 1980's. It was a disaster with cowboy operators providing shoddy service and dustcarts bashing into peoples cars and driving off all over the Borough. It was so bad that the Tories lost control of the council. When Labour and the Lib Dems inhoused the service back in the 1990's many Tories privately said this was the best thing to do. It appears they've forgotten this lesson.

Of course all of this is speculation, as we don't get invited to these secret meetings. Furthermore as this restructure isn't even signed off by elected councillors, they can wash their hands of the whole thing.

It stinks, doesn't it?

Wednesday, 1 October 2014

Senior Citizens can eat out for a fiver in Edgware

Interesting press release on the Council website , which I thought my Edgware based senior readers may be interested in


Altogether Better Edgware and Stonegrove* in conjunction with Edgware Town Team are pleased to announce the launch of Edgware Silver Service. From Tuesday 16 September 2014, and every Tuesday after that, selected cafés and restaurants in Edgware will be offering a set lunch or buffet for senior customers (aged 60 +) who may be accompanied by a guest or carer, all for £5 or less.

The main aim of this initiative is to reduce loneliness, social isolation and improve the wellbeing of older people. The Edgware Silver Service provides an oppotunity for older people to  socialise with friends and family as well as bulid new relationships within the local community.  This will also help to increase footfall in the area in general, making Edgware a great place to visit.
The scheme is being welcomed by business owners in Edgware. Participating outlets will display the Edgware Silver Service symbol in their windows and the menu they are offering as part of the scheme will be clearly marked. Most restaurants are offering either 2 or 3 course meals or buffet dining with Edgware Silver Service menu prices all at £5 or less, per person – a good quality lunch out with no frills.

Edgware Silver Service will in the first instance be available on Tuesdays only. Times will vary according to the outlet and users should check the offer times of their venue of choice in advance.
*Altogether Better Edgware and Stonegrove (A-BESt) is a community-led programme intended to connect local people, groups, programmes and businesses in the Edgware and Stonegrove area.
Altogether Better is also aimed at reducing social isolation and helping people build confidence in themselves and their area.

The Altogether Better initiative is jointly funded by Barnet Council and the NHS, and supported by the Barnet Senior’s Assembly as part of the council’s Ageing Well programme.Local restaurants currently signed up to the scheme are Me Love Sushi, Izgara, Greenman, BBQ Express, Loving Hut.

Tuesday, 30 September 2014

The Conservative Conference - The art of losing the plot

"Are you really sure this won't make us look like a fascist party in a dystopian novel?" "Yeah, sure,don't worry"
Nothing could sum up just how badly the Tories have lost the plot than this picture. Those of us who remember Neil Kinnocks rather unfortunate Nuremburg rally style conference in 1992 in Sheffield could only hold up our hands and say "what on earth were they thinking?". Whatever your political persuasion, you have to admit that this isn't a great look. Of course no one actually thinks Grant Shapps, David Cameron or any of the rest of them are a bunch of Nazis waiting for the coup, but in this day and age, images are everything and this isn't a great look. The conference itself was perhaps the biggest piece of navel gazing in British history. Rather than talking to the issues that that the country care about, it has been dominated by two big cock ups (or rather a big one and what was apparently a rather less big one, if you believe the gossip).

Firstly we had Tory Chairman Grant Shapps (Pictured above) ranting about betrayal, in regards to Mark Reckless. He claims Reckless lacks integrity. Now I am not a UKIP fan, but it was no secret that Reckless had sympathy with UKIP and he has done the honourable thing and called a by election. Too many politicians have not followed their conscience and towed the party line. That is why we had an illegal war in Iraq. I for one believe any MP with the guts to follow their conscience is  a man I'd respect, even if I completely disagree with him. It is up to the electorate to say whether they agree with Reckless, which is how it should be. The fact that the Tories find it inconvenient is neither here nor there.

Then we've had the rather odd case of the Tory junior minister who decided to send a picture of his dangly bits to Mirror journalist who he believed to be  a pretty young woman, but was in fact a rather less pretty bloke. It is quite simple, if you are a Tory minister and married. Don't send pictures of yourself in compromising postions to people you've never met. If you are you are an idiot with lousy judgement. There is no point moaning about the press. If you are so stupid as to do that, you are a naive fool and a security risk to boot. What if the person had been a terrorist mole and wanted to blackmail a minister, rather than a journo. For  the Tories to get outraged just shows how stupid they really are.

As for policies, the big one is the announcement the George Osborne will cut £12 billion worth of benefit payments. This is a small sum sat next to corporate tax avoidance. One single company vodaphone managed to wriggle out of a £6 billion tax liability. I am all for cutting benefits where it is not needed and stamping out fraud (which is rife). I am completely against cutting benefits to vulnerable people who will suffer. The sad truth is that if the £12 billion benefit cut was feasable or desirable they'd have done it already. The fact they haven't surely tells you something. One thing about benefits which is never mentioned is that nearly all legallyt paid benefits comes back into the economy. Far more than tax cuts for the rich. Is it really such a good idea to squeeze it, just when the economy is picking up?

Monday, 29 September 2014

Lee Thompson & The Silencerz live at the Chandos Arms Colindale in aid of MacMillan Cancer relief


Lee Thompson & The Silencerz
Live at Chandos Arms
Sunday 5th Oct 2014 – 8.30pm
In Aid of Macmillian Cancer Relief

In association with Mill Hill Music Complex, Colindale’s most community spirited pub, Chandos Arms is hosting a day in aid of McMillian Cancer Trust with a evening of live music, starring Lee Thompson the renowned Saxophone player from Madness. The eveninhg will feature a selection of Lee's own compositions, Ska classics and covers of such classic artists as Marc Bolan and Ian Dury. This will be a night to remember, entrance is free, we just ask a donation for MacMillan, as we've all been touched by cancer at some point. It is Lee's birthday and will be a very special night

It all kicks off at 11am with a coffee morning and children’s activities, including bouncy castle, children’s entertainment and face painting.

At 8.30pm Lee Thompson will present an evening of ska, soul, motown, funk and music from his roots, with The Silencerz, a slick crew of local musicians. Lee is a remarkable entertainer and this is sure to be an evening of magical music.

Entrance is free, there will be a raffle with numerous Madness memorabilia as prizes and a fantasic VIP pass for a Madness gig of your choice as the first prize.

Sunday, 28 September 2014

The Saturday list #70 - Ten reasons why UK policy on ISIS is wrong

Once again, the British armed forces are being called upon to risk their lives in a region of the world where we are not exactly very well liked. I happen to believe the decision to bomb ISIS is deeply flawed. Here are the reasons.

1. No one has explained what we are trying to achieve. Any military adventure should have a clear political objective. No one has said what this is. If we bombed and killed every single member of ISIS and every ISIS sympathiser (which clearly we can't) all we would have achieved is to create a vacuum which another equally repugnant group would fill. It seems to me that we have a bunch of political incompetents running the west. Obama strikes me as acomplete moron and one has to conclude Cameron is no better. Obama has no vision for what he was trying to achieve. Any reading of the history books shows how the aims of a war should be mananged. Roosevelt and Churchill had a plan in 1943 for what would come after the defeat of Hitler, who was a far greater threat. This plan has ensured that Germany is now a modern democratic state.

2. The Government (and the last one) have run down the armed forces to such a point that all they can contribute is a "token precence".  We read this morning that 2 Tornado jets performed a 7 hour mission.  In the scheme of things, this shows just how small and peripheral the contribution is and just how little commitment the government has to actually keeping afit for purpose military machine.

3. It gives ISIS valuable propaganda material in their battle for hearts and minds. We don't really understand a Jihadist mindset. For many disaffected young muslims in the west, the concept of non muslims raining down bombs on oppressed muslims who lack the weaponry to respond is repugnant. Of course there is far more to the argument than this, but this is how ISIS propaganda portrays this.

4. An air campaign against such a rag tag army is not a fit for purpose response. The type of weaponry a Tornado carries was designed for the cold war. We have precision guided missiles and bunker busting bombs. These are being deployed against blokes driving around in Landcruisers with AK47 rifles. Each bomb probably costs £100,000. Whilst ISIS has some fixed assets in Syria where these may be useful, that is not where the RAF is being deployed.

5. The RAF are not allowed to attack Syria. This is like trying to cure a cancer patient whilst saying you won't remove the primary tumour. It is quite frankly ridiculous.

6. By ruling out ground troops, we are neither in nor out. You either support something or you don't (although I suspect that the fact they've run down the army has a lot to do with the decision).

 7. If as Cameron claims, ISIS are a serious threat to the UK, then surely he can explain why. As I see it, there is zero prospect of ISIS invading the UK and toppling the deomcratically elected govt. So what is the threat? A few disaffected angry young men taking extreme actions. Does anyone thinking the current UK policy deals with this disaffection?

8. There is no UK policy to combat the internal UK threat from radical Jihadis in the UK. It is patently obvious that actions such as capturing and beheading aid workers are unislamic and that the vast majority of people killed by ISIS are fellow muslims. This should be central plank of our fight back.

9. It is nothing short of a scandal that the Government don't have a credible spokesman who represents the Muslim community in the UK within the upper echelons of the government. As a result, they have no input from anyone who understands the issues and concerns of the people we are addressing our policies at in a position to advise the government. Whilst I am sure Eton provides an excellent education, I don't believe it really gives you much of a head start when it comes to dealing with jihardi terrorists.

10. Have they learned nothing about what happens when you poke a wasps nest? Look at the timeline of our interventions in Iraq. It more or less started with the Islamic revolution in Iran in the 1970's. The West backed Saddam Hussein in Iraq as they felt he was a bulwark against the Mullahs. At the same time we backed Al Quada in Afghanistan. When Saddam & Al Qaida ceased to be useful to western interests, we then turned on them. Two gulf wars left us in the current position. The Mullahs still run Iran, Iraq has disintegrated as a single unified country, falling between areas of Iraniain and ISIS influence. It seems that all of a sudden Al Qaida are not quite so bad. We've spent billions on wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and all we've managed to do is make both countries more unstable and the area more dangerous.

Of course you may say "It's easy to pick holes, what would you do?". Well for a start  I wouldn't throw our forces into a conflict without a clear plan. The Iraqi govt is a mess and any intervention in Syria will simply help Assad. It may well be that an Assad govt is actually the least bad option for the Uk's interests in that region, I really don't know, but I can't see any credible alternative. It seems to me that there is a strong case for supporting the Kurds. They have a decent admintsration and have long been our allies. The Iraqi govt are in hoc to the Iranians, so I'd let the Iranians sort them out. ISIS are armed and well funded by various Wahabi interests in Saudi Arabia etc. I think our efforts should be aimed at trying to staunch this flow of cash. It also appears that black market oil is making its way into Turkey (who seem to be doing quite nicely from the deal). I'd inisit that as a NATO member Turkey seals its border. This would also stem the flow of UK Jihadis entering Syria. I would like to see the RAF's resources being directed more to humanitarian aid of refugees etc than bombing. This may win us a few friends and show that we aren't what ISIS portray us as.

 Oh and I know that this Saturday list is being posted on a Sunday. It should have been posted yesterday, but I got too engrossed in all the sport yesterday to finish it off.

Saturday, 27 September 2014

The Tweets of the week in Barnet 27/9/2014

So here it is. Again. Our weekly roundup of the best and worst tweets of the week in and around the London Borough of Bonkers

1. A rather odd tweet from the deputy Leader of the Barnet Tories. Seems he's worried that Ed Milliband will forget to implement a socialist utopia when elected?

What else will Ed forget to do if ever, God help us, he is PM?!

2. It seems that Mike Freer is getting hot under the collar about a cartoon strip which lampoons Hitler and the Nazis.

Sep 23
MPs join call to pull comic book showing ‘Hipster Hitler’ : “It makes Hitler seem acceptable." Agree?


3. The Borough of Barnets top Baking WAG is rallying troops to the cause!


4. Mr Reasonable is concerned that Barnet has torpedoed social care in Barnet with huge pension liability for YCB, whilst excusing private contractors such as Capita of their obligations.

Urgent feedback on ACAS/Your Choice Barnet meeting Have Barnet unfairly saddled YCB with massive pension liability

5. Suzy Fitzgerald is outaraged that the taxpayer has yet again been shafted in Barnet

Outrage as care home bought for £1 set to be sold for £12million - this is outrageous

6. Globetrotting Barnet Councillor magically appears where we least expect him !


7. Disgraced criminal ex councillor Brian Coleman seems to think that in the year 2014 people are interested in the private live of a long dead former Prime Minister. One suspects that poor old Brian is a tad out of touch.

Heath was as queer as F**k and I suspect Special branch files from the 1950 would show that

8. Sadly Burnt Oak is making the news for all the wrongreasons
Man in critical condition after being stabbed in Watling Park, Burnt Oak, on Friday morning




9. It seems that local residents are none too pleased with Barratt homes
Top / All
West Hendon estate residents blocking Barratt Homes construction site entrance this morning


 10. Laura Haynes is most impressed with Mill Hills newest Zebra crossing !

A brand new zebra crossing to walk over. That's about as exciting as life in gets!