Friday, 23 June 2017

The Mill Hill Music festival report - Day 8 - The Silencerz and Recollection + The Friday Joke

So we've reached the penultimate day of the Mill Hill Music Festival. Where does the time go? So far, the ticketed events have all been well attended. All of the ticketed events have been well attended and artistically amazing. By my estimates well over 1,000 people have so far attended the events, with two days to go. Last night we had Robert Fowler's Gerry Mulligan Jazz band. If Jazz is your thing, then this would have you swinging. The night finished with a standing ovation and a very well received encore. It was a long old day for me, we started at The Mill Hill Golf Club, preparing for tonight's extravaganza at The Mill Hill Golf Club. We had staging to sort out. I was up there at 8:30am. I clocked off from Hartley Hall at 11:30pm. It's just a shame that it is voluntary work! Anyway, here's whats left in the programme. There are still a few tickets left for tonights gig and it will be fantastic. The Silencerz featuring Lee Thompson are one of my favourite bands and are supported by a fantastic 5 piece cover band, Recollection What better way to watch them than with a beer and a barbeque in a fantastic setting.



The Silencerz & Recollection
Today.  The Silencerz and Recollection live at The Mill Hill Golf Club.  The Silencerz will be joined by special guest Lee Thompson, the nutty saxman from  Madness. Our evening begins with the always popular 5-piece cover-band, Recollection playing all your favourites from the 60’s to present day. Recollection are a great band. One of my oldest mates, Gerry Keane is the guitarist. I first met Gerry aged four in "The Baby Class" at St Vincents Infants School. We both then progressed to Finchley Catholic High. We both play blond strats! Gerry is also a festival organiser and without him, nothing would happen. So please come along early and support them. They really are great.



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Alan Warner
Saturday. The festival closing party is at The Adam and Eve,  with guitar legend Alan Warner and his band. Alan made his name as a founder member of The Foundations, formed in the 1960's and still regularly played on the radio today, with hits such as Build Me Up Buttercup and Baby, Now That I’ve Found You. They will be playing an exciting mix of rock, blues, pop and West Coast covers plus original songs.It promises to be a cracking end to a brilliant festival!

The festival happens every two years. It is run on a not for profit basis by volunteers. We aim to bring you high quality music, from top musicians, as well as giving local artists an opportunity to play. Some of the events are ticketed and some are free to enter, so everyone can join in the fun. the Festival is supported by Mill Hill Music Complex, who supply PA and sound systems free of charge.  We firmly believe in supporting artists and musicians and all artists are paid for their performances.



And finally, as it's Friday and we're at Mill Hill Golf Club, here is todays Friday Joke, with a Golfing Theme!




Two golfers on the first tee, one of the golfers notices that the other isn't playing his usual brand of golf ball.
Golfer One."What's that your playing with today?" he asks.
Golfer Two"Oh its the new volko golf ball".
"If you hit it into the trees, a little red flag pops out so its easy to locate".
"If you knock it into the water, it floats to the top and a flashing red beacon helps you to see where it is".
"If it goes in the rough it emits a buzzing sound so it can be heard at a distance"
"If you knock it into the sand, it vibrates upwards so it's easier to spot"
Golfer One "Wow, it sounds amazing, where did you get it?"
Golfer Two "OH, I FOUND IT"

Thursday, 22 June 2017

Theresa May should be sacked for destroying the UK's negotiating position in Brexit talks

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Merkel and May
Today Theresa May has had her first meeting with EU leaders since the election. I've just been watching the footage on the news. I was quite shocked at the smirking of her fellow leaders. It is pretty clear that the election result has completely undermined the UK's negotiating position. The only reason May called the election was for a short term advantage for the UK Conservative Party. She believed that the Tories would get a larger majority and she'd secure an extra couple of years. I believe another consideration was that it would give her time to recover the Tories reputation if the Brexit talks were difficult. Now she enters the chamber with her credibility and reputation in tatters. She must know that the EU will be in a prime position to play Northern Ireland off against the rest of the UK, and even potentially Scotland. She knows that there is no parliamentary majority for a hard Brexit or no deal. She knows that she has no joker up her sleeve and no Ace in her hand. We've already seen David Davis put soundly in his place.

There used to be a term for putting your own interests in front of the National interest and putting us at the mercy of foreign powers. It's called Treason. The Tories spent the election campaign suggesting that Jeremy Corbyn was in some way "unpatriotic" because he talked peace with unsavoury parties in Northern Ireland, before it became government policy. Theresa May's desperate gamble has put us at the whim and mercy of the Angela Merkel, who is now the de-facto emperor of Europe. For two years (at least), we'll have to pay the bills, but have no seat at the table.

The sooner she's gone the better. Who would I suggest replacing her? If I was a Tory, I'd probably go for Phillip Hammond. He is the best of a rather poor bunch. Boris is a buffoon, Gove is a treacherous git, Leadsome exposed herself as not up to the job. Amber Rudd is very lighweight and Ken Clarke is probably too old and frail. I suspect that within two years we might have a coalition, with Corbyn as PM and Vince Cable as his deputy. I think that the current Mayhem (pardon the pun) has gone down like a lead ballon with voters. Tim Farron was a disaster for the Lib Dems, and I'd expect Cable to add at least 10-15 seats to their total. I suspect that the Tories will learn nothing and go for the mother of all negative campaigns. I think that given the chaos they've dumped on us, this will go down like a lead ballon. I suspect that voters find Corbyn and Cable a tad more trustworthy than anyone the Tories will rustle up. Given the performance of Hammond on TV recently, I can't see any way that the current mess will last beyoind the Autumn. My prediction is that the Tories will have a leadership election sooner rather than later and the new leader will be more than tempted to try their luck. But hey, what do I know? I'd never have guessed Brexit, or a hung Parliament, so Mystic Meg I am most certainly not.

Wednesday, 21 June 2017

Grenfell Tower - The rich vs the poor?

The right wing press have been having a right old go at Jeremy Corbyn over his suggestion that the Council requesition empty properties in the Borough as emergency housing for homeless residents. They have tried to portray this as some sort of crazy socialist agenda to punish the mega rich. I have a few observations.

1. No one is being punished, as unlike the poor and homeless residents, they are not homeless, they have a nice comfy bed elsewhere.

2. They are not being evicted, the properties are empty and simply being used as investment vehicles.

3. The term is "emergency housing". Ie it is a short term measure in response to a crisis. Presumably, they would get compensation for the period. There is no suggestion that they would lose the ownership, they would simply be doing something socially useful. When permanent housing was available, the properties would revert to the original owner and presumably, the taxpayer would pick up the bill for any repairs etc.

4. It is quite normal in times of emergency and crisis for housing to be requisitioned. Read your history books about World War II.

5. Is it not morally repugnant that there are mega rich people who haven't simply opened the doors of their empty flats and mansions to help their needy neighbours? They shouldn't need asking, they should do it out of a sense of moral responsibility. It is not often that we get the chance to help our fellow man, so we should grasp it with a sense of zeal.

I have done much work over the years with the homeless. I have felt sad and impotent that I have been unable to help house the poor residents of my city who have been left homeless by this tragedy. The concept that there are people who could and haven't is sickening. The concept that mega rich foreign billionares who control our press have put the boot into Jeremy Corbyn for suggesting something that is simple human decency is srevolting beyond description. How on earth can these hypocrites criticise Corbyn for not nodding his head, but turn a blind eye to the shoddy treatment of social housing residents that has left at least 79 people dead. If The Sun and it's ilk used all its revolting armoury of illegal phone taps, intrusive doorstepping, offering cash bungs to coppers etc for leaks, into getting to the truth in this tragedy, we'd soon see the truth emerge. However, they only use these tactics to ensure a nice picture of Kim Kardasians arse or Hugh Grants secret fling on the front page. Heaven forbid that they actually try and serve the interests of the poor mugs who buy their $h1tty rags

The Mill Hill Music Festival Update - Phew! What a scorching Opera!

So did you make it to Hartley Hall yesterday, for the Pop-Up Opera? Well if the answer is yes, you will no doubt have had a fantasic night. Maybe, you weren't tempted? Opera is a bit high brow for you? It was in Italian, so you wouldn't be able to follow the action? Now I'm not an Opera buff, but it was amazing. For those of us who don't speak the lingo, there were subtitles. But these were subtitles with a difference. They were specially adapted to a Mill Hill audience, bringing much hilarity! The phrase "The rich count  who lives up on the hill" became "The rich bloke who lives in Uphill Road" was just one example.

For me, it was a fairly light touch day. There was no requirements for sound systems, so my main efforts were moving the piano onto the stage. Gerry did the lights.

Opera singers do not need mics. Several people complimented me on how well we'd done the sound, but even the piano was not amplified. Opera is a regular feature of the festival. For me, Pop-Up Opera is the best we've seen, they've all been fantastic, but I feel Pop-Up Opera are very true to the origins of the form. We see Opera as high brow entertainment with the ENO and the Royal Opera House. Many perceive it as high pitched, unintelligable warblings. The audience yesterday, which was rather full, saw how it should be. It was funny, bawdy and delivered with huge energy and passion. The jokes were genuinely funny and worked well.

Afterwards, we chatted to several members of the company. They were highly complimentary about the festival, saying it was great to play such events. They thoroughly enjoyed the reception they got. If you missed it this time, make sure you check out the Opera in two years!

So what have we got coming up?

Kevin Fitzsimmons
Tonight, we have Jazz at the Mill Hill Golf Club, with Kevin Fitzsimmons, one of the most individual male jazz voices to emerge on the UK jazz scene in recent times. This is hosted by The Mill Hill Jazz Club. If you've not been to the Jazz club before, why not use this great opportunity to check out a great artist at a great venue. The Jazz club has been running since 1999 at a variety of locations, before settling at the Golf Club. They put on some fantastic artists, so even if you can't make tomorrow, be sure to check them out!

Robert Fowler
Thursday is another jazz event, with Robert Fowler, veteran of the Pasadena Roof Orchestra, the Back to Basie and BBC Big Bands, and Humphrey Lyttelton’s Band. The show is a tribute to Jazz great Gerry Mulligan,  remembered for his famous  quartets which have become part of jazz history; but in the early 1960s he led an outstanding and unique thirteen piece all-star ensemble that received acclaim from fans and critics alike.  The band of top British musicians will be underpinned by the rhythm section of award winning bassist Dave Green and drummer Steve Brown.
This show is at the Hartley Hall, and there are still tickets available.


The Silencerz & Recollection
Friday sees a very special event, with The Silencerz and Recollection live at The Mill Hill Golf Club. Get ready to dance the night away to the rockingest, rock-steady beat of the The Silencerz. One of country’s top ska bands, this nine piece outfit will bring the house down with a fun and energetic night, featuring covers of all your favourite ska tunes, along with a selection of originals. The band will be joined by special guest Lee Thompson, the nutty saxman from  Madness. Our evening begins with the always popular 5-piece cover-band, Recollection playing all your favourites from the 60’s to present day.This promisies to be a fantastic night and there is a barbeque as well, just in case you feel a bit peckish.

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Alan Warner
The festival closing party is at The Adam and Eve,  with guitar legend Alan Warner and his band. Alan made his name as a founder member of The Foundations, formed in the 1960's and still regularly played on the radio today, with hits such as Build Me Up Buttercup and Baby, Now That I’ve Found You. They will be playing an exciting mix of rock, blues, pop and West Coast covers plus original songs.It promises to be a cracking end to a brilliant festival!

The festival happens every two years. It is run on a not for profit basis by volunteers. We aim to bring you high quality music, from top musicians, as well as giving local artists an opportunity to play. Some of the events are ticketed and some are free to enter, so everyone can join in the fun. the Festival is supported by Mill Hill Music Complex, who supply PA and sound systems free of charge.  We firmly believe in supporting artists and musicians and all artists are paid for their performances.


The Wednesday Poem #21 - The Fall of The Empress & musings on Empires

The Fall of The Empress

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The Queen and Theresa May
She awakes, a ray of sun screams through the curtain,
A new day has dawned, just for a moment full of promise,
Then the world come flooding back,
It wasn't meant to be like this

Today,  the Queen will bless the house,
The Queen - who has seen so many come and go,
Churchill was the first, many decades ago,
A giant from a different world.


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How it was meant to be
She looks in the mirror, sunken eyes stare back,
"Mirror Mirror on the wall, oh go to Hell" ,
In her mind she sees them all, lined up
"Et tu Brutus?"

Today the Empire will fall around her feet,
As the Queen lays bare her demise before the eyes of the world,
The sycophants have moved to pastures new,
She stands alone.

Copyright 2017 Roger Tichborne.

Today's poem is was specially to commemorate the Queens Speech. For Theresa May, it wasn't meant to be like this.

Guest Poems are always welcome at The Barnet Eye.

Just a few words on the the subjects of Empires. I've always found it fascinating how seemingly invincible empires fall. I was born in 1962 and my father was born in 1917, in Australia. He was a "Commonwealth Citizen" and fought in the second world war. In the early part of his life, The British Empire was one of the largest empires the world had seen, controlling much of Africa and Asia. At some point, I really can't quite work out why or when exactly it all happened, the British decided that running an Empire wasn't such a marvellous thing after all, packed and went home. I am not quite sure what was the most despicable aspect of the British Empire, but probably for me it was the state we left the world when we upped sticks and came home. It should be a matter of shame for us all that just about every place on the planet where there is serious conflict is somewhere that the British Empire stirred up a hornets nest at some point. In my lifetime, the Soviet Empire fell. I travelled extensively in the USSR before the fall of communisim. It was fascinating. We'd been brainwashed that the USSR was some sort of mighty power, but in reality it was a complete shambles. I am sure their military were more than competent, but any supposedly communist society, where citizens are excluded from hard currency shops is clearly suffering a personality disorder. Whilst nuclear weapons buy a place at the top table, what is the point if your population is pauperised. But then Emperors in their palaces have never much cared about such things.

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Cruella DeVille
Which brings us to the situation today. When Theresa May called the election, everyone believed she'd sweep to power and be the most powerful PM for decades. Whilst Blair had a majority, he never really had the heart of the Labour Party. He simply couldn't do what he wanted. Gordon Brown, the Iron Chancellor (remember that), ruled the roost. Theresa May would have been the sweetheart of the Tories if she'd pulled off what she tried. Had she got the 150 seat majority that the Mail talked of in the early days of the campaign, she'd have been simply unassailable. But Democracy is a funny old thing. The British are a strange race. I suspect that the thing that did for May was that she chose to campaign as an Empress. The rest of the Conservatives were irrelevant. She simply thought  that by saying "I'm the boss and I'm the one who can deliver "strong and stable" (remember that) government would be enough.

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Obi Wan Kenobi
I've read all sorts of analysis as to why Jeremy Corbyn thwarted her. The reasons as far as I can see are simple. For most of us, May was simply Cruella DeVille. The problem was that she was up against Obi Wan Kenobi. It is quite amazing how many parallels there are between Kenobi and Corbyn. Kenobi was revered by the Young, and inspiration, spending most of his time in the desert. He was the archetypal political outsider. His career was really one of failure, as he'd completely failed to stop "The empire", a hard line fascist organisation, taking over much of the Universe. Although it isn't mentioned, my guess is that he too spent far too much time tending his allotment on Planet Zob, whilst Darth Vader was busy enslaving the 17 planets in the Zork system. Of course politics in the real world are far more complex, but if you have a bloke who looks rather like a bloke we all recognise as a hero, running against a woman who looks like someone who is famous for murdering dalmations, there is only really one way it will end in animal loving Britain.

I do wonder what The Queen makes of it all. Her first Prime Minister was Churchill, perhaps the man, more than any other, who saved the world from the Nazi's. A tower of a man. Maybe her last Prime Minister? Theresa May, a woman who can't even butter up the DUP to support her. I doubt the Queen has ever had such a speech to read. One imagines she is mightily put out, given she was meant to be at the Gee Gee's today. Perhaps the one lesson we can draw is that, as my Dad often told me "an Empire is at its weakest when it looks to be at its most powerful".

One final word. I don't believe it is anti British to be critical of the British Empire. Many on the right say that we should cut our foreign aid budget. To me, this is unpatriotic. The British owe many poor countries a huge debt. To me, a primary British value should be honouring our commitments and debts. Many of the fine Victorian edifices in London and other major cities, were built using profits from exploiting poorer countries. The least we can do is give some of that back. I am proud to be British, but people who are small minded and stingy make me embarrassed for my countrymen.