Friday, 12 February 2016

The Friday Joke - 12/2/2015

Marketing Explained

One buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING.  However, people  often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."  Well, here it is:

You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party.  You go up to 
him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.  One
 of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's 
fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party.  You go up to him and get his 
telephone number.  The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic  
in bed."

That's Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress.  You walk up to 
him and pour him a drink.  You say, "May I?" and reach up to
straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and 
then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.

 You're at a party and see a handsome guy.  He walks up to you and
 says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy.  He fancies you, but you 
talk him into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be 
handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the 
roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your 
lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

That's Facebook.

You are at a party; this attractive older man walks up to you and 
grabs your ass.

That's former President Bill Clinton.

You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were 
offended and you are awarded a settlement.

That's America!
Well I thought it was funny! Have a great weekend - Of course it missed one. You go up to a handsome man and tell him you are good in bed. He immediately grabs you and you proceed to the broom cupboard and make mad passionate love. A week later, you find you have an STD. That is viral marketing.

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